[hellion]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

[QUOTE=Enobarbus;19311]

"Attic" as a metaphor for the human head is commonplace and obvious. "An empty attic", "nothing in the attic", and so on are ways of indicating that someone is not so quick. "Bats in the belfry", and 1001 other references to roofs and topmost parts of buildings minus this and that are also common ways of indicating that some one is a dullard.
Sorry. Those metaphors are WAY out of date, atleast in my generation. Maybe you just need to catch up with the times.

Your hoping for a literal guy in your literal attic is understandable, and your rushing up to find out, despite the fact he may have been an axe murderer is also understandable. But you really shouldn't let your desperation for a man show so clearly: that is one of the things that will drive them away and is contributing to the fact that you are now over 18 and never had a boyfreind.
Actually I was sent up there to kill him. I wasn't going to, but I brought a knife and two friends up with me, just incase he was up there and did try to attack me. And I have had a boyfriend. Three, to be precise.

And your fantasies about Pastor Pistle stalking you are very much wishful thinking, make no mistake about it. Pastor Pistle can do a little bit better than an uneducated little trollop like yourself -- and that must be the understatement of the decade.

Eww...I meant stalking like he was trying to kill me or something. I've heard what you 'christians' do to people, running them over and all...

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

Well, if I can't hit you, then I'll grab a gun and shoot your penis off.

Your determination to remain a virgin has been duly noted; why not pledge your purity to Jesus instead? Much more ladylike than threatening the members of our members.

[Enobarbus]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

[QUOTE=hellion;19306]

Only you would relate an attic to a human head. But thank Buddha it was just a joke, I thought you were stalking me!

"Attic" as a metaphor for the human head is commonplace and obvious. "An empty attic", "nothing in the attic", and so on are ways of indicating that someone is not so quick. "Bats in the belfry", and 1001 other references to roofs and topmost parts of buildings minus this and that are also common ways of indicating that some one is a dullard.

Your hoping for a literal guy in your literal attic is understandable, and your rushing up to find out, despite the fact he may have been an axe murderer is also understandable. But you really shouldn't let your desperation for a man show so clearly: that is one of the things that will drive them away and is contributing to the fact that you are now over 18 and never had a boyfreind.

And your fantasies about Pastor Pistle stalking you are very much wishful thinking, make no mistake about it. Pastor Pistle can do a little bit better than an uneducated little trollop like yourself -- and that must be the understatement of the decade.

[hellion]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

It's so much more fun to hit someone who doesn't want to be hit. PRAISE JESUS!!!

Also... if you are able to hit back, the man who hits you needs to start working out a little more.

You should learn your place though, so he doesn't HAVE to hit you.

YIC
V

Well, if I can't hit you, then I'll grab a gun and shoot your penis off. And I've seen average sized women take down pretty big guys. See, there's these new fighting techniques called martial arts. They help smaller people defend themselves against neanderthalls like you. And women can always kick you in the goodies, that's been proven quite effective.

[hellion]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

[QUOTE=Pastor Al E Pistle;18938]

Attic=head
empty=no brains
not getting the joke=priceless

Only you would relate an attic to a human head. But thank Buddha it was just a joke, I thought you were stalking me!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

[quote=hellion;18936]

How would you know?

Attic=head
empty=no brains
not getting the joke=priceless

[hellion]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

[QUOTE=Pastor Ezekiel;17760]

FOOLISH WOMAN! If you believe in satan, then you also believe in God!

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

You have chosen the wrong side, and so you can expect God's anger to be reflected in your eternal damnation. You won't need to worry about God sending you up into the attic as a practical joke. No siree bob....

Well, I have to admit, that joke was pretty funny. And it kept me entertained. I think I still like Satan better. He has a better sense of humor and he lent me a dollar!

[hellion]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

[QUOTE=Pastor Al E Pistle;17753]

You should have just asked me. I can assure you that your attic is completely empty.

How would you know?

[Brother Temperance]

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your poetry sucks.

You have been assigned fresh new warning points for lying. And I'd like to see you write better poetry.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

Such vile language makes Jesus sad.... Poetry is indeed beautiful if it is for Jesus, no matter the rhyming scheme and beat! Indeed, the entirety of the Psalms is music to His ears, as is any form of worship (and, of course, the weeping and gnashing of teeth of the damned).

[hellion]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

Young lady, regarding "possession";
I am sorry you've not had a Baptist for a husband.

I feel rather kindly towards you.
Mrs. Peter, though, does not.





Between a sock and wringer
Peter

your poetry sucks.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

<snick>I've never been possessed<snock>

Young lady, regarding "possession";
I am sorry you've not had a Baptist for a husband.

I feel rather kindly towards you.
Mrs. Peter, though, does not.





Between a sock and wringer
Peter

[Brother Temperance]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

Yeah...I don't do drugs and I've never been possessed.

So if it's not chemicals and it's not demons, then what the hell is wrong with you?

[hellion]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

It commands us not to suffer witches to live. That is a direct order. And if we don't put the unrighteous to death, who will?
Translation: I am full of marijuana, and possessed by a demon.

Yeah...I don't do drugs and I've never been possessed.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

[QUOTE=hellion;17745]

I know I'm supposed to be Atheist, but certain events have led me to believe in your fantasy world about god. Although I still believe the bible's full of shit, I do believe in Satan. And I think he's a pretty cool guy. I talked to him via Ouija board and he convinced me there was a guy up in my attic. So I went to check it out and there was no one up there! I was mad. Then he started laughing at me. I got to admit, it was a clever hoax. Point so being, I don't think Satan's as bad as you put him out to be.

FOOLISH WOMAN! If you believe in satan, then you also believe in God!

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

You have chosen the wrong side, and so you can expect God's anger to be reflected in your eternal damnation. You won't need to worry about God sending you up into the attic as a practical joke. No siree bob....