[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Interesting... SO this must mean that any and all non-believers are to be chased down and brutally massacred in a forest? Where is this so called event being held, if I may ask?

All over the world! And exactly the same thing will happen on a GRAND scale when JESUS returns to start Armageddon. Wickedans will be in first line, no waiting. Because the Mudslums will be gone by then and polytheism is against the Bible.

[TheConfusedOne]

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All over the world! And exactly the same thing will happen on a GRAND scale when JESUS returns to start Armageddon. Wickedans will be in first line, no waiting. Because the Mudslums will be gone by then and polytheism is against the Bible.

Ah, yes. I see, I see. Then is here another way to repent (or however you call it) without the need to donate? You see me and my family is a little tight on money and I cant afford to lose any money, at all.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I think I know why this little zit-faced sodomite is so befuddled and confused:

God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12

Praise His Holy Name!!

[TheConfusedOne]

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I think I know why this little zit-faced sodomite is so befuddled and confused:

God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12

Praise His Holy Name!!

I shall ignore you from now on. All you do is dicriminate against me. I am talking to Pastor Al E Pistle, not you. Now if you could kindly butt out of the conversation between me and he, that would be appreciated.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I shall ignore you from now on. All you do is dicriminate against me. I am talking to Pastor Al E Pistle, not you. Now if you could kindly butt out of the conversation between me and he, that would be appreciated.

Mister, you have just earned yourself a whole bag of shiny new warning points. Keep up the good work, and you'll find yourself banned, and cut off from your only hope of gaining Salvation.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Ah, yes. I see, I see. Then is here another way to repent (or however you call it) without the need to donate? You see me and my family is a little tight on money and I cant afford to lose any money, at all.

LOSE money? Do you consider spending pennies a day for a chance to get one of the Golden Tickets to Heaven LOSING? Lady, your priorities are ALL WRONG! You need to STOP eating for two to three days a week if necessary to save money. You don't need electricity. Everything you need to cook can be cooked over a wood stove, and you CERTAINLY don't need Television! The kids' shoes can be patched up with duct tape and they will last for years. I mean, really! Stop THROWING your money away on frivolities!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

Jesus wants every cent. Don't try and jew Him down!

[TheConfusedOne]

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LOSE money? Do you consider spending pennies a day for a chance to get one of the Golden Tickets to Heaven LOSING? Lady, your priorities are ALL WRONG! You need to STOP eating for two to three days a week if necessary to save money. You don't need electricity. Everything you need to cook can be cooked over a wood stove, and you CERTAINLY don't need Television! The kids' shoes can be patched up with duct tape and they will last for years. I mean, really! Stop THROWING your money away on frivolities!

Ive been using the same shoes that I had since I was 12! They are STILL GOOD! I am not wasting any money here, lady! Also, I hardly even eat! I basically eat a simple sandwich in the morning and I live off of that all day! So dont be telling me what to do! And if I wish to save my money then that is what I desire to do! No amount of argumentative statements will ever change that! And if Jesus needs money THAT badly, then why doesnt he just create it himself? He did TEMPORARILY die for us and came back THREE days later! Im pretty sure he can make money appear from thin air!

[TheConfusedOne]

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Mister, you have just earned yourself a whole bag of shiny new warning points. Keep up the good work, and you'll find yourself banned, and cut off from your only hope of gaining Salvation.

At least yor finally calling me what I am! I got into your head THAT much. And as for these so called 'warning points,' I could seriously care less if I am banned! I was just here to have an INTELLIGENT conversation with True Christians and then you start discriminating against me on almost EVERYTHING that I have said! So ban me, do it! I DARE YOU!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Ive been using the same shoes that I had since I was 12! They are STILL GOOD! I am not wasting any money here, lady! Also, I hardly even eat! I basically eat a simple sandwich in the morning and I live off of that all day! So dont be telling me what to do! And if I wish to save my money then that is what I desire to do! No amount of argumentative statements will ever change that! And if Jesus needs money THAT badly, then why doesnt he just create it himself? He did TEMPORARILY die for us and came back THREE days later! Im pretty sure he can make money appear from thin air!

JESUS makes wine out of water. He is not a printing press. You must be thinking about that old JOO Gutenburg. I realize now that you are another fourteen year old sent to taunt JESUS. It's sad.

[TheConfusedOne]

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JESUS makes wine out of water. He is not a printing press. You must be thinking about that old JOO Gutenburg. I realize now that you are another fourteen year old sent to taunt JESUS. It's sad.

Ew, no. I would NEVER think of the Christian Jesus as the Jew Gutenburg. And technically, I am 15. If you really dont want anyone under the age of 18 in your forum (which is also neglected to be viewed by God by the way) then you must build up a stronger security system. I put in my birthdate and poof, I am in.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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The last day of the hunt is the day before HELLYween.

Ahh, good. Thanks, Pastor I wouldn't have expected you to tell me
ALL the hunters will be gone then, won't they? None left lurking anywhere?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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At least yor finally calling me what I am! I got into your head THAT much. And as for these so called 'warning points,' I could seriously care less if I am banned! I was just here to have an INTELLIGENT conversation with True Christians and then you start discriminating against me on almost EVERYTHING that I have said! So ban me, do it! I DARE YOU!

Look jennifer, just because you throw a hissy fit, it doesn't follow that Jesus gives up on you. You are incapable of having "an intelligent conversation with True Christians", so that can't be why you are here. There must be another reson.....

Jesus Himself called you here, so try and act like a man for a change. Get on your knees for a GOOD reason this time; BEG Jesus to take over your degenerate life!

[TheConfusedOne]

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Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

Jesus wants every cent. Don't try and jew Him down!

Trying to persuade me with verses from the Bible is the same as trying to convince me that there is such thing as 'Pokemon.' Think of a better example and come back to me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Ahh, good. Thanks, Pastor I wouldn't have expected you to tell me
ALL the hunters will be gone then, won't they? None left lurking anywhere?

There are a few of us who have permanent hunting permits....All year, any season, no limit.