[OnYourKnees]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

The Bible does speak of vampires. Your god is the most notorious vampire of them all.

Creative interpreting. Sorry, not buying it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

The Bible does speak of vampires. Your god is the most notorious vampire of them all.

Genesis 9:[3] Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.[4] But flesh with the life thereof, which is the blood thereof, shall ye not eat.(because he wants it for himself)[5] And surely your blood of your lives will I require; at the hand of every beast will I require it, and at the hand of man; at the hand of every man's brother will I require the life of man.

Exodus 12: [23] For the LORD will pass through to smite the Egyptians; and when he seeth the blood upon the lintel, and on the two side posts, the LORD will pass over the door, (this vampire of the night licked the blood off the doors and spared the people inside) and will not suffer the destroyer to come in unto your houses to smite you.

Exodus 29: [15] Thou shalt also take one ram; and Aaron and his sons shall put their hands upon the head of the ram.[16] And thou shalt slay the ram, and thou shalt take his blood, and sprinkle it round about upon the altar. (then Yahweh would slurp it all up)

Exodus 30: [9] Ye shall offer no strange incense thereon, nor burnt sacrifice, nor meat offering; neither shall ye pour drink offering thereon.[10] And Aaron shall make an atonement upon the horns of it once in a year with the blood of the sin offering of atonements: once in the year shall he make atonement upon it throughout your generations: it is most holy unto the LORD. (The lord, your god, is all about the blood. He can't get enough. Maybe Yahweh is Dick Cheney?)

While you are correct in pointing out the endless desire of God's to see human blood spilt in HIS name you are incorrect in assuming God take nourishment from it. HE is not some Mesoamerican false demon god who must feed on human life.

As for Dick Cheney having meet the man several times he has never sucked the life force from another human being in my presance so I can not accept your argument that Mr. Cheny is a vampire. It would be Godly however if Mr Cheny was. We could put some of the vast teeming hordes of liberals who pollute this country to some good use.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Besides, it's interesting to see the responses to the topics, especially from the pastors.

Can't argue with that.

[Goatski]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Creative interpreting. Sorry, not buying it.

It doesn't matter what you buy. The facts are the facts. Yahweh is a vampire pretending to be El...

...which is the planet Saturn... the Canaanites who the Israelites stole the name from called Saturn El and worshiped it... *cough*After they came out of Egypt worshiping Isis in the first period, then Ra, and finally El they called themselves Israel... *cough* because it's all astral theology... Saturn is the planet of chaos and destruction.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

It doesn't matter what you buy. The facts are the facts. Yahweh is a vampire pretending to be El...

...which is the planet Saturn... the Canaanites who the Israelites stole the name from called Saturn El and worshiped it... *cough*After they came out of Egypt worshiping Isis in the first period, then Ra, and finally El they called themselves Israel... *cough* because it's all astral theology... Saturn is the planet of chaos and destruction.

The Israelites stole nothing. Satan pre-stole these ideals from God and gave them to the Egyptians and the Canaanites to mock Christianity and deceive people like you.

Really, you have quite a bit of nonsense there. What's next? You are going to claim God/El had a wife?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

The Israelites stole nothing. Satan pre-stole these ideals from God and gave them to the Egyptians and the Canaanites to mock Christianity and deceive people like you.

Dear, adorable BJ. That's your answer to everything.
Shame it's a load of....well.....you know.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Dear, adorable BJ. That's your answer to everything.
Shame it's a load of....well.....you know.

Okay Mrs Van Treebotherer; let's hear your' crazy explanation about how the Egyptians had God commandments in their Book of the Dead before it the Jews had it if Satan didn't pre-steal them? It's not like the Egyptians were God's chosen people, Jews and later Americans.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Okay Mrs Van Treebotherer; let's hear your' crazy explanation about how the Egyptians had God commandments in their Book of the Dead before it the Jews had it if Satan didn't pre-steal them? It's not like the Egyptians were God's chosen people, Jews and later Americans.

Teehee, you're still adorable. Moon was right.

In answer to your question, here's the answer, plain and simple. The jews and xtians simply STOLE the idea from the ancient Egyptians. Same as they stole quite a lot from them, and then, realizing the similarities, quickly came up with the idea of 'pre-stolen ideas' in a last-ditch attempt to look more credible.
Didn't work, though amazingly people like you somehow buy it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Teehee, you're still adorable. Moon was right.

In answer to your question, here's the answer, plain and simple. The jews and xtians simply STOLE the idea from the ancient Egyptians. Same as they stole quite a lot from them, and then, realizing the similarities, quickly came up with the idea of 'pre-stolen ideas' in a last-ditch attempt to look more credible.
Didn't work, though amazingly people like you somehow buy it.

As usual, you have it all bass ackwards. What a nightmarish, inside-out world you must live in!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Nasty cough, that.

Seems Jesus has smitten Goat-head with tuberculosis, B-J. I guess he'll find out the Truth about God and Jesus soon enough.

As for you, Hellmouth:

Didn't work, though amazingly people like you somehow buy it.

This coming from the woman who buys God as a vampire and Easter as the celebration of bunnies and 40-day hard-boiled eggs. And frolicking with goats on Summerisle.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

As usual, you have it all bass ackwards. What a nightmarish, inside-out world you must live in!

Yes. <insert sarcasm> I'm the backwards one. <insert sarcasm>

As for you, Hellmouth:

This coming from the woman who buys God as a vampire and Easter as the celebration of bunnies and 40-day hard-boiled eggs. And frolicking with goats on Summerisle.

I don't 'buy' the biblical god at all. Sorry.
And Oestara isn't about bunnies, it's about fertility.
And for the last time, there is NO summerisle. Maybe you ought to give the 'e's a rest, hmm?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Teehee, you're still adorable. Moon was right.

Was right? Why the past tense? Has anyone seen her lately? Has our pet wicker become your midday snack?

And Oestara isn't about bunnies, it's about fertility.

You think bunnies are infertile?

[Goatski]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

The Israelites stole nothing. Satan pre-stole these ideals from God and gave them to the Egyptians and the Canaanites to mock Christianity and deceive people like you.

Really, you have quite a bit of nonsense there. What's next? You are going to claim God/El had a wife?

Not only that, but that elohim is plural because your religion was originally polytheism. Your god claims that there were counsel of gods.

Exodus 22 [28] Thou shalt not revile the gods, nor curse the ruler of thy people. [29] Thou shalt not delay to offer the first of thy ripe fruits, and of thy liquors: the firstborn of thy sons shalt thou give unto me.
[30] Likewise shalt thou do with thine oxen, and with thy sheep: seven days it shall be with his dam; on the eighth day thou shalt give it me.
[31] And ye shall be holy men unto me: neither shall ye eat any flesh that is torn of beasts in the field; ye shall cast it to the dogs.

Not only is there a pantheon of gods under Yahweh, he seems to be taking lessons from Moloch. Give him thy firstborn!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Not only that, but that elohim is plural because your religion was originally polytheism. Your god claims that there were counsel of gods.

Exodus 22 [28] Thou shalt not revile the gods, nor curse the ruler of thy people. [29] Thou shalt not delay to offer the first of thy ripe fruits, and of thy liquors: the firstborn of thy sons shalt thou give unto me.
[30] Likewise shalt thou do with thine oxen, and with thy sheep: seven days it shall be with his dam; on the eighth day thou shalt give it me.
[31] And ye shall be holy men unto me: neither shall ye eat any flesh that is torn of beasts in the field; ye shall cast it to the dogs.

Not only is there a pantheon of gods under Yahweh, he seems to be taking lessons from Moloch. Give him thy firstborn!!!

Now first friend,

First when God says "Gods" HE means the Trinity. God being all powerful and can have as many of HIMSELF as HE wants! GLORY!

Secound Moloch was a false, pagan god. Therefore it is wrong to sacrifice your childern to Moloch. Sacrificing to babies to pagans is the kind of depraved thing wickers do. Christians do proper sacrifices to the TRUE Living God. (Note: Jesus' sacrifice on the cross put an end to other sacrifices)

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Not only that, but that elohim is plural because your religion was originally polytheism. Your god claims that there were counsel of gods.

Exodus 22 [28] Thou shalt not revile the gods, nor curse the ruler of thy people. [29] Thou shalt not delay to offer the first of thy ripe fruits, and of thy liquors: the firstborn of thy sons shalt thou give unto me.
[30] Likewise shalt thou do with thine oxen, and with thy sheep: seven days it shall be with his dam; on the eighth day thou shalt give it me.
[31] And ye shall be holy men unto me: neither shall ye eat any flesh that is torn of beasts in the field; ye shall cast it to the dogs.

Not only is there a pantheon of gods under Yahweh, he seems to be taking lessons from Moloch. Give him thy firstborn!!!

Your understanding of hebrew is flawed, as are your silly theories.
Elohim is plural of El, a hebrew name of God, which literally means strength.
Elohim means "strong one" yet as El means God and Elohim can mean "Gods".. It still means ONE. (strong one.)
This is because God is a trinity!

It is the same with the word Adonai, which is the hebrew equal of LORD but it also means "Lords".
It is because God is a trinity of Father, Son and Holy Spirt, yet He is one.
And the sooner you realize this, the better!

Hebrew is a complicated language friend, and quite hard to grasp for the retarded...


In anycase, none of this really matters anymore..
God rejected the jews (and so hebrew) when they rejected Him. (ie His earthly ministry as Jesus)
Nowadays, God's favourite language is American English, as America is His favourite nation.
Deal with it, heathen.