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What a bunch of DOPES! No wonder Egypt is such a dump these days, their ancestors thought that all you had to do was bury a DOOR with a mummy and the mummy could just walk into Heaven! 
There is more about these ancient idiots here.
Talk about ridiculous! As True Christians™, we all know that being Saved isn't about imaginary doors to Heaven, it's about believing in Jesus and His temporary sacrifice! The truth about eternity with God has nothing to do with doors, it has to do with Faith and Salvation!
I guess I really shouldn't expect much from an ancient people who believed in a bunch of animal-headed gods. Compared to that, a fairy tail about a Magic Door seems to make perfect sense!
There is more about these ancient idiots here.
Archaeologists have unearthed a 3,500-year-old door to the afterlife from the tomb of a high-ranking Egyptian official near Karnak temple in Luxor, the Egyptian antiquities authority said Monday.
These recessed niches found in nearly all ancient Egyptian tombs were meant to take the spirits of the dead to and from the afterworld. The nearly six-foot- tall (1.75 meters) slab of pink granite was covered with religious texts.
These recessed niches found in nearly all ancient Egyptian tombs were meant to take the spirits of the dead to and from the afterworld. The nearly six-foot- tall (1.75 meters) slab of pink granite was covered with religious texts.
I guess I really shouldn't expect much from an ancient people who believed in a bunch of animal-headed gods. Compared to that, a fairy tail about a Magic Door seems to make perfect sense!
Mr.Portway, them hollywood mummys always look like they be real 
when he rosed from the deads. nows it not says in the bibles what he schmelled like, 
an schmelly like
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