[Enema of YOU people]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Hi from me as well. Nice to see someone who isn't insulting me.

In response to Brother Guy, my former opinion that you were the sanest person here is gone. That position is now taken by Pastor Al E Pistle, because he can at least veil the sarcasm that he directs at me, making for much more interesting reading. Also, Apologies for the Kamakazi / Kamakaze story, but that is what I was taught.

Back to Brother Guy, If I am such a retard, then why can't you think up a decent insult? Or use punctuation? Crayon eating window licking semi educated nose pickers? Dude, come on. This makes less sense than what I wrote. I've had three-year-olds insult me worse than that. Please try to type something that might actually offend.

Until Next Time.
Kamakazi.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Welcome to God's favorite forum. You ask some great questions there son. And God provides an answer to each and every one of them in a Book called the Holy KJV Bible.

I'm wondering how you can call yourself a Christian, when you seem to only have the vaguest, fluffy-bunny notions of what God's Holy Word actually says. There is no such thing as "both sides". There is only God's side.

Why don't you tell us about yourself in more detail boy.

[Jessegirl]

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OK, Hi this is my first post.

I am going to try and be as civil as i can and work with both sides here

I am not fully religious,yet i am no satanist.I am a Christian though, and please correct me if im wrong but doesn't god love all men regardless of anything about them?Or do they repent and then it is ok? As if they had anything wrong with them

And on the subject of being a retard, Can he/she repent?If he/she repents will god love him/her? or what if a retard knows he/she is retarded and wishes to try and go the other way but can not seem to do so?

I,myself,do not hate retards.But i think it is not there fault for being retarded or more of the parents.

What if the parent were to drop it as a young child?or it runs in the family?
Sort of like addiction or heart disease.

I see there are lots of people trying to change your ways,i understand that you will probably never change them.As you are all educated in the way of the bible from a small child till now.The people that come in here everyday do not understand why your are so faithful.They come in thinking what of course why you are being so cruel to normal everyday people that is a part of life.

Again im trying to work with both sides not taking a side,i am i guess a "newbie" to this forum as well

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Oh dear, someone is mocking me.

As previously stated, this is a SHARED account, allowing you to ignore us as we are easy to spot. Therefore, if you dislike our opinions or beliefs, you can just skip right past us.

Also, I think we may need to add individual signatures to our posts, just so you know exactly who is typing. It is reasonably easy to distinguish between different people already, but the individual sigs will make sure that they know who is posting, and will understand that we are not one person with severe multiple personality disorders.

Hopefully, this will clear things up slightly, though I somehow doubt that you are going to stop insulting me even once you know my posts from my fellow members.

Until Next Time.
Kamakazi.

I have a better idea you inbred jap retard; Why don't you all sign up with your own separate accounts, which is what normal people do? Unless you all live in some sort of institution where the attendants have to switch on the computer for you? Or maybe you have to sneak into the warden's office to use his on the sly? You still have to tithe individually. No group rates, Hop-Sing.

In any event, it would enable us to ban the most severely retarded among you and then toy with the more entertaining ones. Or maybe we should stick the lot of you in Quarantine.....Praise Jesus.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Jesus grant me strength. they aren't two different words you retards - they are one and the same thing.
You're making a mockery of the free internet with your stupidity and Jesus hates that. So do I.

Brother, it becomes easier, through the years, to understand that JESUS created a race of mongs which have almost no obvious physical abnormalities such as we see in Down syndrome and autism. Since the advent of Political Correctness, no one tells these people they are 'tards, so many of them simply become Catholic or Mudslum and go about the everyday business of living their pitiful existence until they forget to look both ways or drink the glass of ammonia they poured to water the plastic flowers or mistake the anti-freeze for kool-aid.

We once had a fine Australian Pastor (Pastor Gargalo) who lived in Sydney and was on fire for JESUS. But he was, as are all Australian TRUE CHRISTIANS(TM), very passionate about saving heathens from SATAN and he was cursed, or rather, blessed, with the need to bring EVERYONE TO JESUS. He couldn't. Finally, he had some sort of breakdown, collected an arsenal and spent many years in the jungles of the Solomon Islands struggling to bring the black natives the Word of God and ferreting out witchcraft by burning large groups of witches he captured. We supported him with air drops of guns and ammunition until one day, sadly, he disappeared in the dense jungle and was never heard from again.

But he did form a core group of converts and occasionally an overflight of one of the islands still reveals a tattered square of orange nylon.....our old signal to drop a couple of napalm cannisters on the nearest visible habitation, which we do with all speed!

Many are called, Brother, but few are chosen. Some SATANISTS come here with the premeditated intent of giving us high-blood pressure thrombosis by posting nonsense. Others actually THINK they are making sense, but they are speaking through SATAN and thus they cannot. It is one of the easiest tests for demons....they cannot construct sentences, or their sentences make no sense.

Don't fall for it Brother. You have the love of JESUS in your heart and your soul is heaven-bound. These sinners will spend eternity with SATANS' huge, barbed member slapping at their backsides.

We must minister to these savages and try to lead them to JESUS. It's true that most of them will gargle scalding lava for eternity no matter what, but there is always the chance we can get a few years' worth of tithes out of a few of them to help JESUS prepare little soldiers for the final battle he is coming back to lead. And never fear what ANYONE says to you, God is NOT mocked, and neither is His Internet.

" Now therefore be ye not mockers, lest your bands be made strong; for I have heard from the Lord God of hosts a consumption, even determined upon the whole earth."--Isaiah 28: 22.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I presume you mean "Kamikaze", although you cannot spell it. Kamikaze [kamikazɛ] (help·info) (Japanese: 神風; literally: "god-wind"; common translation: "divine wind"). Not to be confused with "Kamakazi", yet another word which does not exist in Japanese.

Maybe if you attempted to perfect your English before you started giving lessons in Japanese we wouldn't think you are quite as stupid as you appear to be.

Gosh Pastor Al. I don't know where you get your patience and diplomatic skills from, but I think I need an emergency delivery from your supplier. My stocks just run out too fast when faced with these trials from satan. Please pray for me. You set a fine example.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Oh dear, someone is mocking me.

Actually, everyone is mocking you.

As previously stated, this is a SHARED account, allowing you to ignore us as we are easy to spot. Therefore, if you dislike our opinions or beliefs, you can just skip right past us.

Some of you are more interesting than others. We choose not to skip those particular monkeys.

Also, I think we may need to add individual signatures to our posts, just so you know exactly who is typing. It is reasonably easy to distinguish between different people already, but the individual sigs will make sure that they know who is posting, and will understand that we are not one person with severe multiple personality disorders.

We already understand that you are SEVERAL people with severe personality disorders, but signatures would be helpful.

Hopefully, this will clear things up slightly, though I somehow doubt that you are going to stop insulting me even once you know my posts from my fellow members.

Of course I will, so long as you demonstrate the most basic form of respect, such as calling me "Master" and tithing a substantial amount of money.

Finally, is "monkey house" just two words you randomly put together?

Not exactly. I had an image in my mind of an informal group of simians drooling on a keyboard when I linked those words.

Or are you referring to the monkey enclosure at the zoo? Not really important, I know, but I like to understand the insults people throw at me.

I would never consider you a mere zoo monkey. They still use dial-up.

Until Next Time.
Kamakazi.

P.S. Kamakazi means "Divine Wind" in Japanese, not to be confused with Kamakaze, referring to the pilots that flew their planes into ships.

I presume you mean "Kamikaze", although you cannot spell it. Kamikaze [kamikazɛ] (help·info) (Japanese: 神風; literally: "god-wind"; common translation: "divine wind"). Not to be confused with "Kamakazi", yet another word which does not exist in Japanese.

Maybe if you attempted to perfect your English before you started giving lessons in Japanese we wouldn't think you are quite as stupid as you appear to be.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Oh dear, someone is mocking me.

As previously stated, this is a SHARED account, allowing you to ignore us as we are easy to spot.Rightio I've just about lost patience with you crayon eating window licking semi educated nose pickers - THIS SENTENCE MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER YOU GODDAMNED RETARD
Therefore, if you dislike our opinions or beliefs, you can just skip right past us. WE DON'T LIKE OR DISLIKE YOUR OPINIONS - WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEEM TO PUT ONE SINGLE INTELLIGIBLE SENTENCE TOGETHER, LET ALONE A PARAGRAPH.

Also, I think we may need to add individual signatures to our posts, just so you know exactly who is typing. It is reasonably easy to distinguish between different people already, but the individual sigs will make sure that they know who is posting, and will understand that we are not one person with severe multiple personality disorders.
You sort this out - its not our problem fool

Hopefully, this will clear things up slightly, though I somehow doubt that you are going to stop insulting me even once you know my posts from my fellow members.
How can we stop insulting you? The more you post , the more ammunition you give us! If you really want to be taken seriously, do as I have pleaded before, all to no avail. Spell correctly. Exercise correct grammar. Creat coherent posts. Give us something to work with people please!
Finally, is "monkey house" just two words you randomly put together? Or are you referring to the monkey enclosure at the zoo? You actually had to ask this question? Where else does one find a monkey house, other than at a zoo? Holy Crap people!
Not really important, I know, but I like to understand the insults people throw at me.
Mate - I think you'd have trouble understanding a rock if it was thrown at you, let alone something as intricately crafted as an insult.

Until Next Time.
Kamakazi.


P.S. Kamakazi means "Divine Wind" in Japanese, not to be confused with Kamakaze, referring to the pilots that flew their planes into ships.

Jesus grant me strength. they aren't two different words you retards - they are one and the same thing.
You're making a mockery of the free internet with your stupidity and Jesus hates that. So do I.

[Enema of YOU people]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Oh dear, someone is mocking me.

As previously stated, this is a SHARED account, allowing you to ignore us as we are easy to spot. Therefore, if you dislike our opinions or beliefs, you can just skip right past us.

Also, I think we may need to add individual signatures to our posts, just so you know exactly who is typing. It is reasonably easy to distinguish between different people already, but the individual sigs will make sure that they know who is posting, and will understand that we are not one person with severe multiple personality disorders.

Hopefully, this will clear things up slightly, though I somehow doubt that you are going to stop insulting me even once you know my posts from my fellow members.

Finally, is "monkey house" just two words you randomly put together? Or are you referring to the monkey enclosure at the zoo? Not really important, I know, but I like to understand the insults people throw at me.

Until Next Time.
Kamakazi.


P.S. Kamakazi means "Divine Wind" in Japanese, not to be confused with Kamakaze, referring to the pilots that flew their planes into ships.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Hi Sister Noddy!

I think the problem is that this computer is in a monkey house and every few minutes a new monkey comes by and tries to type something intelligible.

Hi Pastor Al!

I think you could be right!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Okay enemy, you seem to become a 'new person' in every reply you post ...

(Above you wrote) Uh-huh, so no not only am I a commie, retard, satanist, demon I'm also queer and a goth. Yeah, okay. Is that the best you can come up with?

You need to get one REAL belief and stick with it, True Christianity™, worship of GOD who never changes, and in Him neither do you! Praise!

You are a heathen mish-mash of misguided ideas and thoughts, you are too many people in one, and it isn't working for you, loser ...

Hi Sister Noddy!

I think the problem is that this computer is in a monkey house and every few minutes a new monkey comes by and tries to type something intelligible.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Ok ... New person, New view point. First off ...

(and so on and so on and so on)

... I hope you can consider my points without typing insulting messages about me or my kin, or any mention of the horrible fate in store for me.

Thank you for your time.

Okay enemy, you seem to become a 'new person' in every reply you post ...

(Above you wrote) Uh-huh, so no not only am I a commie, retard, satanist, demon I'm also queer and a goth. Yeah, okay. Is that the best you can come up with?

You need to get one REAL belief and stick with it, True Christianity™, worship of GOD who never changes, and in Him neither do you! Praise!

You are a heathen mish-mash of misguided ideas and thoughts, you are too many people in one, and it isn't working for you, loser ...

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Why they is a controversies ovah this? You'd think it be common sense that the Lord hate the retardeds, or else He wouldn'ta made them the way He done did. They do haves they uses, though. I keeps my retarded locked up in Ira's too' shed so he don't give me no trouble. Ira just throw him outside whenevah he need in there, and since we keeps that thang on a chain, we doesn't haves to worry about him runnin' off.

Anyway, I just gots a brand neeew pet coon. I loves me some coons, they's such cute little thangs. And I just can't stand the thought of anythang happenin' to that little coon, so I tests all my products out on the retarded to see if they's safe to use on my new pet. Shoulda seen him last week! Somethin' I useded on him done turned his skin pinker than cotton candy! I doesn't even remembah what it was I had used on him, but he be lookin' like Snagglepuss up in there!

I had brought him ovah to Sista Thumpa's house and me and her had such a laugh over it! At least, until he start tryin' ta have relations with her leg. Poor Sista Thumpa was so traumatized behind that that she had been screamin' Glory and breathin' all heavy! I think the Holy Spirit came ovah her in that moment to comfort her and block it outta her head, because she had this big smile on her face when I was finally able to get him offa her. Praise the LORD that He be able to shield His chillrens from such horrible experiences. It truly do be a miracle!

I think I's gonna go out to the too' shed to see do that retarded's skin still be pink.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Please, don't resort to petty insults, you just sullied my first opinion of you. Excuse the missed "intelligent" and "sub-devision", as I said, I am running off of very little sleep thanks to a damnable sea,(have you ever slept on a boat?). I was being coherent, and if you had actually read it then you would have had something better to say than condescending snobbery. Please, if you reply thoughtfully and fairly, I will respond in kind. If you make such derisive comments, again, I will respond in kind, and that is a mockery of the free internet.

A mockery of the free internet? What? A mockery of the free internet?AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh. Pastors ! Emergency! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Someones mocking the free internet!

[Marshall]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Running from the issues and backpedaling.
You must be a Democrat on top of a retard sympathizer. Jesus sees you voting Left and He knows whats in your black heart.

I noticed you mentioned the filthy Muslim hate manual in an earlier post. Being a "shared profile" I must warn you that Islamic ravings from your terrorist buddies will not be tolerated. Go blow up some other forum.
Literally.
Yours in Christ Almighty,
-M