[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Does this mean he is also behind the those alien anal probe stories?

I have my own theories about those things.

The first part of my theory is here, and is followed up here.

As for vampires? They exist... Look at the entire demoncrat party, and welfare breeders?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Jesus was a magician of the Great White Lodge who incarnated the Christ. Who is an extra-terrestrial intelligence that incarnated itself as a human being. He was born from artificial insemination. He is not the same El the Israelites worshiped, but rather a whole new group as beings more powerful than the first piggybacking off the previous oppressors. All humans are is energy livestock to these beings.

Deal with it.

*Giggles*
And on what authority do you have this charming piece of information, my dear?

[Mrs. Rogers]

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So how is it that you like your cow lips?

How indeed, Brother WJB. I suspect young Goetien eats them as part of a demonic ritual, in a sorry attempt at curing his hare lip.

I pray he finds the salvation that Jesus offers, and accepts his superfluous lot as per Leviticus 21:18.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I've always wondered who was doing all that cattle mutilation, and was certainly not willing to believe that extra-terrestrial's were doing it. So how is it that you like your cow lips? Do you eat them raw, or maybe sautéed with butter, shallots and flambé with Courvoisier?

Does this mean he is also behind the those alien anal probe stories?

[Deaner]

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Jesus was a magician of the Great White Lodge who incarnated the Christ. Who is an extra-terrestrial intelligence that incarnated itself as a human being. He was born from artificial insemination.

Friend, I've read some pretty useless crap on these forums but that's a prize winner. You may be the very first person ever to be assigned infraction points for being retarded.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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El was taken from the Canaanites and BECAME the Hebrew word for "god". El is the God Saturn, who was Father of the Gods, to the Canaanites. The Elohim are the gods(plural) under El. El is the boss god.

Jesus was a magician of the Great White Lodge who incarnated the Christ. Who is an extra-terrestrial intelligence that incarnated itself as a human being. He was born from artificial insemination. He is not the same El the Israelites worshiped, but rather a whole new group as beings more powerful than the first piggybacking off the previous oppressors. All humans are is energy livestock to these beings.

Deal with it.

I've always wondered who was doing all that cattle mutilation, and was certainly not willing to believe that extra-terrestrial's were doing it. So how is it that you like your cow lips? Do you eat them raw, or maybe sautéed with butter, shallots and flambé with Courvoisier?

[Goatski]

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El was taken from the Canaanites and BECAME the Hebrew word for "god". El is the God Saturn, who was Father of the Gods, to the Canaanites. The Elohim are the gods(plural) under El. El is the boss god.

Jesus was a magician of the Great White Lodge who incarnated the Christ. Who is an extra-terrestrial intelligence that incarnated itself as a human being. He was born from artificial insemination. He is not the same El the Israelites worshiped, but rather a whole new group as beings more powerful than the first piggybacking off the previous oppressors. All humans are is energy livestock to these beings.

Deal with it.

Your understanding of hebrew is flawed, as are your silly theories.
Elohim is plural of El, a hebrew name of God, which literally means strength.
Elohim means "strong one" yet as El means God and Elohim can mean "Gods".. It still means ONE. (strong one.)
This is because God is a trinity!

It is the same with the word Adonai, which is the hebrew equal of LORD but it also means "Lords".
It is because God is a trinity of Father, Son and Holy Spirt, yet He is one.
And the sooner you realize this, the better!

Hebrew is a complicated language friend, and quite hard to grasp for the retarded...


In anycase, none of this really matters anymore..
God rejected the jews (and so hebrew) when they rejected Him. (ie His earthly ministry as Jesus)
Nowadays, God's favourite language is American English, as America is His favourite nation.
Deal with it, heathen.

[Aethereal]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Just because they don't exist doesn't mean that vampire worshippers won't do everything in hell (literally) to try to make them a "valid" religion. The Vampire Temple is a sad example of this.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Friend, if I ran into your house and slapped an Oreo out of your hand, would you thank me? No, because I'd be unjustly interfering with your propert. Same goes for Hagar.
Hagar was not a cookie. She was a human being.

But I'm glad to hear that you have no use for God - I dread to think what you had been considering using Him for!
I need a new doorstop...

And it'll be interesting if you can keep up your militant feminazi stance quite so strongly when Satan's using you as a urinal cake for eternity.

Are all TC's so scatalogically fixated?

[Brother Temperance]

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So Abram had no problem with his wife abusing another human being. And refusing to stick up for Hagar and his child makes him godly? If this is what your god thinks is acceptable behavior, then I have no use for him. And I belong to ME, not to anyone else. I decide how I will and won't be "used."

Friend, if I ran into your house and slapped an Oreo out of your hand, would you thank me? No, because I'd be unjustly interfering with your propert. Same goes for Hagar. But I'm glad to hear that you have no use for God - I dread to think what you had been considering using Him for! And it'll be interesting if you can keep up your militant feminazi stance quite so strongly when Satan's using you as a urinal cake for eternity.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Friend, while it's pleasing to see you starting to display some basic familiarity with GOD's word, it'd be nice if you could get your facts straight. Yes, Abraham was a good and godly man who was willing to stab his own son to death because GOD told him to, but the story of Ishmael and Hagar is nothing to do with sacrifice. Also, they weren't abandoned in the desert: Sarai wanted rid of them, so she mistreated them until Hagar ran away. God, Abraham, and all other right-minded people were 100% A-OK with this, since Hagar was Sarai's property, just as much as you belong to your husband. In both cases, you can be used however your owner sees fit. GLORY!
Deuteronomy 16:6 But Abram said unto Sarai, Behold, thy maid is in thine hand; do to her as it pleaseth thee. And when Sarai dealt hardly with her, she fled from her face.

So Abram had no problem with his wife abusing another human being. And refusing to stick up for Hagar and his child makes him godly? If this is what your god thinks is acceptable behavior, then I have no use for him. And I belong to ME, not to anyone else. I decide how I will and won't be "used."

[Brother Temperance]

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You mean like Abraham abandoning one of his sons and the child's mother in the desert with no food and no water, and being ready to slit the throat of his other son because the voice in his head told him to.

Friend, while it's pleasing to see you starting to display some basic familiarity with GOD's word, it'd be nice if you could get your facts straight. Yes, Abraham was a good and godly man who was willing to stab his own son to death because GOD told him to, but the story of Ishmael and Hagar is nothing to do with sacrifice. Also, they weren't abandoned in the desert: Sarai wanted rid of them, so she mistreated them until Hagar ran away. God, Abraham, and all other right-minded people were 100% A-OK with this, since Hagar was Sarai's property, just as much as you belong to your husband. In both cases, you can be used however your owner sees fit. GLORY!
Deuteronomy 16:6 But Abram said unto Sarai, Behold, thy maid is in thine hand; do to her as it pleaseth thee. And when Sarai dealt hardly with her, she fled from her face.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Secound Moloch was a false, pagan god. Therefore it is wrong to sacrifice your childern to Moloch. Sacrificing to babies to pagans is the kind of depraved thing wickers do. Christians do proper sacrifices to the TRUE Living God. (Note: Jesus' sacrifice on the cross put an end to other sacrifices)

You mean like Abraham abandoning one of his sons and the child's mother in the desert with no food and no water, and being ready to slit the throat of his other son because the voice in his head told him to.

[Lil_Queer_Goth]

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It's not a long leap from Baby Pie to



Now, can we please get back to discussion of why there is no such thing as a vampire?

i agree that they don't exist but it is still fun to look at people's rendentions of what vampires look like!!!

[OnYourKnees]

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And I'm surprised at you, BT! I would never eat Moon!

It's not a long leap from Baby Pie to



Now, can we please get back to discussion of why there is no such thing as a vampire?