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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #91
    Re: What religion are you?

    Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
    The words were passed down from druid to druid, until one of them was smart enough to create some kind of form of document.
    Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
    Have you ever heard the term apprentices?I never said they didn't discover writing until 1968. That year you pulled out of your ass, BT.
    Alright then, if it wasn't 1968, then what year did druids discover writing? 1972? 1984? 1998?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #92
      Re: What religion are you?

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      Alright then, if it wasn't 1968, then what year did druids discover writing? 1972? 1984? 1998?
      I was going to say 1968 too. Wasn't it during that "summer of love" nonsense?

      Isn't "druid" just another word for "filthy hippie"?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • stealtfc
        Foul Sinner on Moderation
        • Jun 2007
        • 151

        #93
        Re: What religion are you?

        no, and no. Druids could write, when everyone else could. If you have to memorize it, you aren't going to forget it though, are you? If it's written down, you can just look it up. If you already know it, you don't have to bother.

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #94
          Re: What religion are you?

          Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
          no, and no. Druids could write, when everyone else could. If you have to memorize it, you aren't going to forget it though, are you? If it's written down, you can just look it up. If you already know it, you don't have to bother.
          Do you druids practise trepanning? Because I think the operation might have gone a bit wrong in your case. Are you seriously claiming that no-one has ever forgotten something they've memorised?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • stealtfc
            Foul Sinner on Moderation
            • Jun 2007
            • 151

            #95
            Re: What religion are you?

            That is why the apprenticeships took years. Once they know all of it inside and out, as long as they practice it, they will remember.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #96
              Re: What religion are you?

              Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
              And thats were my expearence with the force Comes in its the same thing just on the Digatal Relm infact one could say there are thousends of Relms that are apart of us all
              So you came to the conclusion The Force as described in Star Wars is real. I assume that was from using cheat codes.

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              • The Jabba Master
                TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2007
                • 250

                #97
                Re: What religion are you?

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                So you came to the conclusion The Force as described in Star Wars is real. I assume that was from using cheat codes.
                Only a Cowerd uses Cheat Codes to acomplish something i work hard to conect myself with the force
                Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                • Joo
                  International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                  Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 831

                  #98
                  Re: What religion are you?

                  Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                  Only a Cowerd uses Cheat Codes to acomplish something i work hard to conect myself with the force
                  Ha! I didn't know RL had cheat codes...

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                  • The Jabba Master
                    TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 250

                    #99
                    Re: What religion are you?

                    Originally posted by Joo View Post
                    Ha! I didn't know RL had cheat codes...
                    ofcorce there are what do you think it is when some one who dosent deserves a Pramotion gets one? Cheat Codes
                    Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                    Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                    Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                    Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                    Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                    • Joo
                      International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 831

                      #100
                      Re: What religion are you?

                      Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                      ofcorce there are what do you think it is when some one who dosent deserves a Pramotion gets one? Cheat Codes
                      I tend to call that bad luck.

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                      • The Jabba Master
                        TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 250

                        #101
                        Re: What religion are you?

                        Originally posted by Joo View Post
                        I tend to call that bad luck.
                        In my expearence theres no such thing as luck...
                        Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                        Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                        Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                        Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                        Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                        • Homertard
                          Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 668

                          #102
                          Re: What religion are you?

                          Good against remotes is one thing. Good against the living is something else.

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                          • SalvationSeeker
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3892

                            #103
                            Re: What religion are you?

                            Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                            In my expearence theres no such thing as luck...
                            You're right. There is no luck, only Jesus.
                            And if Jesus is pissed with you (and He is), then you're in for a whole load of "bad luck".
                            That's why you don't amount to anything in anything except computer games:
                            Because Jesus hates you and won't let you succeed at anything important until you've accepted HIM.
                            Praise!
                            Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 07-29-2007, 10:52 PM.
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                            • The Jabba Master
                              TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 250

                              #104
                              Re: What religion are you?

                              Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                              Good against remotes is one thing. Good against the living is something else.
                              and that is why the force Guids our Blades to help defend ourselfs and others
                              Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                              Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                              Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                              Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                              Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #105
                                Re: What religion are you?

                                Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                                and that is why the force Guids our Blades to help defend ourselfs and others
                                Boy, that cardboard tube you keep hitting the dog with isn't a "blade".

                                You get more pathetic with each post. I think you might make a good Christian someday.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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