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  • Bob4God
    Moderator
    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
    Hands folded for Jesus
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #1

    Renouncing the Atheist Trinity!

    Atheists won't admit it, but they too worship a trinity. (Actually they have four gods if you count satan, but this will focus on the other three.)

    The atheist trinity is:

    Richard 'The Father' Dawkins:



    Christopher 'The Son' Hitchens:



    Carl 'The Holy Ghost' Sagan:



    Each one of these men (controlled by the armies of darkness) have contributed to the rapid spread of atheism, skepticism, "science," and thinking that have led us to where we are now.

    The findings of my research (which will hopefully soon be published in a book) will shock and offend you to no end, so if you a True Christian, keep reading.

    We shall begin our descent with Richard Dawkins.

    Richard Dawkins is an evolutionary biologist whose lifelong hatred for CHRIST has cemented his place in fire everlasting. (Unless he has a deathbed conversion that has saved the lives of more than a few prominent atheists including Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin.)

    These are some of his teachings:

    Revealed faith is not harmless nonsense, it can be lethally dangerous nonsense. Dangerous because it gives people unshakeable confidence in their own righteousness.
    So apparently now our belief that homosexuals should be stoned to death at the city limits is "lethally dangerous nonsense." Thanks, atheists.

    We admit that we are like apes, but we seldom realise that we are apes.
    I am proud to say that I have not evolved in the slightest.

    It has become almost a cliché to remark that nobody boasts of ignorance of literature, but it is socially acceptable to boast ignorance of science.
    I am very happy to be ignorant of both.

    Dawkins has written a number of books, none of which should be read. Books like "The God Delusion," and "The Selfish Gene," and "The Blind Watchmaker." I urge all churches to take up donations to purchase these books for burning!

    I renounce Richard Dawkins!

    But what about his sidekick, Christopher Hitchens?

    Chris Hitchens is a liberal journalist and political activist for satan. He, like all militant atheists, has written a bunch of books just to get your money, and do his master's will. His books include "God is not Great," a hateful attack on the One TRUE GOD.

    Here's what Hitchens has to say:

    Faith is the surrender of the mind...
    Apparently he does not understand that when one gives one's life to JESUS CHRIST, you give it all.

    That most risky and volatile of all things—a self-pitying majority.
    Another attack on fundamentalist Christians just because we are the world's only persecuted majority.

    Our prefrontal lobes are too small while our adrenal glands are too big.
    I'd like to see him stick to testable, observable facts when discussing GOD's miraculous creations.

    I renounce Christopher Hitchens!

    Finally, what about the man who did so much to force science into the homes of innocent American families, Carl Sagan?

    Carl Sagan was an astrophysicist, astronomer and GOD-hater.

    His books include "The Demon Haunted World," "The Varieties of Scientific Experience," and "The Dragons of Eden." Evil, evil, evil!

    When he wasn't wasting tax money sending probes to outerspace and distant planets, he was complaining about religion and the blissful peace of mind it brings.

    Sagan's teachings:

    Our species needs, and deserves, a citizenry with minds wide awake and a basic understanding of how the world works.
    I'll say that the only education the masses needs comes from a church school! (Or homeschool.)

    I worry that, especially as the Millennium edges nearer, pseudo-science and superstition will seem year by year more tempting, the siren song of unreason more sonorous and attractive.
    Clearly, Sagan's attempts at divination proved to be wrong, as more and more people have turned away from mysticism and pseudoscience to the light of fundamentalist Christianity, praise JESUS!

    For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
    Fortunately for me, I don't cling to a delusion but to the actual rock of JESUS CHRIST!

    I renounce Carl Sagan!

    Please, join me today in renouncing the Atheist Trinity!
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  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #2
    Re: Renouncing the Atheist Trinity!

    I took particular pleasure in renouncing Sagan, as doing so was to commit the atheist version of the Unforgivable Sin. As Sagan was forever sticking his nose into outer space, I like to think that the LORD has sent him to a very special Hell -- the centre of the sun. Whilst blistering and writhing in agony, Sagan will be able to witness first-hand the miracle of GOD's hellishly hot handiwork. Glory!
    True Christians are Perfect!

    Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

    Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

    For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Renouncing the Atheist Trinity!

      Brother B4G, reading this makes it so clear . . . those atheists really just hate God, that's why they want us to turn our backs on Him!
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #4
        Re: Renouncing the Atheist Trinity!

        The first two are well-known drunks, and the last one is a dead marijuana addict. That should tell you something right there.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: Renouncing the Atheist Trinity!

          Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
          I took particular pleasure in renouncing Sagan, as doing so was to commit the atheist version of the Unforgivable Sin. As Sagan was forever sticking his nose into outer space, I like to think that the LORD has sent him to a very special Hell -- the centre of the sun. Whilst blistering and writhing in agony, Sagan will be able to witness first-hand the miracle of GOD's hellishly hot handiwork. Glory!
          Godly words Mrs Rogers, even from a woman. Sagan deserves to be stuck were the sun don't shine after all his talk of probing black holes and deep space probes to Uranus.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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