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    Question?

    First off let me say, I am legitimately asking a question. If i get banned, or this post deleted I will take it as you guys simply can't answer my question, and I am correct.

    Ok, I smoke weed.(A plant Jesus made, and told us to use) I masturbate multiple times a day. Use "bad" curse words. I have friends of all races and religions. I have no problems with any of this. I enjoy masturbating and smoking weed. Neither of these hurt me, nor are addictive.

    I believe prayer has a placebo effect. (If you don't know what that means, look it up) I am agnostic. I don't really know what to believe. I went to a strongly christian school for 5 years of my life. I was forcing learning about this stuff upon myself. After I left, I still forced it upon myself because I was taught my whole life that if i don't believe in it I will go to hell. I finally gave up on that, and am content on my decision. I never felt religion helped me in any way.

    THere you have it, I have seen both sides of this and chose the other one. Prove me wrong on any of this. Try to change my religion.
  • Nurse Clampett
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    Originally posted by Questions? View Post
    First off let me say, I am legitimately asking a question. If i get banned, or this post deleted I will take it as you guys simply can't answer my question, and I am correct.

    Ok, I smoke weed.(A plant Jesus made, and told us to use) I masturbate multiple times a day. Use "bad" curse words. I have friends of all races and religions. I have no problems with any of this. I enjoy masturbating and smoking weed. Neither of these hurt me, nor are addictive.

    I believe prayer has a placebo effect. (If you don't know what that means, look it up) I am agnostic. I don't really know what to believe. I went to a strongly christian school for 5 years of my life. I was forcing learning about this stuff upon myself. After I left, I still forced it upon myself because I was taught my whole life that if i don't believe in it I will go to hell. I finally gave up on that, and am content on my decision. I never felt religion helped me in any way.

    THere you have it, I have seen both sides of this and chose the other one. Prove me wrong on any of this. Try to change my religion.
    Please cite chapter and verse where Jesus tells you to smoke weed.
    Luke 5:31
    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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      "The Lord said unto me, 'I will take my rest and I will consider in my dwelling place like a clear heat upon herbs.' " -- Isaiah 18:4-5

      Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of all the earth.…To you it will be... And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. (Genesis 1:29-31).

      It doesn't specifically say Marijuana, but it is an herb.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
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        Re: Question?

        Originally posted by Questions? View Post
        First off let me say, I am legitimately asking a question. If i get banned, or this post deleted I will take it as you guys simply can't answer my question, and I am correct.

        Ok, I smoke weed.(A plant Jesus made, and told us to use) I masturbate multiple times a day. Use "bad" curse words. I have friends of all races and religions. I have no problems with any of this. I enjoy masturbating and smoking weed. Neither of these hurt me, nor are addictive.

        I believe prayer has a placebo effect. (If you don't know what that means, look it up) I am agnostic. I don't really know what to believe. I went to a strongly christian school for 5 years of my life. I was forcing learning about this stuff upon myself. After I left, I still forced it upon myself because I was taught my whole life that if i don't believe in it I will go to hell. I finally gave up on that, and am content on my decision. I never felt religion helped me in any way.

        THere you have it, I have seen both sides of this and chose the other one. Prove me wrong on any of this. Try to change my religion.
        Son, you are the single best advert against "weed" I have ever seen!

        You take the prize and no one's going to beat you. Read the bit in red - now look for your question...

        Yeah, that's right, you forgot to ask it... Case closed.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          Also, sorry if this is in the wrong section.

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            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Son, you are the single best advert against "weed" I have ever seen!

            You take the prize and no one's going to beat you. Read the bit in red - now look for your question...

            Yeah, that's right, you forgot to ask it... Case closed.
            Sorry there's no legitimate questions. o_0 You can clearly see what I want you to answer my "questions" with though.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
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              No, you simply ranted without Biblical references
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • BelieverInGod
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                God put lots of things on this earth that aren't good for us. Just because you can smoke it, doesn't mean you should.

                Really, the same argument has been brought up over and over again. Does the search function not work for you? or are you too stoned to find it?
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                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  God put lots of things on this earth that aren't good for us. Just because you can smoke it, doesn't mean you should.

                  Really, the same argument has been brought up over and over again. Does the search function not work for you? or are you too stoned to find it?
                  I haven't been stoned in months, I just wanted to see if anyone had a valid argument against it. And, I have 2 bible verses about what I talked about the bible with.

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                  • GOD=life
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                    Originally posted by Questions? View Post
                    If i get banned, or this post deleted I will take it as you guys simply can't answer my question, and I am correct.
                    The reason you expect to be banned is because you coordinated a troll attack with others who already got banned for trolling. Be honest, OK?

                    Originally posted by Questions? View Post
                    Neither of these hurt me, nor are addictive.
                    So? If you defecate on a Bible and set it on fire while screaming "I HATE GOD", you will not be hurt either. Not until after you die.

                    God will judge you after you die. That's when you'll go "oops". But before you die, you can go through life doing all those things and live what appears to be a decent life.

                    Originally posted by Questions? View Post
                    (If you don't know what that means, look it up)
                    Don't patronize me.

                    Originally posted by Questions? View Post
                    I am agnostic. I don't really know what to believe.
                    The PAP or TAP kind? Where do you rank (if at all) on the scale presented by Richard Dawkins going from believing 100% to believing 0% in God's existence?

                    It appears you didn't really study your own position very well...

                    Originally posted by Questions? View Post
                    I went to a strongly christian school for 5 years of my life.
                    Which denomination? Which Bible did they use? You do realize there are at least a dozen different denominations that each call themselves Christian, yet have diametrically opposed points of view, right?

                    You may have encountered people who called themselves "Christian" and yet find us True Christian in complete agreement that they are going to Hell.

                    It's a little more complicated, friend. (oh, and in case you're wondering: I'm not being sarcastic with the word "friend". I really feel no antipathy towards you whatsoever)

                    Originally posted by Questions? View Post
                    I never felt religion helped me in any way.
                    Guess what? You are 100% correct! Surprised?

                    Religion cannot help in any way. The only one who can help is God. The only one who can help you are you yourself by turning to God and reading the KJV 1611 Bible.

                    Originally posted by Questions? View Post
                    Try to change my religion.
                    Sorry, but it's not within my power to change people's religion. I can merely explain what True Christians are about and take away misconceptions surrounding your earlier experiences.
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22
                    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • Nurse Clampett
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                      Originally posted by Questions? View Post
                      "The Lord said unto me, 'I will take my rest and I will consider in my dwelling place like a clear heat upon herbs.' " -- Isaiah 18:4-5

                      Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of all the earth.…To you it will be... And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. (Genesis 1:29-31).

                      It doesn't specifically say Marijuana, but it is an herb.
                      Would you like to get stoned? Really stoned?

                      Deut.21
                      [20] And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
                      [21] And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
                      Luke 5:31
                      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                      • BelieverInGod
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                        Originally posted by Questions? View Post
                        I haven't been stoned in months, I just wanted to see if anyone had a valid argument against it. And, I have 2 bible verses about what I talked about the bible with.
                        The Bible verses you quoted talk about herbs, as in vegetables. Are you really going to say that pot and parsley are the same thing? If so, why don't you smoke parsley? It's legal.
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                          Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                          The reason you expect to be banned is because you coordinated a troll attack with others who already got banned for trolling. Be honest, OK?


                          So? If you defecate on a Bible and set it on fire while screaming "I HATE GOD", you will not be hurt either. Not until after you die.

                          God will judge you after you die. That's when you'll go "oops". But before you die, you can go through life doing all those things and live what appears to be a decent life.


                          Don't patronize me.


                          The PAP or TAP kind? Where do you rank (if at all) on the scale presented by Richard Dawkins going from believing 100% to believing 0% in God's existence?

                          It appears you didn't really study your own position very well...


                          Which denomination? Which Bible did they use? You do realize there are at least a dozen different denominations that each call themselves Christian, yet have diametrically opposed points of view, right?

                          You may have encountered people who called themselves "Christian" and yet find us True Christian in complete agreement that they are going to Hell.

                          It's a little more complicated, friend. (oh, and in case you're wondering: I'm not being sarcastic with the word "friend". I really feel no antipathy towards you whatsoever)


                          Guess what? You are 100% correct! Surprised?

                          Religion cannot help in any way. The only one who can help is God. The only one who can help you are you yourself by turning to God and reading the KJV 1611 Bible.


                          Sorry, but it's not within my power to change people's religion. I can merely explain what True Christians are about and take away misconceptions surrounding your earlier experiences.
                          A small part of this is a troll haha. But thank you God= life for that post, I was looking for something like that. One more question I want to ask but didn't earlier because I didn't want to come off as a complete troll.

                          Why are baptists against so many other religions? If you believe in yours, thats cool. But you have their side of the story and you have yours. Neither can be proven. Your version of the bible can't be proved it's the right one. neither can a Catholics. My point is why are you so hateful towards other religions? I do believe we should all coexist together.

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                            Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                            Would you like to get stoned? Really stoned?

                            Deut.21
                            [20] And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
                            [21] And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
                            No, I've never been completely stoned. I just like to get comfortably high. Like to enhance music, food, and life in general.

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                            • Nobar King
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                              Originally posted by Questions? View Post
                              Why are baptists against so many other religions? If you believe in yours, thats cool. But you have their side of the story and you have yours. Neither can be proven. Your version of the bible can't be proved it's the right one. neither can a Catholics. My point is why are you so hateful towards other religions? I do believe we should all coexist together.
                              Why don't you start by asking the islamofascists why they hate Americans and Jews and Christians and want to destroy us all, and then when you have an answer, come back here and we'll talk about it.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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