Retards are the Devil's Children

**brattyyank (On Moderation)** · 10-13-2007, 02:10 AM

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

Is it a product for making women shut up?

You should know, Brother Temperance. Don't they still use the cane on grown women in the UK?

**Pastor Al E Pistle** · 10-13-2007, 04:35 AM

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Originally posted by brattyyank View Post

You should know, Brother Temperance. Don't they still use the cane on grown women in the UK?

And everywhere else as far as I know.

**Poetic Peter** · 10-13-2007, 04:08 PM

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Originally posted by Poison__x View Post

Anyways, more to my point, if there is some creator out there, then they sure as hell didn't spend any real amount of time on our planet,
considering they just left a huge mass of earth and water with plankton in it.

Am impressed that you predict the near future!
Not a bad call; you must be closer to Him; no, that He is
more nearly guiding your thought than you think.

We all praise Him! To think of the old earth at age 6010 looking much like it did around day two again. Cool!

**Marshall** · 10-13-2007, 09:58 PM

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I don't see why parents of retards don't just keep them inside. Whats the big deal with keeping their offensive children inside away from the public?

**Pastor Ezekiel** · 10-14-2007, 12:00 AM

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Originally posted by Marshall View Post

I don't see why parents of retards don't just keep them inside. Whats the big deal with keeping their offensive children inside away from the public?

You'd think so, wouldn't you? But in these end times we see the sinful parents of these mongoloids parading them around like they're PROUD of them or something.

All it says to Jesus is "I reject your sweet gift of cleansing blood."

**brattyyank (On Moderation)** · 10-14-2007, 01:31 AM

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post

They are good for ONE thing Brother....a good laugh!

I know I should be heartbroken by the fact that they are Hellbound, but something about the bouncing, drooling and odd noises makes me giggle!

L

ve, Sister Thumper

This shows what a true brat I can be.....

I have to agree with you there...(on the giggling at the bouncing drooling and odd noises part). If you search online there is a picture of three retarted people holding their thumbs up and it says: "Awesome Thread". My cousin and I laughed so hard at that picture! You have to admit, they are funny looking!

I sometimes see one bouncing around like a goof ball when I am out somewhere with my husband. My husband will grab my wrist and squeeze it, because he doesn't want me to look at them or laugh at them in public. He'll whisper in my ear...."Not a word, young lady!" Until of course, we get out into the car, and then he'll tell me to stop laughing at the tard in public. Then he goes off laughing at the slow person, himself. It is a shame they are not right, but you can't help but to laugh!

They put on a show for us sometimes. Some people may feel sorry for the parents of these kids. I hate to say this, but a lot of parents bring this one on themselves. A lot of older, single women, (who don't want to admit they're getting old) will jump into the sack with any guy wanting them to impregnate them. They want their last chance of motherhood before they hit menopause. And then they end up with babies who have Down's syndrome.

**brattyyank (On Moderation)** · 10-14-2007, 01:35 AM

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post

And everywhere else as far as I know.

Yes, but the cane is more used in the UK. We are more known for the paddle here in America.

**Pastor Al E Pistle** · 10-14-2007, 01:37 AM

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Originally posted by brattyyank View Post

(who don't want to admit they're getting old)

Well, there's Tali, SUV, Thumper, Seeker, Celtic, Raindrops, Van Helsing, Glendora, Templeton, Sister Nods, ....................the list goes on and on!

**brattyyank (On Moderation)** · 10-14-2007, 02:01 AM

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post

Well, there's Tali, SUV, Thumper, Seeker, Celtic, Raindrops, Van Helsing, Glendora, Templeton....................the list goes on and on!

Yikes! I stepped on sacred ground there. Sorry about that. But I don't think these women you mentioned are reaching out to every potent tallywhacker out there, hoping to get knocked up and have a baby in their mid to late 40's though.

Even though I am in my 30's, I still act juvenile at times. My husband will sometimes let me know about it too.

**Pastor Al E Pistle** · 10-14-2007, 02:06 AM

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Originally posted by brattyyank View Post

But I don't think these women you mentioned are reaching out to every potent tallywhacker out there, hoping to get knocked up and have a baby in their mid to late 40's though.

Missy, you don't know our girls.

**brattyyank (On Moderation)** · 10-14-2007, 02:27 AM

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post

Missy, you don't know our girls.

Sound like they need proper spankings too. Not just me!!!

I don't know them, so I can't make that sort of judgment.

But even when I was a kid, our Pennycostal church had a room at the back of the church, where you changed babies diaper and spanked naughty children. Does the LBC have a room in the back of the church where children are disciplined if they misbehaved? I wonder if tempermental grown women are also taken to such a room and dealt with in a similar manner. If women are caught acting up in church and talking, do they have to go to the back room too?

Might be a strange question to ask, but it is something that I have been wondering for some time now.

**Daisy Mae Johnson** · 10-14-2007, 02:29 AM

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post

Missy, you don't know our girls.

He is right about all of them.........except ME. I'm a young, lovely, delicate flower.

**Seeker** · 10-14-2007, 03:01 AM

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post

He is right about all of them.........except ME. I'm a young, lovely, delicate flower.

The only thing you have on me is boobs. I can buy a pair tomorrow.

**WilliamJenningsBryan** · 10-14-2007, 03:17 AM

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Originally posted by Marshall View Post

I don't see why parents of retards don't just keep them inside. Whats the big deal with keeping their offensive children inside away from the public?

Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

You'd think so, wouldn't you? But in these end times we see the sinful parents of these mongoloids parading them around like they're PROUD of them or something.

All it says to Jesus is "I reject your sweet gift of cleansing blood."

It's just inexplicable, they seem inclined to walk them three times a day just like pets. Some cities have leash and pooper-scooper laws, but the whole thing is bad for the neighborhood, to say nothing of property values.

**Daisy Mae Johnson** · 10-14-2007, 03:22 AM

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Originally posted by Seeker View Post

The only thing you have on me is boobs. I can buy a pair tomorrow.

Hmm, PRAISE JESUS!! I was BORN with these.

Be careful and forewarned. I'm not sure....but I think Satan is the GOD of Silicone....

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