[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Are you sure that Tessa character is a female? It's tiny hooters and creative use of manly duct tape makes me wonder.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I just threw up a little in my mouth.

No wonder they all want to kill themselves. Cripes, if I were that fat and ugly I'd lose the will to live too.

I guess they think dressing black hides a few pounds......well they are wrong. They still look like fat, depressed gothtards.

They are stuck between fat and a fat ugly black place. I guess Hell does sound better.


Understanding, Sister Thumper

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Are you sure that Tessa character is a female? It's tiny hooters and creative use of manly duct tape makes me wonder.

Actually, duct tape can make the most busty women look flat. You don't know what she looks like under the duct tape (at least I'm hoping you don't )

[La Vie Boheme]

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Actually, duct tape can make the most busty women look flat. You don't know what she looks like under the duct tape (at least I'm hoping you don't )

True. Hey, so you're on the 'witches to be hunted list'? Well, I guess that makes the two of us. I USED to be Christian, but you know, I think that there is significant evidence for me to think that I should just stay right where I am on the list (food chain, whatever). old

Good luck trying to bag me, by the way. Ain't gonna happen.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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True. Hey, so you're on the 'witches to be hunted list'? Well, I guess that makes the two of us. I USED to be Christian, but you know, I think that there is significant evidence for me to think that I should just stay right where I am on the list (food chain, whatever). old

Good luck trying to bag me, by the way. Ain't gonna happen.

Your story changes with each successive post. The fact that you are a degenerate lezbean will undoubtedly endear you to Ms. VanHellover, but you will also find that Jesus hates you. Better choose your friends wisely.

[La Vie Boheme]

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Your story changes with each successive post. The fact that you are a degenerate lezbean will undoubtedly endear you to Ms. VanHellover, but you will also find that Jesus hates you. Better choose your friends wisely.

Actually, I'm not a lesbian. There's this other thing called Bisexual, yeah that's me. I was considering going back to being a Christian, but, this place has told me other wise. My religion requires me too respect all religions whatever they may be, but it does not however require me to like all the people that practice them.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Actually, I'm not a lesbian. There's this other thing called Bisexual, yeah that's me. I was considering going back to being a Christian, but, this place has told me other wise. My religion requires me too respect all religions whatever they may be, but it does not however require me to like all the people that practice them.

There is a saying amoung your fellow hellbound SUCKular LIEberals. "You can play the skin flute 7 times a week, but you munch on one rug and you're a lesbo for life."

If you munch rugs you're a lesbo. You need to burn all those Hilary Clinton books and read up on the Holy Bible KJV1611.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Actually, I'm not a lesbian. There's this other thing called Bisexual, yeah that's me. I was considering going back to being a Christian, but, this place has told me other wise. My religion requires me too respect all religions whatever they may be, but it does not however require me to like all the people that practice them.

Being bisexual is just another way of being queer. You should be ashamed. You are bound for hellfire, where satan will anally rape you for eternity with his huge barbed tallywacker, while you gargle scalding hot bile. So you can look forward to that.

As far as "respecting all religions", do you respect the mudslime terrorists who worship a man (moohammaed, piss be upon him) who was a pedophile? Did you know that he married a 6 year old? Do you respect that?

Jesus died temporarily for your sins, not some fat chink, or blue-skinned cow-god, or a statue of mary. These are nothing but false religions and cults, administered by satan himself. Follow that path of tolerance, and you will find yourself up to your ears in sulfur, deep in the pits of hell.

I wonder why it is that unsaved scum like you always want to "show respect for all religions", but then mock God and persecute Christians?

"For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist." -- 2 John 7

Do you want to "respect" the antichrist? Get Jesus TODAY, filthy sodomite!

[La Vie Boheme]

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Being bisexual is just another way of being queer. You should be ashamed. You are bound for hellfire, where satan will anally rape you for eternity with his huge barbed tallywacker, while you gargle scalding hot bile. So you can look forward to that.

As far as "respecting all religions", do you respect the mudslime terrorists who worship a man (moohammaed, piss be upon him) who was a pedophile? Did you know that he married a 6 year old? Do you respect that?

Jesus died temporarily for your sins, not some fat chink, or blue-skinned cow-god, or a statue of mary. These are nothing but false religions and cults, administered by satan himself. Follow that path of tolerance, and you will find yourself up to your ears in sulfur, deep in the pits of hell.

I wonder why it is that unsaved scum like you always want to "show respect for all religions", but then mock God and persecute Christians?

"For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist." -- 2 John 7

Do you want to "respect" the antichrist? Get Jesus TODAY, filthy sodomite!

-sighs- Seriously, you've got me all wrong. I was here in the first place to go back to Christianity, than I seen how everyone here was acting, and changed my mind. My religion dosen't believe in a heaven or hell, but in reincarnation. And other religions cults? To each his own, but you know what? You calling other religions 'cults' gives them the right to do the same to you. And yes, being bisexual is another branch of homosexuality. But you know something? I'm proud of who I am, and I love life. I don't go around calling other peoples beliefs 'mind-rotting cults', thank you very much.

Respect the anitchrist? Do you even know who he even IS? Don't you even say Marilyn Manson, either. I respect EVERYONE, unless of course they don't respect me as well. I have friends who are Atheists, Catholics, Christians, Wiccans, Buddihst, Satanists, Agnostic, Scientologists, and what ever else you can think of! It changes nothing!!!

Killing people for who they are changes nothing. It only makes this life we live 20 times harder, so I suggest you suck it up, sir, and get over the fact that you aren't the only religious group in the world!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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(female yapping deleted).... 20 times harder, so I suggest you suck it up, sir, and get over the fact that you aren't the only religious group in the world!!!

Listen up degenerate; we are the ONE TRUE CHRISTIAN CHURCH, and God Himself has chosen us to do His work on earth. As the Holy Bible clearly states, there are many deceivers around.

"For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist." -- 2 John 7

And if you choose to worship or even tolerate them, then you are an antichrist as well. The Bible tells us what to do with scum like you too! You are to be shunned and rejected, according to Christ's own words!

"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? ... Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord." -- 2 Cor.6:14-17


And you are to be killed as well, Praise Jesus!

"If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you ... Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die." -- Dt.13:6-10

I can't wait for Jesus to get His hands on you, filthy lezbean. Enjoy hell.

And by the way, please refrain from attempting to encourage me to engage in sodomy, as you did in your previous post. I am a Man of GOD, not one of your degenerate sodomite butt-buddies.

[La Vie Boheme]

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Listen up degenerate; we are the ONE TRUE CHRISTIAN CHURCH, and God Himself has chosen us to do His work on earth. As the Holy Bible clearly states, there are many deceivers around.

"For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist." -- 2 John 7

And if you choose to worship or even tolerate them, then you are an antichrist as well. The Bible tells us what to do with scum like you too! You are to be shunned and rejected, according to Christ's own words!

"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? ... Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord." -- 2 Cor.6:14-17


And you are to be killed as well, Praise Jesus!

"If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you ... Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die." -- Dt.13:6-10

I can't wait for Jesus to get His hands on you, filthy lezbean. Enjoy hell.

And by the way, please refrain from attempting to encourage me to engage in sodomy, as you did in your previous post. I am a Man of GOD, not one of your degenerate sodomite butt-buddies.

God has many faces. And me an antichrist? Not true if I am Wiccan, I believe in Spirit, which is God, which -gasp- INCLUDES Jesus Christ BECAUSE God has many faces and names. Infact, Wicca is a polytheistic religion, therefore, there are many more Gods/Goddesses than just one to be judged infront of.

How am I encouraging you to engage in sodomy? I'm not. I don't even do that.

How the heck do you know he chose your specific group, hm? Explain that to me. I never recieved the email/cell phone call/flier that Baptists were all holy.

[SalvationSeeker]

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God has many faces. And me an antichrist? Not true if I am Wiccan, I believe in Spirit, which is God, which -gasp- INCLUDES Jesus Christ BECAUSE God has many faces and names. Infact, Wicca is a polytheistic religion, therefore, there are many more Gods/Goddesses than just one to be judged infront of.

Wicca is a false religion.
No matter what it says, it's all LIES.
Stop doing the will of your fiendish father and embrace Jesus!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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True. Hey, so you're on the 'witches to be hunted list'? Well, I guess that makes the two of us. I USED to be Christian, but you know, I think that there is significant evidence for me to think that I should just stay right where I am on the list (food chain, whatever). old

Good luck trying to bag me, by the way. Ain't gonna happen.

Well I for one am waiting for this stupid hunt to be over. The woods used to be safe. Now I have to go into caves that have SPIDERS!!!
If another one of those big fat hairy spiders lands on my head, so help me I will send it to Wu Lin's for them to use in a special!!

So when is this hunt going to be over?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Well I for one am waiting for this stupid hunt to be over. The woods used to be safe. Now I have to go into caves that have SPIDERS!!!
If another one of those big fat hairy spiders lands on my head, so help me I will send it to Wu Lin's for them to use in a special!!

So when is this hunt going to be over?

The last day of the hunt is the day before HELLYween.

[TheConfusedOne]

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The last day of the hunt is the day before HELLYween.

Interesting... SO this must mean that any and all non-believers are to be chased down and brutally massacred in a forest? Where is this so called event being held, if I may ask?