Atheists won't admit it, but they too worship a trinity. (Actually they have four gods if you count satan, but this will focus on the other three.)
The atheist trinity is:
Richard 'The Father' Dawkins:

Christopher 'The Son' Hitchens:

Carl 'The Holy Ghost' Sagan:

Each one of these men (controlled by the armies of darkness) have contributed to the rapid spread of atheism, skepticism, "science," and thinking that have led us to where we are now.
The findings of my research (which will hopefully soon be published in a book) will shock and offend you to no end, so if you a True Christian, keep reading.
We shall begin our descent with Richard Dawkins.
Richard Dawkins is an evolutionary biologist whose lifelong hatred for CHRIST has cemented his place in fire everlasting. (Unless he has a deathbed conversion that has saved the lives of more than a few prominent atheists including Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin.)
These are some of his teachings:
So apparently now our belief that homosexuals should be stoned to death at the city limits is "lethally dangerous nonsense." Thanks, atheists.
I am proud to say that I have not evolved in the slightest.
I am very happy to be ignorant of both.
Dawkins has written a number of books, none of which should be read. Books like "The God Delusion," and "The Selfish Gene," and "The Blind Watchmaker." I urge all churches to take up donations to purchase these books for burning!
I renounce Richard Dawkins!
But what about his sidekick, Christopher Hitchens?
Chris Hitchens is a liberal journalist and political activist for satan. He, like all militant atheists, has written a bunch of books just to get your money, and do his master's will. His books include "God is not Great," a hateful attack on the One TRUE GOD.
Here's what Hitchens has to say:
Apparently he does not understand that when one gives one's life to JESUS CHRIST, you give it all.
Another attack on fundamentalist Christians just because we are the world's only persecuted majority.
I'd like to see him stick to testable, observable facts when discussing GOD's miraculous creations.
I renounce Christopher Hitchens!
Finally, what about the man who did so much to force science into the homes of innocent American families, Carl Sagan?
Carl Sagan was an astrophysicist, astronomer and GOD-hater.
His books include "The Demon Haunted World," "The Varieties of Scientific Experience," and "The Dragons of Eden." Evil, evil, evil!
When he wasn't wasting tax money sending probes to outerspace and distant planets, he was complaining about religion and the blissful peace of mind it brings.
Sagan's teachings:
I'll say that the only education the masses needs comes from a church school! (Or homeschool.)
Clearly, Sagan's attempts at divination proved to be wrong, as more and more people have turned away from mysticism and pseudoscience to the light of fundamentalist Christianity, praise JESUS!
Fortunately for me, I don't cling to a delusion but to the actual rock of JESUS CHRIST!
I renounce Carl Sagan!
Please, join me today in renouncing the Atheist Trinity!
The atheist trinity is:
Richard 'The Father' Dawkins:

Christopher 'The Son' Hitchens:

Carl 'The Holy Ghost' Sagan:

Each one of these men (controlled by the armies of darkness) have contributed to the rapid spread of atheism, skepticism, "science," and thinking that have led us to where we are now.
The findings of my research (which will hopefully soon be published in a book) will shock and offend you to no end, so if you a True Christian, keep reading.
We shall begin our descent with Richard Dawkins.
Richard Dawkins is an evolutionary biologist whose lifelong hatred for CHRIST has cemented his place in fire everlasting. (Unless he has a deathbed conversion that has saved the lives of more than a few prominent atheists including Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin.)
These are some of his teachings:
Revealed faith is not harmless nonsense, it can be lethally dangerous nonsense. Dangerous because it gives people unshakeable confidence in their own righteousness.
We admit that we are like apes, but we seldom realise that we are apes.
It has become almost a cliché to remark that nobody boasts of ignorance of literature, but it is socially acceptable to boast ignorance of science.
Dawkins has written a number of books, none of which should be read. Books like "The God Delusion," and "The Selfish Gene," and "The Blind Watchmaker." I urge all churches to take up donations to purchase these books for burning!
I renounce Richard Dawkins!
But what about his sidekick, Christopher Hitchens?
Chris Hitchens is a liberal journalist and political activist for satan. He, like all militant atheists, has written a bunch of books just to get your money, and do his master's will. His books include "God is not Great," a hateful attack on the One TRUE GOD.
Here's what Hitchens has to say:
Faith is the surrender of the mind...
That most risky and volatile of all things—a self-pitying majority.
Our prefrontal lobes are too small while our adrenal glands are too big.
I renounce Christopher Hitchens!
Finally, what about the man who did so much to force science into the homes of innocent American families, Carl Sagan?
Carl Sagan was an astrophysicist, astronomer and GOD-hater.
His books include "The Demon Haunted World," "The Varieties of Scientific Experience," and "The Dragons of Eden." Evil, evil, evil!
When he wasn't wasting tax money sending probes to outerspace and distant planets, he was complaining about religion and the blissful peace of mind it brings.
Sagan's teachings:
Our species needs, and deserves, a citizenry with minds wide awake and a basic understanding of how the world works.
I worry that, especially as the Millennium edges nearer, pseudo-science and superstition will seem year by year more tempting, the siren song of unreason more sonorous and attractive.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
I renounce Carl Sagan!
Please, join me today in renouncing the Atheist Trinity!
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