[S-Conscious]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

You may think you're thinking for yourself, but that's actually Satan pulling the strings. You see, Satan puts doubt into your MIND, then tricks you into believing you don't need Jesus or the Bible. That just opens the door for the lieberals to swoop in, my friend. Close your door (your MIND) now before it's too late!

Satan doesn't control me. He never did and he never will, for he is a [censored] bastard. Don't worry, I won't let the devil in.

What have you got against white people? We do not tolerate racism here at Landover, so you had better start backpedaling.

We also don't tolerate the sinful refer-smoking jazz music beatnik lifestyle either. So throw away all of your pot and your Kerouac novels, shave off your goatee, and get haircut and a job.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

I got something against those who think their race is better than the others. Oh, I'm white myself, by the way. Just to clear that up.

I have a job. You would have known if you read my profile. Also, I don't use drugs. Nor do I drink alcoholic beverages.
Haha, goatee? Do you really think I have one of those?


What I don't understand is why you gave me an infraction thingy while I wasn't the one being a racist here. Infact, I hate racism. Racism is really one of those things anyone on this world should be capable of living without.

Pretty funny actually, you guys are punishing me for something I didn't do, yet you guys are doing it yourselves.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

Satan doesn't control me. He never did and he never will, for he is a [censored] bastard. Don't worry, I won't let the devil in.

You can't know that for sure.
The ONLY way to be safe from satan is to be a Saved True Christian.

I got something against those who think their race is better than the others. Oh, I'm white myself, by the way. Just to clear that up.

You point that out because you think it's normally only negros who like to cry racism you mean...
You damned racist.

I have a job.

So how much do you make an hour flipping burgers at McDonalds?

What I don't understand is why you gave me an infraction thingy while I wasn't the one being a racist here. Infact, I hate racism. Racism is really one of those things anyone on this world should be capable of living without.

Uh-huh.. Right.
Look, you ARE a racist, and it runs so deep in you that you don't even think about it.
But that doesn't make you any less of a racist.

[S-Conscious]

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You can't know that for sure.
The ONLY way to be safe from satan is to be a Saved True Christian.

I DO know that Satan doesn't control me. Although I'm unable to prove it, I'm sure that you guys are unable to do so as well, without quoting the bible.
I follow my heart and I've become better for it.
If becoming a saved true Christian means to become and act like one of you guys, then I'll say no, thanks.

Don't force me to become one of you guys. Makes ya look bad.

You point that out because you think it's normally only negros who like to cry racism you mean...
You damned racist.

What I meant to say is that, although I'm caucasian myself, I hate those people who think that the caucasian race is better than the rest.
I'm not a racist. And I know I'm not better than anyone else, for we are all equals in my eyes.

So how much do you make an hour flipping burgers at McDonalds?

Sorry, I won't share that kind of personal information with anyone. Also, who says I'm working at Mac D? There isn't even one in my hometown.

Uh-huh.. Right.
Look, you ARE a racist, and it runs so deep in you that you don't even think about it.
But that doesn't make you any less of a racist.

Suure, of course I am. I'm just a "lowly piece of unsaved racist trash" in your eyes, like anyone else who isn't one of your true Christians.

If I were racist, would I really listen to in what's in your eyes "lesser music"? I don't think so. I love jazz. Rap and hip hop are cool in my opinion. I can't get enough of Asian pop, rock and metal. Native American music is also very nice. Infact, I have a very global taste.

One of my colleagues hails from pre-US invasion Afghanistan. He's an awesome guy to talk and work with.

So be careful when throwing with words like "racist". You might offend people who aren't racists, like me.

But despite everything, aishiteru, all of you.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

I DO know that Satan doesn't control me.

No, you don't.
You can't know.

Although I'm unable to prove it, I'm sure that you guys are unable to do so as well, without quoting the bible.

We can prove something using the Bible while you can't prove anything using, well... anything.
All you have is your say-so. While we have the Word of God.

If allowed to use secular logic for a second here: (forgive me, Jesus!)
That would make it much more likely that we are right, and that you are wrong.

I follow my heart and I've become better for it.

According to yourself maybe, but not according to God.. nor us.

Don't force me to become one of you guys. Makes ya look bad.

Nobody is forcing you. We're urging you.
We only want you to accept Jesus Christ as your personal Savior and go to Heaven with us.

What I meant to say is that, although I'm caucasian myself, I hate those people who think that the caucasian race is better than the rest.
I'm not a racist. And I know I'm not better than anyone else, for we are all equals in my eyes.

Here you go with the racism again.
Giving yourself a fancy name to make it sound like whites are superior..
We are white, end of story. Running around using the term 'caucasian' is like when a white living in Africa says he is a 'boer'
Both of you do it in order to show "how much better" you are than negroes.
Disgusting. Take your racism somewhere else.

Sorry, I won't share that kind of personal information with anyone. Also, who says I'm working at Mac D? There isn't even one in my hometown.

Then the word "town" probably doesn't describe the place you live in very accurately.
A term like "tiny village" would probably be more appropriate.

Suure, of course I am. I'm just a "lowly piece of unsaved racist trash" in your eyes, like anyone else who isn't one of your true Christians.

You're, as you call it, "a lowly piece of unsaved racist trash" in my eyes:
Because that's what you are in God's.

If I were racist, would I really listen to in what's in your eyes "lesser music"? I don't think so. I love jazz. Rap and hip hop are cool in my opinion. I can't get enough of Asian pop, rock and metal. Native American music is also very nice. Infact, I have a very global taste.

And you just have loads of colored friends too, right?
The fact that you try so damn hard to prove you aren't a racist only goes to show how much of a racist you really are:
That's just how all white supremists start their arguments: "I have nothing against black people BUT.." "I like negro music BUT.." "I have lots of black friend BUT.."
You damned racist.

One of my colleagues hails from pre-US invasion Afghanistan.

Ha! I knew you would say that.. How typical.
See above.

He's an awesome guy to talk and work with.

And once again you show your vile racism!
You're basically saying that's not to be expected cause he's a towelhead.
Otherwise, you wouldn't have needed to mention it.
You make me sick!

So be careful when throwing with words like "racist". You might offend people who aren't racists, like me.

But despite everything, aishiteru, all of you.

You may claim you aren't a racist..
But it just isn't true, and I've given ample examples as to how.
But then, you're in "good" company.. The KKK doesn't admit to being racists either.

[S-Conscious]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

No, you don't.
You can't know.

I know what I feel in my heart. You don't. Stop acting like I'm some brainless slave of some evil dude.

We can prove something using the Bible while you can't prove anything using, well... anything.
All you have is your say-so. While we have the Word of God.

If allowed to use secular logic for a second here: (forgive me, Jesus!)
That would make it much more likely that we are right, and that you are wrong.

The word of Man disguised as the word of God perhaps.

According to yourself maybe, but not according to God.. nor us.

That's what you and a manmade bible say.

Nobody is forcing you. We're urging you.
We only want you to accept Jesus Christ as your personal Savior and go to Heaven with us.

Then stop urging. I'll only do things if it's of my own free will.

Here you go with the racism again.
Giving yourself a fancy name to make it sound like whites are superior..
We are white, end of story. Running around using the term 'caucasian' is like when a white living in Africa says he is a 'boer'
Both of you do it in order to show "how much better" you are than negroes.
Disgusting. Take your racism somewhere else.

No racism intended. But you won't see it.

Then the word "town" probably doesn't describe the place you live in very accurately.
A term like "tiny village" would probably be more appropriate.

You don't even know where I live, aside from the name of the country.

You're, as you call it, "a lowly piece of unsaved racist trash" in my eyes:
Because that's what you are in God's.

Again, a word of a human and his/her bible written by man.

And you just have loads of colored friends too, right?
The fact that you try so damn hard to prove you aren't a racist only goes to show how much of a racist you really are:
That's just how all white supremists start their arguments: "I have nothing against black people BUT.." "I like negro music BUT.." "I have lots of black friend BUT.."
You damned racist.

I'm not trying at all. There are also no BUTs in what I'm saying.
Again, no racism intended.

Ha! I knew you would say that.. How typical.

Good for you.

And once again you show your vile racism!
You're basically saying that's not to be expected cause he's a towelhead.
Otherwise, you wouldn't have needed to mention it.
You make me sick!

Once again, no racism intended by me. I feel sorry for you if you're too blinded to see it.

You may claim you aren't a racist..
But it just isn't true, and I've given ample examples as to how.
But then, you're in "good" company.. The KKK doesn't admit to being racists either.

The KKK can rot in Hell for all I care.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

I know what I feel in my heart. You don't. Stop acting like I'm some brainless slave of some evil dude.

I think I see the core of your problem here, you fancy yourself some kind of free-thinking rebel.
Being in opposition of all that is decent and good isn't being a rebel, it's being just that - a brainless slave.
A brainless slave of an evil "dude" named satan.

The word of Man disguised as the word of God perhaps.

Says you, but we have nothing but your word on that.
On the other hand, several of the prophecies in the Bible has come true already, and all of them will in due time.
How could humans know the future?

How could HUMANS know, for instance, that Babylon would fall quick and suddenly and never be populated again?
For it was the super-power of the ancient world, seemingly invincible:
And yet it did fall, just as God's Word said it would.
And it is still deserted to this age.

That's what you and a manmade bible say.

See above.

Then stop urging. I'll only do things if it's of my own free will.

No, you only do things to show your opposition to what others do.
That's not excercising your free will, that's being a stupid slave.

No racism intended. But you won't see it.

As I said, you're so much of a racist you can't even see it yourself.
Sad really.

But know that everyone else does.

You don't even know where I live, aside from the name of the country.

You're right in that I don't know, but that's only because I haven't bothered to check. (Your DOF file.)

Once again, no racism intended by me. I feel sorry for you if you're too blinded to see it.

You've said "no racism intended" 3 times now.
You're starting to sound like a closet-fag commenting his friends 'good looks', while all the time saying he isn't gay.

And nobody but pure racists are as scared of being thought of as racists as you seem to be.

The KKK can rot in Hell for all I care.

Now that's a very hateful thing to say.

[Brother Temperance]

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I DO know that Satan doesn't control me. Although I'm unable to prove it, I'm sure that you guys are unable to do so as well, without quoting the bible.

Yes. On the other hand, we are able to prove it BY quoting the Bible.

And I know I'm not better than anyone else, for we are all equals in my eyes.

So by your own admission, you're no better than a paedophile? Disgusting!

But despite everything, aishiteru, all of you.

Throwing around Nipponese curses will get you nowhere!

Then stop urging. I'll only do things if it's of my own free will.

Friend, where is this "free will" mentioned in the Bible?

The KKK can rot in Hell for all I care.

That's not a very loving, Christian attitude. Here at Landover, we are actively engaged in trying to persuade the KKK to repent of their sins and stop being racists. I believe Brother Bobby-Joe is particularly active in this kind of outreach work.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

Then the word "town" probably doesn't describe the place you live in very accurately.
A term like "tiny village" would probably be more appropriate.

I believe the proper term for the place he lives is "hippie commune"

[hechetonchieres]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

These people are obviously just trying to get a rise out of you. and they're succeeding at making you look like fools to the outside world. why don't you just ignore them and delete their posts?

[ConversionTables]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

These are really quite clever... Thank you!

[S-Conscious]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

I think I see the core of your problem here, you fancy yourself some kind of free-thinking rebel.
Being in opposition of all that is decent and good isn't being a rebel, it's being just that - a brainless slave.
A brainless slave of an evil "dude" named satan.

Why would I think of myself as being a rebel?

Says you, but we have nothing but your word on that.
On the other hand, several of the prophecies in the Bible has come true already, and all of them will in due time.

I don't believe in the words of your bible.

See above.

Ditto.

No, you only do things to show your opposition to what others do.
That's not excercising your free will, that's being a stupid slave.

Whatever dude. You believe in the literal word of the bible, I don't. My believes don't include a God who destroys cities because their inhabitants are hopeless sinners.

As I said, you're so much of a racist you can't even see it yourself.
Sad really.

But know that everyone else does.

By looking around in different threads here on the forum, I can easily point out posts by you guys which will be seen as racism by almost anyone but yourselves.

You're right in that I don't know, but that's only because I haven't bothered to check. (Your DOF file.)

Then check it already if you have to.

You've said "no racism intended" 3 times now.
You're starting to sound like a closet-fag commenting his friends 'good looks', while all the time saying he isn't gay.

And nobody but pure racists are as scared of being thought of as racists as you seem to be.

I have no fear of being thought of as racist, although it might look like that sometimes.
Closet-fag eh? Nice one. So what if I was, huh? What would you do?

Now that's a very hateful thing to say.

Then I apologize for saying it.


[quote=Brother Temperance;121952]Yes. On the other hand, we are able to prove it BY quoting the Bible.[quote]
True, you have a book, while I only have my feelings. My feelings are enough for me though.

So by your own admission, you're no better than a paedophile? Disgusting!

Paedophiles are a...'special case'. I don't respect them.

Throwing around Nipponese curses will get you nowhere!

What's wrong with saying "I love you"?

Friend, where is this "free will" mentioned in the Bible?

Beats me. Last time I read one was eight years ago.

That's not a very loving, Christian attitude. Here at Landover, we are actively engaged in trying to persuade the KKK to repent of their sins and stop being racists. I believe Brother Bobby-Joe is particularly active in this kind of outreach work.

Yeah, I guess you're right on that department. I apologize for my explosive reaction about the KKK.

I believe the proper term for the place he lives is "hippie commune"

Nice. Gotta remember that one.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[quote=S-Conscious;130811]

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Why would I think of myself as being a rebel?

A: because you were denied the breast as a child?

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I don't believe in the words of your bible.

A: Yes you do, everyone believes some of it (Landover believes all.)

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Whatever dude. You believe in the literal word of the bible, I don't. My believes don't include a God who destroys cities because their inhabitants are hopeless sinners.

A: Hiroshima / Nagasaki? Don’t believe?
PS the plural of ‘belief’ is ‘beliefs’.

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By looking around in different threads here on the forum, I can easily point out posts by you guys which will be seen as racism by almost anyone but yourselves.

A: Landover does not tolerate racism. We are an open loving community charged with helping others towards Salvation™

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I have no fear of being thought of as racist, although it might look like that sometimes.
Closet-fag eh? Nice one. So what if I was, huh? What would you do?

A: remind you that for a man to lie with a man as if she were a woman is an abomination.

Yes. On the other hand, we are able to prove it BY quoting the Bible.

True, you have a book, while I only have my feelings. My feelings are enough for me though.

A: not very logical.

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Paedophiles are a...'special case'. I don't respect them.

Ah! Limits to your depravity?

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What's wrong with saying "I love you"?

You didn’t say it in American.

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(Freewill): Beats me. Last time I read one was eight years ago.

A: God gave us freewill and the instructions for a Godly Life in the Bible. Combine the two and you have the Road to Salvation™

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Yeah, I guess you're right on that department. I apologize for my explosive reaction about the KKK.

A: As you are an apologist for the KKK, expect a visit by Brother Bobby-Joe, or the Klan.

[ProudCatholic]

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[quote=Ezekiel Bathfire;163571]

A: Landover does not tolerate racism. We are an open loving community charged with helping others towards Salvation™

I have NEVER in my life ecountered more racism than I have here on this website. WHAT A BUNCH OF HIPOCRITS YOU PEOPLE ARE. This whole site is based on badmouthing Catholics (and most of you can't even SPELL Catholic, let alone know ANYTHING about it at all!!!) I would NEVER expect to find such hatefull things on a "religous" website. Your hearts are obviously FILLED with hated YOU PEOPLE NEED GOD IN YOUR HEARTS. And please, please, please donot tell me GOD is in your hearts, if he was the hate would not be there!!!!!

[Brother V]

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I have NEVER in my life ecountered more racism than I have here on this website. WHAT A BUNCH OF HIPOCRITS YOU PEOPLE ARE. This whole site is based on badmouthing Catholics (and most of you can't even SPELL Catholic, let alone know ANYTHING about it at all!!!) I would NEVER expect to find such hatefull things on a "religous" website. Your hearts are obviously FILLED with hated YOU PEOPLE NEED GOD IN YOUR HEARTS. And please, please, please donot tell me GOD is in your hearts, if he was the hate would not be there!!!!!

For supposedly being filled with love, you use a lot of exclamation points, which are used to denote shouting, which most people don't shout loving remarks.

In other words friend, you seem to be the angry, hatefilled person here.

V

[ProudCatholic]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

For supposedly being filled with love, you use a lot of exclamation points, which are used to denote shouting, which most people don't shout loving remarks.

In other words friend, you seem to be the angry, hatefilled person here.

V

First of all you completly missed my point!! Try reading it again.

lets not forget I'm the one being called "trash" here, I am the one being descriminated against here, and I am the one being attacted. I will yell all I have to to defend my religion (the only one actually started be GOD not some crazy guy with to much power and not enough brains) MY beliefs are based on the teachings of JESUS CHRIST THE SON OF GOD HIMSELF!!! MY beliefs were not made up by some guy who is NOT the son of GOD!
oh and by the way yelling is not a sin, hate IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!