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  • Michael the Troll
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    • Jun 2010
    • 2

    #1

    Jesus Violates Ten Commandments

    Would you say you worship Jesus? If so you are violating commandment #1: Do not worship any other gods. Jesus himself is born of a god, thusly making him a god. By worshiping him, you are committing sin.

    Do you own a bible? You are violating commandment #2. The bible is a religious idol.

    Do you wear a cross? You are violating commandment #2. A cross is a religious idol.

    Truthfully, the bible itself and all of its stories that most live their entire lives by, word for word is made of pure sin, as are crosses.

    How long have you been committing such sins as worshiping Jesus, owning or reading a bible, or worst of all; wearing pure sin around your neck?

    There is something to be said for those who can comprehend the bible as a whole. God (the true God, not that blasphemous Jesus fellow! Keep him out of my pure thoughts!) help those who have fallen into his trap of creating a false god! God help you all!
  • Michael the Troll
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    • Jun 2010
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    #2
    Re: Jesus Violates Ten Commandments

    I have received an infraction for my truths from an overzealous WOMAN (of all people) named Talitha. I cannot believe by attempting to SAVE ALL OF YOU FROM ABSOLUTE AND UTTER DAMNATION I HAVE BEEN GIVEN AN INFRACTION BY A LOWLY WOMAN!

    Get your ass back in the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich! I cannot believe through my faith and vigilance I have been angered so by someone of the lesser sex! BEGONE TO THE KITCHEN!

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2026
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: Jesus Violates Ten Commandments

      Originally posted by Michael the Troll View Post
      I have received an infraction for my truths from an overzealous WOMAN (of all people) named Talitha. I cannot believe by attempting to SAVE ALL OF YOU FROM ABSOLUTE AND UTTER DAMNATION I HAVE BEEN GIVEN AN INFRACTION BY A LOWLY WOMAN!

      Get your ass back in the kitchen and make me a piffleing sandwich! I cannot believe through my faith and vigilance I have been angered so by someone of the lesser sex! BEGONE TO THE KITCHEN!
      What does that say under your name?
      Ahhh....Yesssss UNSAVED TRASH.
      Know your place.
      Is this the best you can do? Throw insults at your superior?

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Brother V
        True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 3481

        #4
        Re: Jesus Violates Ten Commandments

        Dear friend;

        I've covered this before.

        Jesus DID NOT break any of the 10 Commandments

        YIC
        V
        Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
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          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: Jesus Violates Ten Commandments

          Originally posted by Brother V View Post
          Dear friend;

          I've covered this before.

          Jesus DID NOT break any of the 10 Commandments

          YIC
          V
          Additionally Micheal Jesus washed away His sins and forgave Himself when He was baptized by John the Baptist. Since Jesus turned His life over to His Savior, Himself, clearly Jesus was following Christ's plan and not sinning.

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          • gby247
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            • Jun 2010
            • 4

            #6
            Re: Jesus Violates Ten Commandments

            First things first, Jesus is not God, therefore you should not even be worshipping Jesus, believing in the Messiah and worshipping the Messiah are two total separate issues. You must believe in the Messiah Jesus to have salvation, for God sent him to us to teach, preach, and guide us, he did not change anything from Moses books, so by following his teachings, helps you lead a healthier, righteous way. Prepares you for the unknown. Many times he said he was not God, he was the son of man.

            Answer me this, if Jesus was God why would Satan tempt him at the Mountain, why would Satan ask him to bow down to him and he would give him all that he sees. God created all that Jesus saw, God created Satan, so therefore Satan would't be tempting or have a foot to stand on when it comes to giving what does not belong to him. Also the Bible is a guide, a tool, the law, we must read and learn from. If you love to read, I suggest you also read the Quran. As far as wearing a cross that I must agree, it is a symbol and unfortunate misguided people kiss it, pray to it, touch it when praying. Faith is blind, you must believe with your heart, there are so many unseen things out there that exist even if you don't see them, God is real, Jesus is real, Angels and Demons are real, Hell and Heaven. So study more and repent your sins to he who created you GOD, for he has no partners, he said let it be and it was.

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            • Phebe Carlyle
              GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
              Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 2604

              #7
              Re: Jesus Violates Ten Commandments

              Originally posted by gby247 View Post
              First things first, Jesus is not God, therefore you should not even be worshipping Jesus, believing in the Messiah and worshipping the Messiah are two total separate issues. You must believe in the Messiah Jesus to have salvation, for God sent him to us to teach, preach, and guide us, he did not change anything from Moses books, so by following his teachings, helps you lead a healthier, righteous way. Prepares you for the unknown. Many times he said he was not God, he was the son of man.

              Answer me this, if Jesus was God why would Satan tempt him at the Mountain, why would Satan ask him to bow down to him and he would give him all that he sees. God created all that Jesus saw, God created Satan, so therefore Satan would't be tempting or have a foot to stand on when it comes to giving what does not belong to him. Also the Bible is a guide, a tool, the law, we must read and learn from. If you love to read, I suggest you also read the Quran. As far as wearing a cross that I must agree, it is a symbol and unfortunate misguided people kiss it, pray to it, touch it when praying. Faith is blind, you must believe with your heart, there are so many unseen things out there that exist even if you don't see them, God is real, Jesus is real, Angels and Demons are real, Hell and Heaven. So study more and repent your sins to he who created you GOD, for he has no partners, he said let it be and it was.
              Gee Mr Gay,

              Your words are quite special but please tell us about yourself in the Introductions forum.

              About you, your fav. Bible verse..etc.

              YIC,

              WS




              There's Jesus here,
              Just see what He offers me....
              Down here my sins forgiven,
              Up there a home in heaven
              Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: Jesus Violates Ten Commandments

                Originally posted by gby247 View Post
                First things first, Jesus is not God, therefore you should not even be worshipping Jesus,
                blah blah blah
                Trinity. Like all orthodox Christians we believe Jesus and God are one, along with the Holy Spirit.

                Tell me, why are you so utterly clueless as to no understand this? Parents didn't send you to Sunday school?
                Originally posted by gby247 View Post
                Answer me this, if Jesus was God why would Satan tempt him at the Mountain, why would Satan ask him to bow down to him and he would give him all that he sees. blah blah blah
                You really missed out on Sunday School didn't you. Jesus is God AND man, in the same dynamic package so Satan was testing the man part of Jesus.

                EDIT: if you have trouble understand this, consider Chuck Norris.
                Originally posted by gby247 View Post
                If you love to read, I suggest you also read the Quran.
                And what does the Quran have to do with The Bible friend?

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