[TrueJuggaloMaMa]

Re: How to deal with non Christian Jehovah's witness door knocker

I had no idea these people were such a threat.

I actually work directly with 5 Jehovies, and I must say they are humble, well-dressed, pleasant, pretty young attractive females between the ages of 23 and 32.

Is there any special advice I should be hearing here!?!

I have nothing against thier beliefs and yes most are all the things you said.
But I have had experiences with very pushy witnesses.
They are not a threat in my eyes. But the pushy ones can be annoying. Of course that can be said of any religion.

[SisterJackrabbit]

Re: How to deal with non Christian Jehovah's witness door knocker

Hello all,

I am sure I am not the only one in this basket so I would like to hear good TRUE CHRISTIAN's thoughts on how to deal with door knocking Jehovah's?

I have tried everything from Throwing buckets of holy water on them, setting death traps with a Golden ticket to heaven as bait, employing Holy Hounds to do God's good work, and many other methods, but they always seem to get past these defenses and to my front door where they use their underhanded tactics to try convert me.

So how does the good LORD say we should deal with these Harbingers of Hell?

They stopped coming over when I told them that I was happy with my religion and did not need their further services, now they bug the hethens upstairs that like to stomp on the ceiling all night when I'm trying to program or write a bug report on the new distrobution of Ubuntu (linux)...

[True Disciple]

Re: How to deal with non Christian Jehovah's witness door knocker

I had no idea these people were such a threat.

They are not a threat in my eyes. But the pushy ones can be annoying. Of course that can be said of any religion.

I must agree with TrueJuggaloMaMa here. They aren't much of a threat, but it would be nice if they kept their stupid, hellish religion for themselves.