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  • Andrew Shaw
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    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    If it's not of God, it's of Satan. Jabbaism is just as phony as mudslimism, wicced, or hindooism! That said, if you ever try to seduce a True Christian woman again, you are in for a world of trouble!

    So...is the ABC song evil?
    haha watch this video...its the abc's nothing evil..well i guess its the evil abc's.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    If it's not of God, it's of Satan. Jabbaism is just as phony as mudslimism, wicced, or hindooism! That said, if you ever try to seduce a True Christian woman again, you are in for a world of trouble!

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  • Sista Lateefah
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    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
    Don't worry though, I'm all man and I love the chicks, and you're pretty. Want to go out?
    Brother Ira here.

    Listen here, you pajama wearing freak! You hit on my wife again and the last thing you'll see is a baseball bat bursting through your chest like one of those snakes popping out of Sigourney Weaver in those Alien movies! Am I speaking your lingo, BUDDY? Are your sensors picking up what I'm saying here?

    When I looked over my wife's shoulder (I screen her computer activities regularly) and saw your post, I said some words that make the Baby Jesus weep. Now, thanks to you, I'll be having to say some very special prayers of forgiveness to Him and add an extra 5% to my tithe this weekend.

    Compassionately praying for your Salvation©,
    Ira

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  • Captain James T. Kirk
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    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
    You is one to talk. Star Wars be fo' retardeds and perverts, but so do Star Trek. They's cut from the same cloth.

    But yo homer crush fo' William Shatner is.
    LOL! If I'm going to have a crush on a man, it would be on a hero like Kirk! Don't worry though, I'm all man and I love the chicks, and you're pretty. Want to go out? I know that Star Trek isn't real unlike some people who think their jedi religion is a real religion from a real galaxy far far away.

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  • Shallow-izer
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    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    But I do enjoy their enthusiasm.

    If you want to see a sad cult of losers, just observe those of this "church."

    PRAISE SHAL!

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  • Sista Lateefah
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    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    You is one to talk. Star Wars be fo' retardeds and perverts, but so do Star Trek. They's cut from the same cloth.

    Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
    Fun fact - Star Wars isn't real!
    But yo homer crush fo' William Shatner is.

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  • Captain James T. Kirk
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    "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    LOL! I've seen some sad sorry people at conventions who I thought were totally out of touch with reality, but none of them come close to clowns who think they're real jedis! Scientology called, they want their fake SF religion schtick back! LOL! Fun fact - Star Wars isn't real! The only force in these losers life is the force their parents need to use to get them out of the basement and into the sun!
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