[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

For anyone who can still be bothered reading this thread, I've put together a list of good vampire authors and their books

Good authors:

Anne Rice (Vampire Chronicles, New Tales of the Vampires)
Chelsea Quinn Yarbro (Saint Germain Chronicles)
Laurell K. Hamilton (Anita Blake series)
Bram Stoker (Dracula, obviously)
Sheridan Le Fanu (Carmilla)
Stephen King (Salem's Lot)


That's just a few, feel free to add more.

P.S Yes, I am hellbound, and I personally don't care.

I've read and enjoyed Rice, Hamilton, Stoker, and King, but have not read Yarbro or LeFanu - thanks for giving me something else to add to my list of books to check out. I like vamp fiction.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

For anyone who can still be bothered reading this thread, I've put together a list of good vampire authors...

What an oxymoron. For your next pointless task, are you going to put together a list of Christian sodomites, or goths who deserve to live?

*Raises both arms in the air and turns stiffly to face the four directions while shouting "Heil Cthulu" as loud as she can*

You can't even get your own Catholic rituals right. Cthulu doesn't heil, he fhtagns.

Lol, you are just a barrel of laughs lately! *Gives you a cookie*

Sadly, Brother Knees isn't a barrel of anything lately. John Edwards shook his hand unexpectedly, and now he is dead from the AIDS.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

No, you clearly said previously that you are a lesbian Negress, and you hit on Rachael AND Moonflower.

By the way, Rachael's husband, Satan, would like to bring a basketful of exclamation points and pineapples to your house. I'm not sure what he wants to do with them. Let us know, won't you?

LMAO! I f*cking LOVE Little Nicky! And I love you for making that delightful allusion to it!

She is correct, though, about vampire myths being pure baloney. There's more evidence for the existence of Cthulhu...

*Raises both arms in the air and turns stiffly to face the four directions while shouting "Heil Cthulu" as loud as she can*

What a joy, Doug Henning, the magician, here in our very own Forum!

I was so sad to see that you lost your audience to that flashy David Copperfield. Unfortunately, I see he stole your sanity, as well.

Lol, you are just a barrel of laughs lately! *Gives you a cookie*

For heaven's sake you brazen and wanton little tart!

*Sighs* I remember the days when you used to talk to me like that. Whatever happened to us, Eno? Do you just not care any more?

You forgot Harry Potter and Winnie the Pooh.

Lol! Winnie the Pooh? Who's the vampire in Winnie the Pooh?!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

For anyone who can still be bothered reading this thread, I've put together a list of good vampire authors and their books

Good authors:

Anne Rice (Vampire Chronicles, New Tales of the Vampires)
Chelsea Quinn Yarbro (Saint Germain Chronicles)
Laurell K. Hamilton (Anita Blake series)
Bram Stoker (Dracula, obviously)
Sheridan Le Fanu (Carmilla)
Stephen King (Salem's Lot)


That's just a few, feel free to add more.

P.S Yes, I am hellbound, and I personally don't care.

You forgot Harry Potter and Winnie the Pooh.

[roserougesang]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

For anyone who can still be bothered reading this thread, I've put together a list of good vampire authors and their books

Good authors:

Anne Rice (Vampire Chronicles, New Tales of the Vampires)
Chelsea Quinn Yarbro (Saint Germain Chronicles)
Laurell K. Hamilton (Anita Blake series)
Bram Stoker (Dracula, obviously)
Sheridan Le Fanu (Carmilla)
Stephen King (Salem's Lot)


That's just a few, feel free to add more.

P.S Yes, I am hellbound, and I personally don't care.

[roserougesang]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

So you see, there is no way any rational person can deny that Oscar Wilde was a terrorist, and that the Picture of Dorian Gray, like the Koran, is one of those books that should earn anyone reading it a one-way ticket to Guantanamo Bay. It's the only way we can defend freedom.

I've read that book, I really liked it reading it, no wait, I LOVED reading it. Delightfully eerie.

I guess I can add that to my list of reasons why I'm probably going to hell.

Ah well.

Also, I'm surprised you haven't already set up a silly 'Banned Books for Teens' thread.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

He didn't 'bugger' any small boys, the youngest people he had sexual relations with were older teenage boys. And how exactly is he a terrorist. Or is it your belief that all homosexuals are terrorists?

Your false claim that there is such a thing as a non-paedophile homersexual has already been demolished, so I shall concentrate on the fact of his terrorism: he came from a family of notorious supporters of drunken Irish independence, and in his notorious essay The Soul of Man Under Socialism, he argued in favour of socialism on the grounds that it would be easier for him to find small boys to bugger once bourgeois morality had been abolished. Now, what aims motivated the IRA? A combination of jumbled drunken socialist ideas and desire for the establishment of a drunken Irish independent Republic. So, it is obvious that Mullah Oscar was a kind of spiritual grandfather to the IRA, and that when the Provisional IRA made Wilde's dreams a reality by attempting to blow up Margaret Thatcher in 1984, Oscar Wilde was responsible for putting Norman Tebbit in a stretcher every bit as much as if he'd buggered the poor chap until he was unable to stand.
So you see, there is no way any rational person can deny that Oscar Wilde was a terrorist, and that the Picture of Dorian Gray, like the Koran, is one of those books that should earn anyone reading it a one-way ticket to Guantanamo Bay. It's the only way we can defend freedom.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

He didn't 'bugger' any small boys, the youngest people he had sexual relations with were older teenage boys. And how exactly is he a terrorist. Or is it your belief that all homosexuals are terrorists?

Nonsense; Oscar Wilder and his butt buddy Lord Alfred Douglas were in the habit of sending each other telegrams so they could molest the telegraph boys. Frequently the telegraphs were "send more telegraph boys". No wonder Jesus turned His back on the British Empire if something that openly depraved was tolerated merely because the victims were lower class.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

He didn't 'bugger' any small boys, the youngest people he had sexual relations with were older teenage boys. And how exactly is he a terrorist. Or is it your belief that all homosexuals are terrorists?

His first homosexual affair was with Robbie Ross, a Cambridge student. Then he lost his head over Lord Alfred “Bosie” Douglas, but Bosie’s father, the Marques of Queensberry, sent a note to Oscar’s club accusing him of “posing as a Sodomite“. The trial in 1895-6 concerned the conviction of a man in his forties having sex with boys under 18, so Oscar was charged with serious indecency offences. Today the "rent boys" who gave evidence against him would cause him to be put on the Sex Offenders Register where he would remain for 10 years. If his sentence was longer than 2 1/2 years then he would be on the Register for life: he would be considered a paedophile by any standard and be shunned by all but the lowest scum of society.

I found this information within seconds of a rudimentary Google search. You are either a liar or a fool for making the claim that Wilde "only" committed perverted sodomy with consenting adults. Those who defend queers in any way will be condemned to the eternal flames of hell right along with your sodomite pal Oscar. Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death" according to Jesus. Romans 1:31-32

[Petal]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Yes, I have no doubt that he buggered small boys with the greatest wit and eloquence possible.

Mr.Temperince, lord Jesus just tolded me that it true an that Mr.Wild lurved a liddle hai-koo

lord Jesus gonna take over my fingers to key a nippy ditty that Mr.Wilds useds to say to the boyz so Miss.Rosered can see Mr.OW's homer evils for herselfs

young Master Acne
squeaky voiced and fuzzy rumped
delectable peach

[roserougesang]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Yes, I have no doubt that he buggered small boys with the greatest wit and eloquence possible. It doesn't change the fact that he is burning in Hell for being a faggot and a terrorist.

He didn't 'bugger' any small boys, the youngest people he had sexual relations with were older teenage boys. And how exactly is he a terrorist. Or is it your belief that all homosexuals are terrorists?

[Brother Temperance]

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Oscar Wilde was a genius, don't insult him. I don't care if he was a homosexual, he was a genius.

Yes, I have no doubt that he buggered small boys with the greatest wit and eloquence possible. It doesn't change the fact that he is burning in Hell for being a faggot and a terrorist.

ROFL, you really are a simple simon, aren't you? For one, calling me 'little' won't work, I'm most likely at least a decade older than you.
For two, did you see my signature at all?
I'm not a 'god worshipper', I'm a Pagan, you ignorant clod. And I believe in plenty of supernatural things but vampires? If you seriously think there is such a thing as physical, blooddrinking vampires that are NOT just fetishists who cut themselves and other people, then you have the privelege of being one of the dumbest people I have ever met. And everything you say only confirms this.
Thinking I'm an xtian indeed. What a poltroon!

Praise Jesus! All this time spent lurking among us Godly True Christians™ is certainly having a good effect on this baby-muncher! Her rebuking skills have improved beyond all recognition.

i think you need to stop judging me and everyone else cause they don't think like you!

And some of them don't think at all, it would appear.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Why do we get all the vampire LARP crazies here? In all fairness, they are the sorriest, scariest human beings I've ever had the misfortune to have met.

LARP means to play a role for a game. These crazies are 'in character' all the time. The blood sucking thing reminds me of demoncrats.

P.S. All of the so-called vampires I've met only drink blood to get off. In other words, it's all a sexual thing. Clearly, these miscreants need to be expunged from the species.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

no i'm none i just believe in what i want to i never said i did drugs or anything like that u my lil friend is the one probably sitting over there unhappy with ur life that u think you should make everyone unhappy like you! i think you need to stop judging me and everyone else cause they don't think like you! cause you see like i have posted in other areas i use to go to church and everything like i sometimes still do so see you really can't judge someone else by what they wear or how they act cause i bet i can tell you more about ur pothetic lil life as a "god" worshiper then you could guess i could but u know what i think i'll be nice and not put it on here!

ROFL, you really are a simple simon, aren't you? For one, calling me 'little' won't work, I'm most likely at least a decade older than you.
For two, did you see my signature at all?
I'm not a 'god worshipper', I'm a Pagan, you ignorant clod. And I believe in plenty of supernatural things but vampires? If you seriously think there is such a thing as physical, blooddrinking vampires that are NOT just fetishists who cut themselves and other people, then you have the privelege of being one of the dumbest people I have ever met. And everything you say only confirms this.
Thinking I'm an xtian indeed. What a poltroon!

[vampsarereal09]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

I take back what I said. You aren't (just) a teenage troll on drugs.
More likely, you're a teenage troll doing drugs, sniffing paint, sniffing glue, smoking weed laced in turpentine, and turpentine laced in weed.

Or, none of the above applies, and you're just a run-of-the-mill silly troll kid.
Either way, at least you're entertaining.

no i'm none i just believe in what i want to i never said i did drugs or anything like that u my lil friend is the one probably sitting over there unhappy with ur life that u think you should make everyone unhappy like you! i think you need to stop judging me and everyone else cause they don't think like you! cause you see like i have posted in other areas i use to go to church and everything like i sometimes still do so see you really can't judge someone else by what they wear or how they act cause i bet i can tell you more about ur pothetic lil life as a "god" worshiper then you could guess i could but u know what i think i'll be nice and not put it on here!