Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Hello, Landover! I'm sorry I haven't been around for a while, but I saw this story and I thought of you! LOL!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...umiliated.html

The founder of the Jedi religion inspired by the Star Wars films was thrown out of a Tesco supermarket for wearing his distinctive brown hood.
Daniel Jones, 23, who has 500,000 followers worldwide, was told the hood flouted store rules and was ordered to remove it or leave the supermarket.
As a result Jones, who also goes by the Jedi name Morda Hehol, claims he has been 'victimised over his beliefs' and left 'emotionally humiliated' by the supermarket in Bangor, North Wales... 'They said: "Take it off", and I said "No, its part of my religion. It's part of my religious right." I gave them a Jedi church business card.'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz0RhAeaSFq

ROFL!!!11!one! Say what you want about Trekkers, at least we don't found churches based on fiction!
Just thought I'd share this with you. Live long and prosper!

[Robert Hutchins]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

Next thing you know they'll be swinging those phallic light-sabers around and using their Jedi powers to convince us to commit blasphemy and sodomy.

[InHisLove]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

*waves hand* You want to be a Jedi.

Did it work? Yeah I didn't think so, thats really, uhm, RETARTED. For want of a better word. We have a Jedi church now? Who do they worship? Yoda? Or Obi Wan?

[WWJDnow]

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Say what you want about Trekkers, at least we don't found churches based on fiction!

You really, really don't want me to say what I want about Trekkers, but I'll grant you this, because you aren't starting religions, you aren't definitely going to Hell like the Star Warriors are. Probably, since you're still buying into all of Gene Roddenberry's liberal Jew claptrap, but not definitely.

I always thought that evolutionists were the world's craziest nerds, but you're right, these idiots take the prize.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

Hello, Landover! I'm sorry I haven't been around for a while

And I'm sorry you're back. Don't you have a comic book to defile yourself over or something?

thats really, uhm, RETARTED. For want of a better word.

"Retarded" is a better word. You're welcome.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

*Shoots a steely glare, laced with icy hatred, in Kirk's direction* And that's all I have to say to you. Good day, sir.

[virginWhore]

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I'm wondering why the dude didn't just work some Jedi Mind Tricks on the store security..."these aren't the shoppers you're looking for..."

vw

[virginWhore]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

Say what you want about Trekkers, at least we don't found churches based on fiction!

Go tell that to L. Ron Hubbard.


vw

[Original Gothster]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

Some trekkie thinks some Star Wars dork is lame? Right now, I can't think of anything I give less of a crap about.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

*Shoots a steely glare, laced with icy hatred, in Kirk's direction* And that's all I have to say to you. Good day, sir.

You know you want a piece of the Shat, babe! LOL!

Go tell that to L. Ron Hubbard.

Wait! Wasn't Xenu the alien midget I faced in The Carbonite Maneuver who used a silly "scary" puppet to hide his true self? What they didn't show was when I turned him over my knee and gave him an astro-spanking for lying!

[Bobby-Joe]

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*Shoots a steely glare, laced with icy hatred just screaming for Kirk to take me, take me hard, in Kirk's direction* And that's all I have to say to you. Good day, sir.

WW we are going to have to ask you to lay off the fan girl list in this forum. this is about Jesus, not your hormones, okay?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

You know you want a piece of the Shat, babe! LOL!

Is there something about, "I have no respect for you, you're a terrible Captain and a slut, and I wouldn't want a piece of you if you were the last man in this galaxy" that you don't understand?

WW we are going to have to ask you to lay off the fan girl list in this forum. this is about Jesus, not your hormones, okay?

*Gasp* Are you actually implying I'm attracted to that ham?! Bobby Joe! Of all the things you've ever said about me, this is the absolute worst!

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

Is there something about, "I have no respect for you, you're a terrible Captain and a slut, and I wouldn't want a piece of you if you were the last man in this galaxy" that you don't understand?

*Gasp* Are you actually implying I'm attracted to that ham?! Bobby Joe! Of all the things you've ever said about me, this is the absolute worst!

So you're a lezbo. Gotcha. Kirk's cool with that. Kirk's very cool with that.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

So you're a lezbo. Gotcha. Kirk's cool with that. Kirk's very cool with that.

So if a woman isn't attracted to you, you assume she's a lesbian? [sarcasm]Of course! It makes perfect sense! Clearly no straight woman could ever not find you attractive.[/sarcasm] As it happens, sir, I am straight. I happen to have an appetite for the male form that would put even the most voracious Klingon female to shame. I just don't find you appealing.

[Bobby-Joe]

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So if a woman isn't attracted to you, you assume she's a lesbian? [sarcasm]Of course! It makes perfect sense! Clearly no straight woman could ever not find you attractive.[/sarcasm] As it happens, sir, I am straight. I happen to have an appetite for the male form that would put even the most voracious Klingon female to shame. I just don't find you appealing.

You are self admitted witch, are you not WW? The thespian tendencies of witches have been well noted. Additionally you speak French so your interest in unnatural sex is pretty obvious.