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  • christian kid
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2010
    • 3

    #46
    Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

    some times I wish this website was a joke but there serious about this website.

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    • Bryan Tamariki
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2007
      • 285

      #47
      Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

      Originally posted by Beelze-bub View Post
      The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
      Actually the above passage is a misquote. The prophet Ezekiel was told by God to give His judgment against some of the evil nations surrounding Israel. The actual quote is a prophecy against the Philistines:


      Ezekiel 25:15-17

      15Thus saith the Lord GOD; Because the Philistines have dealt by revenge, and have taken vengeance with a despiteful heart, to destroy [it] for the old hatred;
      16Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I will stretch out mine hand upon the Philistines, and I will cut off the Cherethims, and destroy the remnant of the sea coast.
      17And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I [am] the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

      YIC
      Bryan.
      Joshua 24:15
      And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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      • Aaron
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • May 2010
        • 28

        #48
        Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

        Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
        Actually the above passage is a misquote. The prophet Ezekiel was told by God to give His judgment against some of the evil nations surrounding Israel. The actual quote is a prophecy against the Philistines:
        Thank you brother, I now see the error of my ways
        Exodus 4:14 And the anger of the LORD was kindled against Moses, and he said, Is not Aaron the Levite thy brother? I know that he can speak well. And also, behold, he cometh forth to meet thee: and when he seeth thee, he will be glad in his heart.

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        • Dirk
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 1425

          #49
          Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

          Originally posted by sylvauria View Post
          please someone tell me that this is a religious bs site. i pray to the gods it is because if you believe the things you post you honestly do deserve a christian's hell. i have been a pagan for 13 years "wiccan" and am a high priestess. and i am here to tell you you dont have a clue what a pagan or a wiccan is and that karma is a B**** to endure. may the goddess show you mercy because i am all out.
          Why would this site be a joke? Do you think God is a joke as well? You have some reading to do boy: The King James Bible that is! The 1611 version ofcourse.

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          • sylvauria
            Unsaved trash, cherry-picking playgan
            Under Investigation
            • May 2010
            • 24

            #50
            Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

            my four patrons are as is: hera, zeus, hecate, and apollo -- i know that they are real bc i have seen heras face. witnessed her healing and have been given premonitions about the upcomming future war and battles. i do practice docterine and rituals of my belief rigerously who said i did not? i said i do not do sacrafice after all that is satanist belief and i am not them. though if a blood sacrifice is needed for any gift or reason i offer mine up within blood magicks. if you knew anything of the real pagan beliefs you would know that this is how it is done. when i was put on the street at 17 by my adoptive parents i prayed to the gods and gave my life to them as child as servant since then i have been blessed and protected and my life spared on countless times. and you ask how i know the gods are real i have seen and witnessed the truth. can you say the same?

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #51
              Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

              Originally posted by sylvauria View Post
              my four patrons are as is: hera, zeus, hecate, and apollo -- i know that they are real bc i have seen heras face. witnessed her healing and have been given premonitions about the upcomming future war and battles. i do practice docterine and rituals of my belief rigerously who said i did not? i said i do not do sacrafice after all that is satanist belief and i am not them. though if a blood sacrifice is needed for any gift or reason i offer mine up within blood magicks. if you knew anything of the real pagan beliefs you would know that this is how it is done. when i was put on the street at 17 by my adoptive parents i prayed to the gods and gave my life to them as child as servant since then i have been blessed and protected and my life spared on countless times. and you ask how i know the gods are real i have seen and witnessed the truth. can you say the same?
              What manner of superstitious hooey is this? Greek gods, really?

              Young lady, you need to give up these crazy fantasies and follow Christ.

              Luke 9:23 And he said to them all, If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross daily, and follow me.
              Last edited by Levi Jones; 05-20-2010, 09:31 PM.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #52
                Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

                Hera demanded that sacrifices of animals are roasted and then eaten. She also wants to see footraces of naked maidens.

                an ancient custom mentioned by Herodotus [1.131]:
                The following are customs practiced by the Persians of which I have personal knowledge. They are not wont to establish images or temples or altars at all; indeed, they regard all who do so as fools, and this, in my opinion, is because they do not believe in gods in human form, as the Greeks do. They offer sacrifices to Zeus, going up into the highest mountains and calling the whole circle of the heaven Zeus. They sacrifice, too, to the sun, moon, and earth and fire, water, and winds. These were the sole gods of their worship in the beginning, but they have since learned besides to sacrifice to the Heavenly Aphrodite.
                Hectate demands the sacrifice of dogs

                Apollo demands sacrifices of sheep and goats along with bay leaves in late December early January.

                Should we be calling the SPCA? Should I be locking up my animals?
                Drama queen

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                • sylvauria
                  Unsaved trash, cherry-picking playgan
                  Under Investigation
                  • May 2010
                  • 24

                  #53
                  Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

                  and in this day and age we have to change some of the sacrafices yes but the gods understand. and no thanx im happy where i am worshiping the true gods and their will.

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                  • Seth Campbell
                    Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 1565

                    #54
                    Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

                    Originally posted by sylvauria View Post
                    and in this day and age we have to change some of the sacrafices yes but the gods understand. and no thanx im happy where i am worshiping the true gods and their will.
                    So your a cherry picking false pagan.
                    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                    • sylvauria
                      Unsaved trash, cherry-picking playgan
                      Under Investigation
                      • May 2010
                      • 24

                      #55
                      Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

                      yawns> are you finished quoting scripture yet?

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                      • Seth Campbell
                        Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 1565

                        #56
                        Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

                        Originally posted by sylvauria View Post
                        yawns> are you finished quoting scripture yet?
                        Never

                        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
                        PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                        Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                        • sylvauria
                          Unsaved trash, cherry-picking playgan
                          Under Investigation
                          • May 2010
                          • 24

                          #57
                          Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

                          a sorceress is a satanist, i am a pagan worshiper of the gods and earth if you consider herbs etc witchcraft, burn me and get it over with because there are no scriptures from a man made and written book that will have me turn away from the gods

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930

                            #58
                            Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

                            Originally posted by sylvauria View Post
                            burn me and get it over with
                            Now, that's the spirit. Maybe you could stop by Freehold some time in say late October?
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • sylvauria
                              Unsaved trash, cherry-picking playgan
                              Under Investigation
                              • May 2010
                              • 24

                              #59
                              Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

                              is that a threat or a promise? because if it is i can arrange for a group of pagans, gaias fidel to make an appearance. is that really what you need to feel like a man down stairs threaten to burn people and my fellow brethren.

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                              • BelieverInGod
                                Fourm Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 9269

                                #60
                                Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

                                Originally posted by sylvauria View Post
                                is that a threat or a promise? because if it is i can arrange for a group of pagans, gaias fidel to make an appearance. is that really what you need to feel like a man down stairs threaten to burn people and my fellow brethren.
                                I believe the Pastor is just offering to make all of your persecution fantasies come true.
                                Drama queen

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