[Brother Temperance]

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I'm slightly embarrassed to admit that I didn't go over and give those weirdos the rebuking and scripture lesson they deserved. I was too exhausted from street witnessing for Christ most of the day, and spending the early evening at Rodeheaver Auditorium watching a debate outlining the merits of Calvinist Theology over Arminian Theology.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

For a moment there I thought you'd written "Armenian Theology". I am very glad you didn't, because the very idea of those Christ-hating crybabies pretending to have any kind of coherent theology makes me want to vomit.

I accepted Jesus once. My life went to hell after that. Explain that if you can!

Have you read the Book of Job? Abraham accepted God, and then God told him to kill his child. Compared to Abraham, Isaac, or Job, I'd say you have it pretty easy.

Everyone needs to have something that they like. Star Wars is one of those things that has brought my family close. It's one of the only things we have in common. I grew up on it. It's my favorite series.

This better not turn into an indepth description of how you and your brother like to play "Luke and Leia"!

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Liking something does not mean you worship it, Zeke. If I worshipped it, then I'd have "The Holy Shelf of All That is Star Wars", which I don't.
Since I favor Star Wars, it is a part of my life but I don't take it so far as to base everything on it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Everyone needs to have something that they like. Star Wars is one of those things that has brought my family close. It's one of the only things we have in common. I grew up on it. It's my favorite series.

Now that is one of the most pathetic confessions I've ever heard. Your heathen family worships a bunch of satanic movies financed by joos and based on chink mythology. Truly heartbreaking.

Why don't you start a new family tradition of reading the Holy KJV1611 Bible out loud for 6 hours every night after supper? That's what I have my servants do. Jesus will like that better than you dressing up like retardeds and waving toilet plungers at each other, harlot.

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Everyone needs to have something that they like. Star Wars is one of those things that has brought my family close. It's one of the only things we have in common. I grew up on it. It's my favorite series.

[Sister Noddy]

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Incest, as we all know, is absolutly disgusting and not WORTHY of the Star Wars and Skywalker name! That, and the way you discribed that is just disgusting .....

Why are you so hung up on satanic nonsense like Star Wars anyway?

Instead of worshipping that fictional dimwit Skywalker, why not walk the skies of Heaven with GOD Himself when you die?

Get down on your knees and ask Jesus to show his love!

[SalvationSeeker]

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I believed in all of that, was baptized and prayed for. Yet there was something that didn't belong.... Wait, why am I spilling my soul for you to see?

Didn't you read what I posted?
If "there was something that didn't belong" with you..
Then you had doubts in your heart, and so Jesus couldn't possibly have been there.
So no.. you hadn't accepted Jesus.

As for you "spilling your soul", that is Jesus, the real Jesus, working on your hardened sin-filled heart.
He wants you to accept Him, and for real this time.

Incest, as we all know, is absolutly disgusting and not WORTHY of the Star Wars and Skywalker name! That, and the way you discribed that is just disgusting.....

Make excuses if you want, but star wars promotes vile sexual behaviour:
Remember how anakim was way younger than that panda harlot?
About 10 whole years or so! And it's obvious he was lusting after her even when he was still 8years old or so..
And then they actually fornicate later, and they weren't married either!!
That's nothing but sick and disgusting!

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Incest, as we all know, is absolutly disgusting and not WORTHY of the Star Wars and Skywalker name! That, and the way you discribed that is just disgusting.....

[Captain James T. Kirk]

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Kirk........Luke didn't know that Leia was his sister.... Not when that kiss happeded, and after that there was no other such incident, unless u count Robot Chicken.....but no one ever does.....Gods I hate Robot Chicken!

Not that they talked about, but you know Luke wanted to dip his R2 into her D2.

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Kirk........Luke didn't know that Leia was his sister.... Not when that kiss happeded, and after that there was no other such incident, unless u count Robot Chicken.....but no one ever does.....Gods I hate Robot Chicken!

[Captain James T. Kirk]

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Jedi! Hey! I didn't think you were coming back.
Captian Kirk! How dare you call me a fanboy! I'll have you know that I can be classified as a hard-core, die hard, fangirl freak, thank you very much. I wear my title proudly, even though, looking at me you wouldn't know....

ROFLMAO! Sorry! Hey, didn't I see you on tv the other day?

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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I believed in all of that, was baptized and prayed for. Yet there was something that didn't belong.... Wait, why am I spilling my soul for you to see?

[Captain James T. Kirk]

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Your Transporters wouldnt work you fool .

1. Shealds Block them its been said in many Star treck epasodes so realy were working on both Cannon's.

2. about them fitting a shuttle in, it would be blasted before it could get close enough to the trench becuse those things are so slow.

Kirk was the worst Captain anyway he didnt act like one anyway he just acted like a horny teenager, and thats the worst kind of Captain.

LOL! You're a tard, tard.

1. What "shealds"? If the Death Star had any kind of force field, it would have been indestructible! All it took was one incestuous young man in an X-Wing fighter to fly up to the hole and shoot a torpedo into it. NO SHIELDS! The Enterprise, having a transporter, wouldn't need to get that close. They routinely beam people up and down from miles in orbit, so it wouldn't need to get anywhere near as Luke Sisterstalker did. If the Death Star had any shields or force fields, the rebels wouldn't have been able to get anywhere near it. All it had for it was that it was really large and fortified. The rebels were even able to do minor damage and kill a few DS crew by shooting at it randomly.
So no "shealds".

2. See 1. The Enterprise, on the other hand, has shields. It wouldn't have to get anywhere near the trench to beam in a torpedo, and it could sustain attacks long enough to beam in the torpedo.

3. Captain Kirk rocks! Unlike Luke Sisterstalker who had the hots for his sister, or that perv Obi Wantayoungman Kenobi who wanted to do it Wookiee-style with Luke.

[SalvationSeeker]

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I accepted Jesus once. My life went to hell after that. Explain that if you can!

Easy. You didn't really. And Jesus likes to torment FALSE so-called Christians.

Accepting Jesus is not saying the words "I accept Jesus."
Unless you believe in the entire Bible, EVERY word..
And that God is perfect, knows all, sees all, controls all..
That Jesus literally and physically rose from the dead after 3 days..
(And so on.)
And have the works to show for such a faith..
Then you haven't accepted Jesus, but a fantasy-Jesus.

You tell me what your beliefs were, and I'll show you what you did wrong.. For instance:

Did you believe that Jesus removed the Mosaic law?
Did you believe that eating his flesh and drinking his blood was literal?
Did you believe that God is one, yet three?
Did you believe in dragons and unicorns?
Did you believe that pi = 3 ?

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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I accepted Jesus once. My life went to hell after that. Explain that if you can!

[SalvationSeeker]

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Who says that's where I, as a singular indevidual, base my morality. Star Wars is just what I like. I can Like whatever I want to like.
My morality, while we're on the subject, is based on not hurting or manipulating anyone, not holding anyone back, and ultimately living as quietly and comfortable as possible. Where's the harm in that?

By rejecting Jesus you've harmed yourself, and sentenced yourself to hell. And you've harmed others too:
Since you could have preached the Word of God and help save them from hell!
(And then they could have saved others.. and so on.)

Basically; anyone who hasn't accepted Jesus is an evil and uncaring person at heart.