What would Jesus do, in an Isuzu ?

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Signs of the End-Times are getting more abundant!
Here is the latest >>>
{note: it won't be long before a bunch of Mexi-Catholics come to worship that image, especially if the old codger parks it at Walmart }

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ibCdZFx6bF1qNKj-DK1A2_kUxs6AD9BOU6581?index=0

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What would Jesus do, in an Isuzu ?

Such are the wiles of the Catlix: See the article? Let me guide you through it:

JOHNSON CITY, Tenn. — Jim Stevens said he's not particularly religious

This is as good as a confession that he's Catlick - they aren't religious.

and is clueless about why an image resembling Jesus Christ keeps appearing on his pickup.

we will see later that this may not be so

Stevens, of Jonesborough, said nearly every morning, an image that looks to him like the face of Jesus Christ has appeared in the condensation on the driver's side window of his Isuzu truck. A Johnson City Press photo of the truck showed a facial image.
Stevens said when he first saw the image, he figured it would evaporate and not return.

... read on...

But it kept reappearing for two weeks now.

... yes, this is all perfectly normal, as we will see.

Stevens said folks at the grocery store he goes to were amazed to see the image.

'Folks' = beaners collecting shopping carts

He said he isn't going to wash the truck for a while.

...and here is the pope's deception revealed: It has been sprayed on by someone with a stencil and car wax. Stevens KNOWS that if he washes it, it will go away.


Remember! Only Landover Baptist speaks the Truth!



PS, The Resurrection of Jesus will be discussed at 7pm at the Limbaugh Chapel this evening. Why not come along?

[SUV]

Re: What would Jesus do, in an Isuzu ?

Dude, don't you know that JESUS drives a Godly Hummer?

Particularly on His bowling nights. Why should He have to wait for all that traffic in a crowded parking lot?

[Nobar King]

Re: What would Jesus do, in an Isuzu ?

Seems like a good idea to me. I know a certain pastor who could use a little inspiration.