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  • Thorn in God's Backside
    Unsaved Trash, teenaged witch scum
    • Oct 2009
    • 33

    #16
    Re: GOD uses Adventist Cultist to spread the Truth about Wicca!

    Ah see that is where you are wrong. My parents are loving and raised me to accept others who can accept me. My parents never limit me because they know that I can be anything I wish. I am sorry that it bothers you that a woman can go on an be what she wants and that her parents aprove and support her decisions. I just wish the same for you child when he or she wishes to read a horror novel because they want something diffrent. Or if your child writes a poem and it is a bit disturbing. I just hope you will support that child and understand that the child is diffrent and special and you should feel blessed to have creativity within your home.

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #17
      Re: GOD uses Adventist Cultist to spread the Truth about Wicca!

      Originally posted by Thorn1765 View Post
      Ah see that is where you are wrong. My parents are loving and raised me to accept others who can accept me. My parents never limit me because they know that I can be anything I wish. I am sorry that it bothers you that a woman can go on an be what she wants and that her parents aprove and support her decisions. I just wish the same for you child when he or she wishes to read a horror novel because they want something diffrent. Or if your child writes a poem and it is a bit disturbing. I just hope you will support that child and understand that the child is diffrent and special and you should feel blessed to have creativity within your home.
      Even a normal non-Christian parent is not going to allow their pre-adolescent child to read horror novels.

      Were you raised by John and Kate Bender?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Thorn in God's Backside
        Unsaved Trash, teenaged witch scum
        • Oct 2009
        • 33

        #18
        Re: GOD uses Adventist Cultist to spread the Truth about Wicca!

        My father is a military man who has given me the freedom to chose what I so desire. My mother is a woman who never lets anyone tell her what to do or how to live. She supports her family and takes no bull from anyone. My parents are hard working Americans who understand freedom and feel their children should not be limited to anything. My parents never told me "Wear a dress hold back your hair and sew." my parents are more of the "Go out and kick ass in the world." My parents let me read what I want, and let me be what I want because in the end it is my choice. Hope your children have the same options that I was given as a child.
        Blessed Be
        ~Thorn, daughter of Mother Earth.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #19
          Re: GOD uses Adventist Cultist to spread the Truth about Wicca!

          Originally posted by Thorn in God's toe View Post
          My father is a convict who hasn't seen me since I was a baby. My mother is an uppity sass-mouthed feminazi bitch who can't control her demon crotchfruit. She supports her family and takes food stamps by doing stuff for money. My parents are thieves who don't love me. They failed me by giving up their responsibility to me to teach me right from wrong. They didn't make sure I grew up to be a decent God-fearing woman, "Go out and do whatever in the world. Because we don't care." My parents let me read what I want, and let me be what I want because in the end it is my choice to become a lesbian moon dancing whore. Hope your children turn out to be hateful dykes like I did!
          Translated.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22885

            #20
            Re: GOD uses Adventist Cultist to spread the Truth about Wicca!

            Originally posted by Thorn in God's toe View Post
            My father is a military man who has given me the freedom to chose what I so desire. My mother is a woman who never lets anyone tell her what to do or how to live. She supports her family and takes no bull from anyone. My parents are hard working Americans who understand freedom and feel their children should not be limited to anything. My parents never told me "Wear a dress hold back your hair and sew." my parents are more of the "Go out and kick ass in the world." My parents let me read what I want, and let me be what I want because in the end it is my choice. Hope your children have the same options that I was given as a child.
            Blessed Be
            ~Thorn, daughter of Mother Earth.
            In fact they never seemed to take much interest in you, did they? Well, you are a girl child after all, so you're not too important.

            This lack of guidance has led to your worshiping broccoli, dancing naked round trees and burbling about your "Lord and Lady" in a vacuous attempt to draw attention to yourself.

            May I suggest that, as you will have seen, all True Christians™ are well-balanced and thus following Landover's example may be a step forward in your development?

            PS Tell me, did your parents ever express the idea that they would have preferred a son?
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Thorn in God's Backside
              Unsaved Trash, teenaged witch scum
              • Oct 2009
              • 33

              #21
              Re: GOD uses Adventist Cultist to spread the Truth about Wicca!

              Dear friend and brother on this Earth, I am sorry your family acted that way towards you and you turned out so foul. I am glad you found something that makes you feel better though. I do hope your mother learns to control herself and your father was sent to Hell because he didn’t resolve his issues. I’m sorry your children are so messed up because you couldn’t raise them right and that you turned out to be nothing but a slanderous whore. I did hear that your God forgives, maybe he will help you.
              Blessed Be
              ~Thorn, Daughter of Mother Earth. : )

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              • Thorn in God's Backside
                Unsaved Trash, teenaged witch scum
                • Oct 2009
                • 33

                #22
                Re: GOD uses Adventist Cultist to spread the Truth about Wicca!

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                In fact they never seemed to take much interest in you, did they? Well, you are a girl child after all, so you're not too important.

                This lack of guidance has led to your worshiping broccoli, dancing naked round trees and burbling about your "Lord and Lady" in a vacuous attempt to draw attention to yourself.

                May I suggest that, as you will have seen, all True Christians™ are well-balanced and thus following Landover's example may be a step forward in your development?

                PS Tell me, did your parents ever express the idea that they would have preferred a son?
                My parents have sons and they think for themselves. One is an atheist and the other a simple Christian. I am a very important member of this family and have never felt threatened that I am not good enough. I am the eldest daughter and the eldest child born of my parents. They are very proud of me and all my accomplishments. What is sad is that your parents did not raise you with an open mind and the freedom to choose. The saddest thing in life is missing out on the joys of being an individual. My parents also give me plenty of attention. We interact as a strong family supporting one another. I may be a girl but I’m important and can think for myself and my family backs me up on that one-hundred percent. I’m sorry your family did not do the same.
                A curse upon all Christians!
                ~Thorn, Daughter of Father Satan.

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                • Bob4God
                  Moderator
                  Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                  Hands folded for Jesus
                   
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 5274

                  #23
                  Re: GOD uses Adventist Cultist to spread the Truth about Wicca!

                  PRAISE AND GLORY!

                  Steve Wohlberg is still hard at work on his book detailing the horrifying, very real dangers posed by the teen hit Twilight! It's not ready yet, but here's some excerpts of some interesting reading from his webpage to hold you over until his next sensational release!

                  THE MENACE BEHIND "TWILIGHT"
                  By Steve Wohlberg

                  As with Harry Potter, most consider The Twilight Saga to be perfectly harmless entertainment. After all, Edward Cullen is a vegetarian vampire; that is, he only drinks the blood of animals, not humans. He also protects his beloved Bella from murderous vampires who crave her blood. "Sounds like a healthy romance to me!" Twilight fans often reply.*

                  *I am sure there is a credible source for this statement, Steve just forgot to insert it! Still, he has two whole footnotes in this article!

                  Yet if one peers discerningly beneath the surface, there's more to Twilight fever than meets bloodshot eyes.
                  Such witty and inspired prose! This man can have you laughing one minute and racked with utter terror for your children the next!

                  A few days after Twilight sunk its fangs into theaters in November of 2008, both Fox News and ABC News featured special reports noting explosive interest in real vampirism around the world.


                  Just do a Google search for Sean Hannity's report, "Night Neighbors: Members Of America's Vampire Subculture Could Be Living Right Under Your Nose," or the ABC News story, "Real Life Vampires: Who Are They?" You'll be amazed at what you find. Believe it or not, real vampirism has sprung out of the coffin.
                  Finally! Somebody is giving Sean Hannity the credibility and respect he deserves as a distinguished investigative journalist! Shout glory to GOD!

                  I did read the ABC article (with GOD's protection against its liberal biases) but I was very impressed with their in-depth coverage of this global craze! The article was technically posted before the first GODless Twilight movie was released, and already it reports of a computer science student in Northern California and an antique salesman in Atlanta who both are vampires! Imagine how many more vampires have been recruited after the release of the sequels!

                  Okay, back to Steve Wohlberg:

                  "Aghh! How can we stop lost sinners from discovering the power of that [CHRIST's] blood?" dark demons ask their master in secret council meetings. "Through diversions," the Prince of Evil whispers slyly. "Through magick, occultism, vampirism, and whatever else we can think of to divert minds from that hated blood!"

                  Shockingly, after Stephenie Meyer's unexpected rise to stardom, she later confessed,

                  "I actually did have a dream after Twilight was finished of Edward coming to visit me — only I had gotten it wrong and he did drink blood like every other vampire and you couldn't live on animals the way I'd written it. We had this conversation and he was terrifying." (2) [<-- Footnote!]

                  I'm convinced that the "Edward" who appeared to Stephenie Meyer in her two dreams was a demon with a secret, diabolical agenda.** What agenda? Based on what God's Book says in Revelation 12:11, it was to keep sinful mortals focused on the wrong blood. Judging by the public's response to the Twilight novels and movies, there's no doubt that his hellish plot has been successful.
                  See?!!




                  Twilight's appeal is twofold. First, it's a captivating tale about vampires and werewolves; and second, it's a heart-stirring love story about Edward and Bella. "You may be real," wrote one Edward Cullen fan, "but you've already stolen so many girls hearts - including mine!"
                  Dear reader, someone else wants to steal your heart today. His name is Jesus Christ. Vampires take blood, but He shed His blood for you. Three days later, He rose from the dead. Believe me, His love is better than that of vampires, including Edward's.
                  His blood alone can save our souls.
                  In these last days before He returns, don't let Lucifer divert your heart to the wrong blood.


                  GOD BLESS STEVE WOHLBERG!


                  (**Demon in Disguise)
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                  The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                  - Proverbs 15:3

                  CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                  CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                  • Bob4God
                    Moderator
                    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                    Hands folded for Jesus
                     
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 5274

                    #24
                    Re: GOD uses Adventist to spread the Truth about Wicca! And Twili

                    Well I'm not sure what I think about THIS bit.

                    A willingness to admit you are WRONG is a fundamental character quality of those who are RIGHT with God and who are preparing for heaven.
                    If one is wrong, how could one expect to go to Heaven?

                    True Christians are never wrong.
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                    The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                    - Proverbs 15:3

                    CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                    CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                    • Tumpelritter
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 53

                      #25
                      Re: GOD uses Adventist to spread the Truth about Wicca! And Twili

                      Quote:
                      As with Harry Potter, most consider The Twilight Saga to be perfectly harmless entertainment. After all, Edward Cullen is a [I]vegetarian vampire; ]

                      I´m shocked to read that the major protagonist of this satanic grimoire is not only a vampire, but also a vegetarian. These are evil times...
                      It`s about time we say enough is enough! Let´s all return to the traditional Western values of discipline, obedience, morality and freedom. Freedom from the reds and the blacks and the criminals, prostitutes, panders and punks, football hooligans, juvenile delinquents, lezbians and left wing scum...

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                      • Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless
                        Unable to quite get it right
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 65

                        #26
                        Re: GOD uses Adventist to spread the Truth about Wicca! And Twili

                        I know what all you're all thinking NOT HIM AGAIN!

                        Well before you get too upset listen to my story:

                        I pretty much gave up on you people, it was obvious I wasn't getting through. You have your beliefs and I have mine and I was gonna leave it at that.

                        But the truth is my life has been a complete disaster and wreck. Since I was here last I was introduced to harder drugs by some of the members of my coven. It used to be just marijuana.

                        Two weeks ago I dropped a bunch of acid and watched all three Twilight movies in a row in the middle of the night, including a bootleg copy of Eclipse recorded in a movie theater on a camcorder.

                        By the time I was finished it was 2:30 in the morning and I felt sick so I drank a can of Coke and smoked a joint and crawled onto my bed.

                        During my sleep I had dreams of being eaten by vampires and raped by werewolves and of suffering in hell. I could smell the burning flesh of a million damned and the cackles of demons. Suddenly there was a loud noise, louder than anything I ever heard. I woke up in a cold sweat and got out of bed and wandered around.

                        I bumped into a bookshelf and the old Bible that my Grandma got me for Christmas four years ago fell down onto my head. It's one of those heavy KJV 1611s, and I think it sort of knocked me out because I sort of lost consciousness and then woke up right next to it on the floor.

                        I rolled over onto my stomach and opened it up. One of the pages had a crease in it and I know that it wasn't one that I had ever made because I never opened it.

                        It was Isaiah 57:3-5


                        3But draw near hither, ye sons of the sorceress, the seed of the adulterer and the whore.
                        4Against whom do ye sport yourselves? against whom make ye a wide mouth, and draw out the tongue? are ye not children of transgression, a seed of falsehood.
                        5Enflaming yourselves with idols under every green tree, slaying the children in the valleys under the clifts of the rocks?



                        At that moment I got up onto my knees and planted my face against my mattress and begged Jesus to come into my life right then and there.

                        I felt a sense of warmth and comfort I haven't known since I was a little kid.

                        My life has been changing rapidly ever since. I know now that God has a plan for my life and was just waiting until I was at my weakest so that I would surrender to him.

                        I came back here last week to tell you all the good news, but before I made a single post I searched for information here about witchcraft and found this thread. I have since ordered every single one of Steve Wohlberg's books and DVDs, and have been reading them every day.

                        I have started attending my local Seventh-Day Adventist church and learning the answers to so many questions I never knew!

                        I really look forward to fellowshipping with you and growing in Christ with you!

                        Please forgive me for all the hate I spewed on you when I was lost!

                        I will need your prayers as I haven't yet told my coven that I am leaving. I am afraid that they will not only be displeased but may attempt to keep me from leaving.
                        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                        • BelieverInGod
                          Fourm Member
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                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9269

                          #27
                          Re: GOD uses Adventist to spread the Truth about Wicca! And Twili

                          I'm sorry if all I can muster at the moment is a "well we'll see". I pray that this is a real conversion and not the same form of mocking I've seen from numerous others claiming the same thing.
                          Drama queen

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                          • Morgana
                            Unsaved trash, Suspected witch
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 129

                            #28
                            Re: GOD uses Adventist to spread the Truth about Wicca! And Twili

                            Okay....I may be sorry I asked...but what on earth is "Twilight"???

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070

                              #29
                              Re: GOD uses Adventist to spread the Truth about Wicca! And Twili

                              Originally posted by Morgana View Post
                              Okay....I may be sorry I asked...but what on earth is "Twilight"???
                              It's about a young harlot whore who lusts after one of Satan's demons known as a vampire.

                              Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • BelieverInGod
                                Fourm Member
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                                • Feb 2010
                                • 9269

                                #30
                                Re: GOD uses Adventist to spread the Truth about Wicca! And Twili

                                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                It's about a young harlot whore who lusts after one of Satan's demons known as a vampire.

                                Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
                                It's actually weirder than that if you understand Mormon subculture

                                Basically the good vampires, who are vegetarians because they don't eat humans (only animals) are the Mormons, the bad vampires are the catholic church and are based out of Rome. The werewolves are really injuns who want to rape suicidal pale girls with absolutely no will of their own. Of course everyone is in love with this pathetic excuse of a woman because well she's the fantasy of what the writer (a Mormon housewife in Provo Utah) wants to be.

                                I really don't understand the phenomena. Vampires and werewolves are creatures of the dark, things you warned your children about to keep them safe at night. Not something you would encourage your daughter to date.
                                Drama queen

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