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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #61
    Re: What religion are you?

    Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
    I didn't say all of the were slaughtered, some were. And, The ways of the druids, perhaps not all of them, has been passed down.
    You are basing your life on a maybe? Friend, we Christians know for a fact what the history of religion is as well as any human intuition can be known.

    Now you want us to accept you are a TRUE Druid and ignore 1900 year interruption with only the murkiest of explanations of how your tradition was passed down. Ignore that during the medieval period there was a considerable, well documented effort by the Inquisition to eradicate residual paganism in Europe and none of the cults described bear any resemblance to Druidism as described by the ancients. Frankly you've got something on the level of the Priory of Sion, some nut jobs fantasy that you’ve got suckered into.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #62
      Re: What religion are you?

      Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
      No its a new Religion the gods of gameing guide our thumbs wile we play Video games.

      Read and be inlightend my brother http://churchofgaming.com/
      Nice, you worship your' joystick.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • SalvationSeeker
        True Christian™ Theologian
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2006
        • 3892

        #63
        Re: What religion are you?

        Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
        Sorry, can't give you names, faces, or addresses. Well, i could, but i don't want you to know where my mentor's live. And their mentor's. And those people's mentors. Now, the way of the druid's has been published-into books. The words were passed down from druid to druid, until one of them was smart enough to create some kind of form of document.
        BS!
        You've "learnt" it all on the internet, and there's no point in denying it, cause I KNOW you have.

        And even if you had learnt it from "mentors", they've only learnt it from mentor-to-mentor for a few years.. (And thus it's not even real druidism to bein with.)
        Modern "druidism" isn't old and anyone claiming differently is either a liar or an ignorant moron.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • stealtfc
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Jun 2007
          • 151

          #64
          Re: What religion are you?

          Wrong. Eventually, the mentors go back. And, around the time when "no one was around to mentor anyone", documents still existed! There has been findings, everywhere. Some druids, still survived, even if no one realized it. Most went underground, to hide themselves from being killed.

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          • The Jabba Master
            TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2007
            • 250

            #65
            Re: What religion are you?

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            Nice, you worship your' joystick.
            HAH No my Brother I Worship the Gods of Gameing
            Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
            Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
            Jedi respect all life, in any form.
            Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
            Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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            • Sister Noddy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2007
              • 1843

              #66
              Re: What religion are you?

              Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post

              HAH No my Brother I Worship the Gods of Gameing
              But they're not gods. And they are certainly not GOD.

              Okay, so you aren't interested in God. I'm not saying religion, I mean God.

              So what else to do with your time? Play games. But gameing is like role-playing, it's all a fantasy, and the rules keep changing. Remember that there is nothing in it you can really trust, and that there are no 'gods' guiding your fingers.

              Awhile ago I read something about this ever more rapid acceleration of digital technology; that if it keeps expanding at a furious pace, we are very soon approaching the event horizon of something called the Singularity.

              I'm not talking about the universe or cosmology; this singularity will be the mind of man plunging into an abyss of digital information so vast that the rules will no longer be predictable. Where will be then? What a scary thought.

              Last edited by Sister Noddy; 07-28-2007, 08:33 AM.
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #67
                Re: What religion are you?

                Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
                Sorry, can't give you names, faces, or addresses.
                Because they don't exist.
                Well, i could, but i don't want you to know where my mentor's live. And their mentor's. And those people's mentors. Now, the way of the druid's has been published-into books.
                I could publish a book on the mystical wisdom of the Ching-Chang-Chong cult, and thousands of morons exactly like you would probably buy it, but that wouldn't make it real, now would it?
                The words were passed down from druid to druid, until one of them was smart enough to create some kind of form of document.
                The Old Testament was first written hundreds of years before the birth of Christ. Are you telling me that the JEWS were smart enough to create "some kind of form of document" way back then, but the druids only discovered writing in 1968? They must be nearly as backwards as the Jabber Masher.
                Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
                Wrong. Eventually, the mentors go back.
                Correct. Eventually, their bodies go back into the ground, and their souls are called home to Judgement, and then GOD condemns them to eternal suffering as punishment for following a made-up demon cult.
                And, around the time when "no one was around to mentor anyone", documents still existed! There has been findings, everywhere.
                There have been findings of fossils. If the entire secular scientific community have not been able to force us to believe in the myth of evilution, do you really think you, on your own, will be able to get us to buy into your crackpot implausible Cthulu Cult nonsense?
                Some druids, still survived, even if no one realized it.
                Did they realise it?
                Most went underground, to hide themselves from being killed.
                So you're claiming they went underground, to hide themselves from being killed by the Christian Australian Vikings, but they still went around telling people their druid secrets, even though druidism carried a death sentence?
                Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                Awhile ago I read something about this ever more rapid acceleration of digital technology; that if it keeps expanding at a furious pace, we are very soon approaching the event horizon of something called the Singularity.

                I'm not talking about the universe or cosmology; this singularity will be the mind of man plunging into an abyss of digital information so vast that the rules will no longer be predictable. Where will be then? What a scary thought.
                You know what's a really scary thought? We will soon be approaching the event horizon of something called the Apocalypse, where Jesus will return and toss all those who follow false gods, whether they be bearded pro-homer cassock-wearing freaks like Yoda the Jedi or little green imaginary aliens like Archbishop Rowan Williams, into eternal hellfire. Better repent fast, girl!
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #68
                  Re: What religion are you?

                  Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                  So what else to do with your time? Play games. But gameing is like role-playing, it's all a fantasy, and the rules keep changing. Remember that there is nothing in it you can really trust, and that there are no 'gods' guiding your fingers.
                  Who Jabba?

                  He lives in his parents basement, eats cheerios out of the box, wears his ratty old bathrobe all day, watches Oprah and masturbates constantly. He reads comic books and watches Star Trek reruns and thinks they're real. He plays video games an average of 17 hours per day. He also spends hours squeezing his blackheads and only bathes on Saturdays, when he goes to Baskin-Robbins because a girl from his high school works there and he hopes she'll somehow notice him when he buys the smallest cone possible, bubble gum flavor. She never will. He wishes he was attracted to girls, but deep inside he wants to be Captain Kirk's personal cabin boy and have things....done to him.

                  He is so deluded that he will probably never learn to accept the temporary sacrifice the Jesus made.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • The Jabba Master
                    TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 250

                    #69
                    Re: What religion are you?

                    Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                    But they're not gods. And they are certainly not GOD.
                    GODS. Have you ever felt the pull tword a Gameing Mashiean? those are the Gods of gameing Guiding you to them the gods come in manny difrent forms and they welcome you

                    So what else to do with your time? Play games. But gameing is like role-playing, it's all a fantasy, and the rules keep changing.
                    and the bible and the Church isnt? Remember that they constently change the rules.
                    Remember that there is nothing in it you can really trust, and that there are no 'gods' guiding your fingers.
                    the same can be said about the bible

                    Awhile ago I read something about this ever more rapid acceleration of digital technology; that if it keeps expanding at a furious pace, we are very soon approaching the event horizon of something called the Singularity.

                    I'm not talking about the universe or cosmology; this singularity will be the mind of man plunging into an abyss of digital information so vast that the rules will no longer be predictable. Where will be then? What a scary thought.

                    and thats when we gamers will come together to form a fellowship to head to Arcadion
                    Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                    Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                    Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                    Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                    Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                    • Glendora Christianson
                      Spiritual Mother of LBC
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2329

                      #70
                      Re: What religion are you?

                      Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                      ...thats when we gamers will come together to form a fellowship to head to Arcadion
                      Perhaps you should investigate these games before you wind up impaled on Satan's single bedpost!
                      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                      • The Jabba Master
                        TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 250

                        #71
                        Re: What religion are you?

                        Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                        Perhaps you should investigate these games before you wind up impaled on Satan's single bedpost!
                        Wile those are Games They are not Games that Alow freethinking and thus they will not guid people to Arcadion.

                        if you would like to get close to Arcadion may i sugest a Final Fantasy Game or one of the Super Mario games
                        Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                        Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                        Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                        Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                        Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                        • Peter
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 279

                          #72
                          Re: What religion are you?

                          I am an atheist and I'm proud of it!

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #73
                            Re: What religion are you?

                            Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                            GODS. Have you ever felt the pull tword a Gameing Mashiean?
                            Have you ever typed a coherent sentence?
                            and the bible and the Church isnt? Remember that they constently change the rules. the same can be said about the bible
                            What part of:
                            Malachi 3:6 For I am the LORD, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.

                            James 1:17 Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.

                            Hebrews 13:8 Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.

                            do you not understand?
                            and thats when we gamers will come together to form a fellowship to head to Arcadion
                            Oh, so you're in one of those Jonestown suicide cults. Awesome.
                            Originally posted by Peter View Post
                            I am an atheist and I'm proud of it!
                            So you admit atheism's a religion?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Peter
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 279

                              #74
                              Re: What religion are you?

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

                              So you admit atheism's a religion?

                              Actually, it's not a religion because you don't have to pray or go to church and stuff like that.

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #75
                                Re: What religion are you?

                                Originally posted by Peter View Post
                                Actually, it's not a religion because you don't have to pray or go to church and stuff like that.
                                Neither do the Unitarians or the Boodhists. I see they've got you indoctrinated with that atheist dogma pretty good.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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