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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #1

    God is smiting people for engaging in satanic rituals. Praise!

    In case anyone still wonders whether God is just kidding when He says that He is not mocked, today's newspapers have the answers. First, a New-Age space cadet's imitation of an injin sweat lodge is under investigation for dispatching some of his followers to hell a little early.

    From the JYT:

    For Some Seeking Rebirth, Sweat Lodge Was End

    SEDONA, Ariz. — Midway through a two-hour sweat lodge ceremony intended to be a rebirthing experience, participants say, some people began to fall desperately ill from the heat, even as their leader, James Arthur Ray, a nationally known New Age guru, urged them to press on.

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    Three have since died.

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    The Yavapai County sheriff, Steve Waugh, has opened a homicide investigation, but Mr. Ray has not been charged.
    Second, in an especially liberal part of the blue state of Virginia, a Japanese girl was sent to the lake of fire, apparently as a result of an exorcism by a feminazi shamaness.

    From The Washington False Christian Post:

    Fairfax teen may have died in Korean exorcism, police say

    Someone pummeled and smothered 18-year-old Rayoung Kim in a bedroom of her home in a new suburban subdivision in Fairfax County. She fell unconscious and later died.

    Fairfax police think the fatal injuries occurred in July 2008 during a Korean exorcism, in which a spiritual shaman and family members try to force evil spirits to leave a possessed person.

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    "Historically, the Korean culture has been very deeply shaped by shamanism," said Peter Cha, a professor of pastoral theology at Trinity Evangelical Divinity School in Deerfield, Ill. In Korean shamanism, a woman is typically the shaman, or mudang, and communicates with gods or spirits not only to drive out evil but also to resolve financial problems or improve a person's health.
    So you see? The merciful Lord has seen to it that false religions will kill you in this life as well as damn you in the next, particularly if they are led by wannabee injins or Chinese mud-dung shamanettes. I wonder whether a certain pedophile ring based in Rome is next.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: God is smiting people for engaging in satanic rituals. Praise

    This is truly wonderful news, Brother Ike! It serves these heathens right for going to some so-called "shaman" for "healing". Hopefully this news spreads like wildfire in the New Age cults and maybe turns some souls over to Christ. Last I've heard, no True Christian(tm) pastor has ever killed anybody while helping them with spiritual problems or even performing exorcisms. (Least, it's never been proven in the court of law. Praise Jesus for Joo lawyers!)

    Going to a shaman is essentially seeking after wizards which is prohibited.

    Leviticus 19:31 Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.


    Serves 'em right, that's what I say!

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: God is smiting people for engaging in satanic rituals. Praise

      As any Christian knows just listing to some "holy" man who thinks he has all the answers because he read it in some old book is just stupid.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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