[Talitha]

Re: So am I going to hell?

So, I'm not a human being, i'm just some low life piece of crap garbage, that's going to be raped by satan?....Is that what your saying?

My word! I think he's "Got it"

You see friend, the power of Our Saviour Jesus Christ has already entered you and is making you realise The Truth©.
There is nothing to fear. Get yourself a copy of The Holy Bible (KJV1611) and read it cover to cover. Pray every day and Tithe to your favourite Church.
Maybe you can be Saved.

You already know the alternative...... friend.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: So am I going to hell?

So, I'm not a human being, i'm just some low life piece of crap garbage, that's going to be raped by satan?....Is that what your saying?

Not quite, we are saying because you are human being that means you are low life piece of garbage so you damned to hell for the crime of existing. Only Jesus can save for you from that.

[moofy]

Re: So am I going to hell?

There is no such thing as Hell. It's like the boogyman, used to scare people

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: So am I going to hell?

There is no such thing as Hell. It's like the boogyman, used to scare people

No, the Boogyman analogy is is like Brother Temperance when he is out terrorizing drunks after closing time doing his Midnight Revelation ministries. Hell is there to let us Christians know how much God loves us that He will torture everyone else for not being like us.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: So am I going to hell?

There is no such thing as Hell. It's like the boogyman, used to scare people

So much for your original pose as a Christian who does battle with atheist monkey worshipers.

You are certainly free to believe or not believe in hell, but either way that's exactly where scum like you are headed. Unless you repent and stop your God mocking ways, satan will have you chained up in one of his rape rooms, where you'll entertain every nigra in hell for all eternity. Praise Jesus!!

If you had any sense at all, you'd be plenty scared about that.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: So am I going to hell?

I have a reply to the original question. Yes you are. If you have to ask, then the answer is always no, unless you're asking Him for forgiveness.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: So am I going to hell?

So much for your original pose as a Christian who does battle with atheist monkey worshipers.

You are certainly free to believe or not believe in hell, but either way that's exactly where scum like you are headed. Unless you repent and stop your God mocking ways, satan will have you chained up in one of his rape rooms, where you'll entertain every nigra in hell for all eternity. Praise Jesus!!

If you had any sense at all, you'd be plenty scared about that.

You really should see a psychiatrist about your constant rape fantasies.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: So am I going to hell?

So much for your original pose as a Christian who does battle with atheist monkey worshipers.

He is an atheist. He doesn't have the Fear of God to keep him in line. If I were a Godless atheist with no sense of morality, I'd probably run around spreading falsehoods all over the place too.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: So am I going to hell?

I'm agnostic

Do you believe in hell?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: So am I going to hell?

Do you believe in hell?

What does that have to do with anything? It doesn't matter whether he believes in Heaven, Hell, Santa Claus or Hillary Clinton's soul, he's still going to be burning in the Lake of Fire for eternity.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: So am I going to hell?

What does that have to do with anything? It doesn't matter whether he believes in Heaven, Hell, Santa Claus or Hillary Clinton's soul, he's still going to be burning in the Lake of Fire for eternity.

You mean that Hitlery Cliton has a soul? Have I been misled? I thought she was a soulless diesel-dyke with a non-functioning penis.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: So am I going to hell?

You mean that Hitlery Cliton has a soul? Have I been misled? I thought she was a soulless diesel-dyke with a non-functioning penis.

Precisely. But the homer who started this thread is a lukewarm agnostic who doesn't know whether he believes in The Almighty or not, and Van Hell-Sinner is a baby-munching witch who worships the moonbunnygoddess, so who knows what other irrational beliefs that pair of fruitcakes may hold?

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: So am I going to hell?

Death, like life, is always what you make it. You can't let someone else tell you what is going to happen to your immortal soul when you die. If you truly believe in something then that makes it real for your reality and your reality alone. Someone else cannot force you to believe something without you letting them, Hybrid. And if it means anything, I do not think you are going to a nonexistant Hell.