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  • The Jabba Master
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    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    So you two homers think that Jesus is Captain Kirk now?

    I thought I'd heard it all....
    No way that Kirk is Jesus, Obi wan maybe but Kirk... No Fraking way

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  • Unsaved and Loving It
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    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    So you two homers think that Jesus is Captain Kirk now?

    I thought I'd heard it all....
    What? Let's see here...

    Captain Kirk is Jesus;
    Jesus is God.
    Hence, Captain Kirk is God.

    That idea is epic phailure of the highest tier...

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
    Hate to say it, Zeke me lad, but he's gotcha there.
    So you two homers think that Jesus is Captain Kirk now?

    I thought I'd heard it all....

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  • Unsaved and Loving It
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    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    Originally posted by Shallow-izer View Post
    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I cannot believe that you asshats are actually wasting your time debating the strengths and weaknesses of fictitional TV shows.

    What geeks.
    I cannot believe that you asshats are actually wasting your time believing in a fictional "god!"

    What morons.
    Hate to say it, Zeke me lad, but he's gotcha there.

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  • Shallow-izer
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    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I cannot believe that you asshats are actually wasting your time debating the strengths and weaknesses of fictitional TV shows.

    What geeks.
    I cannot believe that you asshats are actually wasting your time believing in a fictional "god!"

    What morons.

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  • The Jabba Master
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    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Jedis have periods?
    its a Turn of phrase meaning period of time

    And they never thought of designing helmets that'd allow people to see properly? I mean, the Muslims are as dumb as rocks, and even they don't deliberately limit their vision before going into battle against Christ.
    ah but you don't understand the empire, they saved money so they could finance there Super Weapons (Death Star, Death Star II, The Sun Crusher etc.) It wasn't till about 10 ABY that the Imperial Remanet started Financing better tech for the Stormtrooper equipment and by that time the empire was in shambles.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
    Now, thanks to you, I'll be having to say some very special prayers of forgiveness to Him and add an extra 5% to my tithe this weekend.

    Compassionately praying for your Salvation©,
    Ira
    Ouch. As an ex-Jew, I can understand the agonies poor Ira must be going through right now. You better apologise for that, Trekky-boy.
    Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
    Master Yoda also one said that a foolish Jedi keeps his head in the future and the beyond now, never keeping his mind in the now period.
    Jedis have periods?
    Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
    oh you speek of the Stormtrooper Effect

    but if you want an in unaverce explanation to go by its becuse the visabilaty in a stormtrooper helmets sucked

    Originally posted by Luke Skywalker
    "I can't see a thing in this helmet!"
    And they never thought of designing helmets that'd allow people to see properly? I mean, the Muslims are as dumb as rocks, and even they don't deliberately limit their vision before going into battle against Christ.

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  • Andrew Shaw
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    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I cannot believe that you asshats are actually wasting your time debating the strengths and weaknesses of fictitional TV shows.

    What geeks.

    Hypocrite..i get "infraction points" for that. and you dont. i guess thats the advantage of being 'in the system'

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  • Andrew Shaw
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    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
    You dont understand the Clones didnt work that way not all of the Clones Followed Order 66 some of them Fought there Pod Brothers and helped Jedi Excape

    And Proud of it

    Lucky your master of the pizza hut and something else..but im just unsaved trash. they dont even hate me enough to give me something like what you have under your name..im jelous..and they sure as hell dont love me at all so im just unsaved trash by the way this is a stupid conversation.

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  • The Jabba Master
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    Originally posted by Joo View Post
    No, it is their fault. The Empire stopped caring about the quality of its troops after they had successfully taken over galactic government, there was no Order to fight anymore, they could usually win with sheer numbers. They stopped cloning exclusively from Jango and started to clone just any old guy so they could have those numbers, not to mention if ever single clone had the same mind, then it would be easy for a Jedi to manipulate them in mass.

    Their equipment was actually some of the best in the galaxy at the time. They sucked because of shoddy training, and because of the Hero effect.
    You dont understand the Clones didnt work that way not all of the Clones Followed Order 66 some of them Fought there Pod Brothers and helped Jedi Excape
    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I cannot believe that you asshats are actually wasting your time debating the strengths and weaknesses of fictitional TV shows.

    What geeks.
    And Proud of it

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  • Unsaved and Loving It
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    Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
    You Fail
    Dude. I have seen many sides of the internet. Including parts you wouldn't see in a hundred years. And now I must say this.

    You have been pwned by a True Christian. EPIC PHAIL!

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  • The Jabba Master
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    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    I'm a True Christian™, bathed in the blood of Christ, Saved for all eternity, and grounded in reality. You are a retarded, delusional God-hater. You're the one who has failed, boy.
    Reality Changes every day and We as Humans have the abillaty to adapt to those changes.

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    So we're back to if your' opponents are inept idiots you Jedi kick ass?

    BTW 20% inaccuracy still means a torso hit at the ranges shown in the movies.
    and most of the Rebils on the Tanative IV got torso shots. But Han and Leiah (Leiah Espsehley) were better and faster shots

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    I cannot believe that you asshats are actually wasting your time debating the strengths and weaknesses of fictitional TV shows.

    What geeks.

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  • Joo
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    Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
    And the Practial reasons mean nothing with the hole story there are manny reasons as to why they suck its not realy there falt they suck just there equipment sucks
    No, it is their fault. The Empire stopped caring about the quality of its troops after they had successfully taken over galactic government, there was no Order to fight anymore, they could usually win with sheer numbers. They stopped cloning exclusively from Jango and started to clone just any old guy so they could have those numbers, not to mention if ever single clone had the same mind, then it would be easy for a Jedi to manipulate them in mass.

    Their equipment was actually some of the best in the galaxy at the time. They sucked because of shoddy training, and because of the Hero effect.

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  • The Jabba Master
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    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    Originally posted by Joo View Post
    Nah, she's got it pretty accurate there. You're trying to think of a story reason as to why they suck, but we're talking about practical reasons.
    And the Practial reasons mean nothing with the hole story there are manny reasons as to why they suck its not realy there falt they suck just there equipment sucks

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