[SUV]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

It's like bowing to a bag of Fritos

Before I became $avED, I had a Black Cat (here, I'm referencing the feline) who smelt just like stale corn chips.

And now you are talking about a "bag of Fritos." I cannot Believe that it is all simply "coincidence."

Please do confess your Homer!sexyness to Pastor and Repent immediately before you drag us all down to HELL with you.

SUV

PS MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm talking about them admitting to child abuse and battery of their spouse. Also being sexist bastartds like they are. I know it's legal to have a forum, but the things they talk about doing is illegal.

Yes, yes....Legalities can be troublesome. But just as our Godly President GWB has the wisdom to utilize "undisclosed locations" for "aggressive interrogation techniques", so we Landoverians know which countries have laws which are more in tune with God's expectations.

For example, if you are of age and interested in making a love offering to Jesus, we can arrange for your sale to a Yemeni Sheik. You wouldn't be one of his wives probably, but you'd certainly have a better life than the one you lead now (even out in his stables). And Jesus can really use the money.

Anyway, think about it and let us know...

[hellion]

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Now, are you talking about saved, born-again, blood-bought, Spirit-filled True Christians™, or are you talking about hellbound trash who play-act at being Christians, like the Whiskeypalians and the Loserans? Also, if they think that God's favorite forum is illegal, how many of them are First Amendment scholars? If you are going to engage in such blatant anti-Christian persecution against our free exercise of religion, then you'll just have to take it up with our lawyers.

I'm talking about them admitting to child abuse and battery of their spouse. Also being sexist bastartds like they are. I know it's legal to have a forum, but the things they talk about doing is illegal.

[hellion]

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Freind,

When we Soul Save someone we never hit them. We just use some approved Meditiation Positions and carefully explain The Lord to you.

I'm talking about your 'god' encouraging you to 'discipline' your wife.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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And all the people (even Christians) that I know think that your forum is retarded, sexist, illegal, and well...just a bunch of moronic cultists who think they know everything...

Now, are you talking about saved, born-again, blood-bought, Spirit-filled True Christians™, or are you talking about hellbound trash who play-act at being Christians, like the Whiskeypalians and the Loserans? Also, if they think that God's favorite forum is illegal, how many of them are First Amendment scholars? If you are going to engage in such blatant anti-Christian persecution against our free exercise of religion, then you'll just have to take it up with our lawyers.

[Bobby-Joe]

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How can someone kill me if they don't exist? And I have a lot of dignity. For example. I don't let men hit me. I stand up for myself and hit them back.

Freind,

When we Soul Save someone we never hit them. We just use some approved Meditiation Positions and carefully explain The Lord to you.

[hellion]

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No worries. We will find them one by one and change their minds.

How can someone kill me if they don't exist? And I have a lot of dignity. For example. I don't let men hit me. I stand up for myself and hit them back. Cultists like you have no dignity. You bow to a book. It's like bowing to a bag of Fritos...pointless and idiotic.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Why would I bow to someone that doesn't even exist?

Because He will kill you if you don't.

I wouldn't even bow to a person that does exist because it insults my dignity.

Trashmouths like you have no dignity. Only reputations.

And all the people (even Christians) that I know think that your forum is retarded, sexist, illegal, and well...just a bunch of moronic cultists who think they know everything...

No worries. We will find them one by one and change their minds.

[hellion]

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Spew all the hatred toward God that you like, you empty-headed female. Do you think that you are the first fool to come stumbling in to God's favorite forum intending to mock Jesus and persecute us?

Think about it like this: Jesus has called you here for a reason. Get on your knees and beg Him to accept your perverted life.

Why would I bow to someone that doesn't even exist? I wouldn't even bow to a person that does exist because it insults my dignity. And all the people (even Christians) that I know think that your forum is retarded, sexist, illegal, and well...just a bunch of moronic cultists who think they know everything...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You'll pray for me? Don't bother. Or I'll curse you with that brand new invoke Satan ritual I got. Mwahahahaha (saracasm)

Spew all the hatred toward God that you like, you empty-headed female. Do you think that you are the first fool to come stumbling in to God's favorite forum intending to mock Jesus and persecute us?

Think about it like this: Jesus has called you here for a reason. Get on your knees and beg Him to accept your perverted life.

[hellion]

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Thank you for that sterling contribution, young witless wonder. Please be careful; your Dark Master doesn't take kindly to his infernal name being bandied about by the Angsty and the Acne-riddled, and will pop your pimply head the moment you are tossed into Hell.

I will pray for you, dear.

You'll pray for me? Don't bother. Or I'll curse you with that brand new invoke Satan ritual I got. Mwahahahaha (saracasm)

[Enobarbus]

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Oh yeah, sorry, that was me...

Be serious please, or we may have to look at wether your account's status shouldn't be restricted.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Oh yeah, sorry, that was me...

Thank you for that sterling contribution, young witless wonder. Please be careful; your Dark Master doesn't take kindly to his infernal name being bandied about by the Angsty and the Acne-riddled, and will pop your pimply head the moment you are tossed into Hell.

I will pray for you, dear.

[hellion]

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Jesus joins MySpace
Jesus Christ has joined MySpace with an online page advertising his love of beards, extreme water-skiing and the Life of Brian.
it's part of a campaign by the Churches' Advertising Network to provoke debate about God among young people this Christmas.
Posters showing the face of Jesus in beer foam in a pint glass will be accompanied by the question: "Where will you find him?"
The adverts will direct readers to myspace.com/isthisjesus - a page on the social networking site MySpace.
"It may be very arrogant to set up Jesus's MySpace," said Simon Jenkins, of Churches' Advertising Network. "But it is a voyage of exploration. Let's hope God is guiding it in the right direction.
"MySpace is hugely culturally significant. It is the place where young people are most likely to meet up and we need to go to our audience."
The charity, which has teetotal Salvation Army representatives and Methodists as well as members of the Church of England, denied that the pint-glass posters would encourage drinking.
Tony Miles, a Methodist minister, said: "Binge-drinking is a huge problem but this is an image that young people are familiar with and is meant to illustrate that you find God in unexpected places."
The group, which has no formal links with the Roman Catholic Church or the Church of England, has ruffled feathers in previous years by depicting Jesus as Che Guevara.
It has also portrayed the Last Supper as a boardroom meeting of multinational companies, with Judas as Microsoft.

I thinks that Satan may have a hand in this. Your thoughts?

Oh yeah, sorry, that was me...

[Hushed_Agony]

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Friend, Jesus can make his own whips!

John 2:15 And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;

And he takes as good as he gives.

John 19:1 Then Pilate therefore took Jesus, and scourged him.

Praise Jesus, He's a doer of the Word... well, He's the Word, and He's Him, so He's a doer of Himself.

Praise Jesus!!!

YIC
V

Thank you Brother V, I am still being taught the Word of Our Saviour daily, through the book and from God's Favorite Forum. I am still not wise to the ways of our Lord, but am makin' my way towards His ways.

Praise Jesus!!!!!!

Hushed