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  • curiousjeff
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    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2010
    • 1

    #1

    Are jews gonna go to heaven

    hey im curious are jews gonna go to heaven because my mom said that jews are evil and they worship the devil
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22895

    #2
    Re: Are jews gonna go to heaven

    Only those who accept Christ as their leader go to Heaven. Do joos accept Christ as their leader?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2241

      #3
      Re: Are jews gonna go to heaven

      Originally posted by curiousjeff View Post
      hey im curious are jews gonna go to heaven because my mom said that jews are evil and they worship the devil

      Jews temporarily murdered Christ.

      Imagine how PO'd He must be!!

      Jews are not going to heaven.


      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Are jews gonna go to heaven

        Do Jews even believe in heaven?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Nurse Clampett
          Jesus's Favorite Nurse
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 974

          #5
          Re: Are jews gonna go to heaven

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          Do Jews even believe in heaven?
          If they do I'm sure they think it's a bank.
          Luke 5:31
          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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          • Sister Kitty
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2010
            • 857

            #6
            Re: Are jews gonna go to heaven

            The Jews have Israel, why would they need Heaven too?
            Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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            • Aformerbaptist
              Unsaved trash
              • Mar 2010
              • 90

              #7
              Re: Are jews gonna go to heaven

              yes Judaism believes in a heaven. jesus was a jew and probably not white considering he lived close to the middle east. shocker i know.

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              • David Shinick
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                • Mar 2010
                • 10

                #8
                Re: Are jews gonna go to heaven

                Jews will spend eternity in hell for their sins. Only the saved shall step forth onto Heaven itself.
                God hates queers!

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22895

                  #9
                  Re: Are jews gonna go to heaven

                  Originally posted by Aformerbaptist View Post
                  yes Judaism believes in a heaven. jesus was a jew and probably not white considering he lived close to the middle east. shocker i know.
                  I am considering making THIS a permanent notice.

                  If I had a dollar for every time some retard claimed Jesus was a Joo or not white, I'd be an even richer man.

                  Oh, and Jews can believe in Heaven all they want, (a) believing in heaven doesn't mean you'll get there and (b) believing in something doesn't make it true.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • GOD=life
                    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 3263

                    #10
                    Re: Are jews gonna go to heaven

                    Originally posted by Aformerbaptist View Post
                    jesus was a jew
                    Prove it. Even without going through the conclusive evidence that Brother Bathfire linked to, a simple logical analysis would suffice:

                    Fact #1: jews do not encourage the killing of other jews
                    Fact #2: jews went out of their way to have Jesus Christ killed

                    Ergo: it's logical impossible that jews saw Jesus Christ as one of their own -- Jesus Christ certainly did not see Himself as a joo.

                    Originally posted by Aformerbaptist View Post
                    and probably not white considering he lived close to the middle east.
                    Using your logic, we could "prove" that there are no negroes living in the USA.

                    Jesus Christ is the Son of God. You would expect God to be able to exercise some control over the skin color of His own Son, right? What you have in the back of your mind is that Jesus Christ was a mere mortal, son of other mortals.

                    Secondly, what's the color of a light when you turn the light on? Is it black? Is it brown? Is it olive? No, it's white. (note: only if you use LED lights as incandescent bulbs tend to a more yellowish tint, but you get the idea)
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22
                    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197

                      #11
                      Re: Are jews gonna go to heaven

                      Jews don't believe in heaven, they believe in reincarnation: http://judaism.about.com/library/3_a...ncarnation.htm

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #12
                        Re: Are jews gonna go to heaven

                        Jews will not go to Heaven because there is no money there to grub.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Aformerbaptist
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                          • Mar 2010
                          • 90

                          #13
                          Re: Are jews gonna go to heaven

                          was jesus christian? did he believe in himself? actually christianity arose some time in the 4th century C.E. and damn y'all are racist. haha i guess it just come with being ignorant

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                          • BelieverInGod
                            Fourm Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9269

                            #14
                            Re: Are jews gonna go to heaven

                            Originally posted by Aformerbaptist View Post
                            was jesus christian? did he believe in himself? actually christianity arose some time in the 4th century C.E. and damn y'all are racist. haha i guess it just come with being ignorant
                            You keep jumping from post to post calling all of us ignorant. Instead of changing subjects could you please answer some of the questions given to you.

                            Are you an atheist because you have proof there's no God? Or are you an atheist because it makes your Baptist parents cry?
                            Drama queen

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                            • Nurse Clampett
                              Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 974

                              #15
                              Re: Are jews gonna go to heaven

                              Originally posted by Aformerbaptist View Post
                              haha i guess it just come with being ignorant
                              I'm sorry you're an ignorant ass. When calling others ignorant it's probably best to use proper grammar.
                              You need Jesus and THIS SITE.
                              Luke 5:31
                              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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