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  • Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Ahh, good. Thanks, Pastor I wouldn't have expected you to tell me
    ALL the hunters will be gone then, won't they? None left lurking anywhere?
    The public hunting season will be over for another year, but just as Vice-President Cheney has special rights to shoot down doubters of the President's policies all year 'round, so do we have permanent rights to find and confront those whose continued existence is an insult to JESUS.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Look jennifer, just because you throw a hissy fit, it doesn't follow that Jesus gives up on you. You are incapable of having "an intelligent conversation with True Christians", so that can't be why you are here. There must be another reson.....

      Jesus Himself called you here, so try and act like a man for a change. Get on your knees for a GOOD reason this time; BEG Jesus to take over your degenerate life!
      Is this the reason why you havent banished me from here yet? I TRY to have an intellectual conversation, but all you seem capable of doing is insulting me. You want me to act like a man? I have been, but your most likely too terrified to see this fact. Most likely because you were beat so much that your logic was beaten out of you. Maybe another good beating will bring it back in.

      All this time I have been talking like a man, but you, my young jenny, have been acting like a child, using your Bible as a sheild from my logic and reason. I will never fall to my knees for ANYONE, not even Jesus himself. I will for God, but not for anyone else.

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      • Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

        Originally posted by TheConfusedOne View Post
        Ive been using the same shoes that I had since I was 12! They are STILL GOOD! I am not wasting any money here, lady! Also, I hardly even eat! I basically eat a simple sandwich in the morning and I live off of that all day! So dont be telling me what to do! And if I wish to save my money then that is what I desire to do! No amount of argumentative statements will ever change that! And if Jesus needs money THAT badly, then why doesnt he just create it himself? He did TEMPORARILY die for us and came back THREE days later! Im pretty sure he can make money appear from thin air!
        Yet you have the Internet. What is more important? Tithing to the Lord and eating or having access to filth (Landover is the only exception)?

        Tithing to the Lord will help you onto the path to Salvation and off the road to Hell, where you are now.
        The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
        Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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        • Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

          Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
          Yet you have the Internet. What is more important? Tithing to the Lord and eating or having access to filth (Landover is the only exception)?

          Tithing to the Lord will help you onto the path to Salvation and off the road to Hell, where you are now.
          Id rather have access to what you call 'filth.' Tell me, WHAT do you consider filth?

          And what Lord is it that you speak of? I merely know of one lord, and his 'name' is God.

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          • Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            There are a few of us who have permanent hunting permits....All year, any season, no limit.
            Originally posted by Pastor Al
            The public hunting season will be over for another year, but just as Vice-President Cheney has special rights to shoot down doubters of the President's policies all year 'round, so do we have permanent rights to find and confront those whose continued existence is an insult to JESUS.
            Yeah but you're more limited to hunting around the freehold area. Which means for me, no more caves, and no more big hairy spiders!
            (Speaking of which, you might be getting a special delivery at the church sometime soon)
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            • Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

              Originally posted by TheConfusedOne View Post
              Id rather have access to what you call 'filth.' Tell me, WHAT do you consider filth?
              All non-True Christian sites pretty much. Everyone knows the Internet is mostly porn and other sinful things.

              Originally posted by TheConfusedOne View Post
              And what Lord is it that you speak of? I merely know of one lord, and his 'name' is God.
              Can you really be so dense? I'm talking about God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. They are the Three in One. God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are all one and the same.
              The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
              Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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              • Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                [QUOTE=Jesus is Lord;7763]
                Originally posted by TheConfusedOne View Post
                Id rather have access to what you call 'filth.' Tell me, WHAT do you consider filth?[/qoute]
                All non-True Christian sites pretty much. Everyone knows the Internet is mostly porn and other sinful things.


                Can you really be so dense? I'm talking about God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. They are the Three in One. God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are all one and the same.
                Just like down at the Landover Supermarket BUT BETTER!

                You buy ONE you get TWO free!

                Sister Talitha

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                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  Yeah but you're more limited to hunting around the freehold area. Which means for me, no more caves, and no more big hairy spiders!
                  (Speaking of which, you might be getting a special delivery at the church sometime soon)
                  Ms. Von Heelclinker, I feel compelled to give you a no-point warning. Please capitalize Freehold in the future. Our Lord Jesus Christ is offended!

                  PS for the rest of you, where's the witch kills?
                  Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                  • Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                    Ms. Von Heelclinker, I feel compelled to give you a no-point warning. Please capitalize Freehold in the future. Our Lord Jesus Christ is offended!
                    A no-point warning for a no-point feminazi witch. That makes sense.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      A no-point warning for a no-point feminazi witch. That makes sense.
                      How?
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                      • Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        How?
                        I rest my case.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          How?
                          If I were you I'd be asking "how do I stop making the Baby Jesus cry" harlot. You get enough no point warnings there will be consequences. You do not want to be on Landover Secret Administrative Review. I know for a fact Pastor Al has a Church forum SMTE -72b on his desk with your name already penciled in on the top.

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                          • Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                            PS for the rest of you, where's the witch kills?
                            GLORY Mother G. I killed 2 this weekend. Pastor Zeke actually mortally wounded them, but he let me finish them off! He was in a very generous mood this weekend. He helped Tater execute a few too!

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                            • Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                              Well it is about that time now isn't it? I'm heading over to Papua New Guinea to start the hunt. My wife is scared that the secular authorities are catching on to the HELLyween disappearances. The local news blames them on some satanic cult which in turn turns more people to Christ. PRAISE!!! Over in Papua there are no restrictions on hunting wickers.. at least such laws aren't enforced. All I have to do is introduce something that will make everybody sick and they'll raise me to hero status for riding them of every witch within a 3 mile radius.

                              I'm gonna bag me a genuine head shrinker!!!!
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                              • Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                                What the heck! witch hunting I swear we are in the 21st century not the middle ages!
                                Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                                October is the High-Season for witch hunting and we have some important guidelines to discuss. Please print a copy of this bulletin to keep in the field.

                                SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

                                Oct 1-10 Archery and Muzzleloading combined event. NO LIMIT but you still need to provide genitals for proof of sex.

                                CONTEST: Fattest Witch, Ugliest Witch, Fattest&Ugliest Witch.

                                Oct 11-21 Rifle and Handguns, including automatic weapons and hand-thrown explosive devices. NO LIMIT but (if you can find them) please provide genitals for proof of sex.

                                CONTEST: Same as above.

                                Oct 22-31 ANYTHING GOES! All weapons and methods, NO LIMIT, NO RULES!

                                CONTEST: Most Creative Kill, Funniest Kill, Best Kill Photo.

                                PLEASE POST YOUR QUESTIONS/COMMENTS AND CONTEST ENTRIES ON THIS THREAD.

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