[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

So you believe in angels, giants, evil spirits, thaurmagist, sorcerors, magicians(yes, your bible mentions magicians), necromancers, talking donkeys, dragons, talking snakes, zombies, unicorns, giant sea monsters(leviathan), and dinosaurs in human times(behemoths), and yet the idea of a vampire - a life-force drinking "evil spirit" is out of the question?

What makes you think these things that suck the life out of people are "vampires" friend; God sends HIS angels to smite people all the time. Maybe you meet an angel out to do The Lords work by destroying someone. What ever it is I do not believe a some Goth guy with long eye teeth running around biting people in the neck and looking romantic about it is something supernatural. Believing in that would be just plane retarded.

Dick Cheney has been alive since before your god, El(the planet Saturn) was even known. 7,991 years of which as a vampire.

Don't be silly, the world is only 6,000 years old.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Don't be silly, the world is only 6,000 years old.

Even more silly, there were no humans more than 6,000 years ago.

So what in the world would a, 8,000 year old vampire have eaten for his first 2,000 years? Void?

[roserougesang]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

What ever it is I do not believe a some Goth guy with long eye teeth running around biting people in the neck and looking romantic about it is something supernatural.

Who says only guys are vampires?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Who says only guys are vampires?

Now why would some guy let some girl bite him on the neck?

[roserougesang]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Now why would some guy let some girl bite him on the neck?

One of my guy friends gets sexually turned on when girls bite him on the neck. I think it could apply to a few people, your neck is a sensitive area you know.

[xtort (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

A woman could bite me anywhere and I would get arroused. It's called foreplay, you all should lighten up and give it a try.


Oh so much pent up sexual frustration in these forums, could I suggest some good free internet pornography sites that you could visit? All you have to do is say yes.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Rose, I think you're a very nice girl, and a lot more polite than most people here on these forums but the whole vampire topic? Reeeeaally stale. Why not leave it in literature where it belongs?

[roserougesang]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Rose, I think you're a very nice girl, and a lot more polite than most people here on these forums but the whole vampire topic? Reeeeaally stale. Why not leave it in literature where it belongs?

As I said easier, each to their own interests.
Besides, it's interesting to see the responses to the topics, especially from the pastors.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

A woman could bite me anywhere and I would get arroused. It's called foreplay, you all should lighten up and give it a try.


Oh so much pent up sexual frustration in these forums, could I suggest some good free internet pornography sites that you could visit? All you have to do is say yes.

Xtort,

You are guest here in our forum. We have every right to expect you to act with some basic decency. I am assigning you warning points for encouraging forum viewers towards Oanism. Sex for anything but reproductive purposes is plain simple murder of the pre-conceived.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

One of my guy friends gets sexually turned on when girls bite him on the neck. I think it could apply to a few people, your neck is a sensitive area you know.

It is also a very dangerous area of the body to get injured in. I would regard it as suicidal to expose my neck to any woman considered your genders barely repressed tendency towards violence.

[xtort (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Xtort,

You are guest here in our forum. We have every right to expect you to act with some basic decency. I am assigning you warning points for encouraging forum viewers towards Oanism. Sex for anything but reproductive purposes is plain simple murder of the pre-conceived.

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[roserougesang]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

It is also a very dangerous area of the body to get injured in. I would regard it as suicidal to expose my neck to any woman considered your genders barely repressed tendency towards violence.

My friend actually bites me much more than I bite him. It's all rather playful and accompanied by lots of hugs.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

My friend actually bites me much more than I bite him. It's all rather playful and accompanied by lots of hugs.

For heaven's sake you brazen and wanton little tart! We are not interested in the details of your debaucheries. This is a Baptist Church forum, not an arena for abandoned little hussies and strumpets to detail their perversions.

There are the Landover Sisters to think of. They are delicate flowers and we will not have them exposed to this sort of filth.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

My friend actually bites me much more than I bite him. It's all rather playful and accompanied by lots of hugs.

Friend, what is wrong with you? I've known Japs who were more civilised. Seriously, no kidding, japs.

[Goatski]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Again, you have Dick Cheney confused with Al Sharpton.

However, if that were the case, God would have written about vampires in the Bible. Silly man.

The Bible does speak of vampires. Your god is the most notorious vampire of them all.

Genesis 9:[3] Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.[4] But flesh with the life thereof, which is the blood thereof, shall ye not eat.(because he wants it for himself)[5] And surely your blood of your lives will I require; at the hand of every beast will I require it, and at the hand of man; at the hand of every man's brother will I require the life of man.

Exodus 12: [23] For the LORD will pass through to smite the Egyptians; and when he seeth the blood upon the lintel, and on the two side posts, the LORD will pass over the door, (this vampire of the night licked the blood off the doors and spared the people inside) and will not suffer the destroyer to come in unto your houses to smite you.

Exodus 29: [15] Thou shalt also take one ram; and Aaron and his sons shall put their hands upon the head of the ram.[16] And thou shalt slay the ram, and thou shalt take his blood, and sprinkle it round about upon the altar. (then Yahweh would slurp it all up)

Exodus 30: [9] Ye shall offer no strange incense thereon, nor burnt sacrifice, nor meat offering; neither shall ye pour drink offering thereon.[10] And Aaron shall make an atonement upon the horns of it once in a year with the blood of the sin offering of atonements: once in the year shall he make atonement upon it throughout your generations: it is most holy unto the LORD. (The lord, your god, is all about the blood. He can't get enough. Maybe Yahweh is Dick Cheney?)