[LovingChristian]

Re: two very easy questions

Thank you for the kind comment, Brother/Sister.
Yes, I agree that there is a kind of evolution, but it has NOTHING to do with the evil kind that Darwin and Satan invented. The only thing I can imagine would prove evolution would be a mouse giving birth to an elephant. Until that day, I will be skeptical.
Spiritual evolution is quite obviously real, though. Otherwise, what would be the point of the soul?

[Jack Sparrow]

Re: two very easy questions

Darwin is a liar.

I've seen numerous examples he wasn't, but none that proof creatonists are right

[LovingChristian]

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Please, prove to me that Darwin wasn't an atheist liar. I swear to you, I will deconvert on the spot.

[Jack Sparrow]

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the proof for darwin is in numerous museums...

[Phebe Carlyle]

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I've seen numerous examples he wasn't, but none that proof creatonists are right

You speak of proofs and example Jack Sparrow, but are never forthcoming with any.

Darwin, like all humans was merely a man and why is it his "theory" only came about thousands of years after God created all?

Darwin was working for satan to derail The Truth and only the blind believe in his works.

The Truth however and faith in it, will set you free and when that happens, there are never any further questions as to what's and why's as their is no blindness when you are in the light.

John 8: 12-14

Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.

The Pharisees therefore said unto him, Thou bearest record of thyself; thy record is not true.

Jesus answered and said unto them, Though I bear record of myself, yet my record is true: for I know whence I came, and whither I go; but ye cannot tell whence I come, and whither I go.

See Jack Sparrow? It makes perfect sense.

YIC,

WS.

[LovingChristian]

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I guess Jack Sparrow (though I doubt that is his real name) and all the other sheep will rather live their life in ignorance than to repent. It is much more comforting for them to believe that their sins will go unpunished.

Mr. Sparrow, I will leave you with these thoughts. If you are really right, and there is no God, then nothing will happen when you die. You will no longer exist. However, if we are right, then you will spend eternity (literally, forever) in indescribable torment. I beg of you, repent before it is too late. Accept Jesus Christ as your savior, and all your sins will be forgiven. That is the power of God, and myself and thousands of other Christians will vouch for that.

[Jack Sparrow]

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Ywhy is it his "theory" only came about thousands of years after God created all?

why is it God came with his "proof" a few million years after Darwin's started?
I´m getting more and more confused here :s

[Phebe Carlyle]

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why is it God came with his "proof" a few million years after Darwin's started?
I´m getting more and more confused here :s

Darwin was only born in 1809 Jack Sparrow.

Again his "theories" are based purely on his personal assumption of what he "thinks" may have happened. You DO admit it is just a theory of evolution, right?

Unless you are claiming he travelled back in time millions of years?

If that is the case (time travel) show proofs to support that.

YIC

WS.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: two very easy questions

ok, I have 2 very simple, easy to answer questions for you folks:

1) can you give me scientific proof that god exsists

when you can, we come to my second question:

2) can you give me any proof that your version of the bible is the right one



with kind regards...

Having read through this thread I notice that no-one has really addressed your questions, I have already covered much of what you want to know in A Condensed History of the World
Below I give you an extract from the above that will:

A ) Show why scientific proof can not be taken as the real explanation for anything.

B ) Show that "their" version of the bible is not true, and you should read the True Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)

THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER created the universe and a bunch of planets, including Earth. No one except Himself was around to see it, but we suspect it was rather dull. The initial creation, obviously, must have been spectacular, but He then spent the next ten to one hundred years painstakingly preparing the universe to appear older then it actually is. Photons were placed individually, en route to earth, ostensibly emitted millions of years ago from stars across the galaxy. In reality, we know that each proton was divinely placed and red-shifted (The universe appears to be expanding, much like cooked pasta, as illustrated by observed light from distant galaxies shifting toward the Marinara Spectrum. Some scientists cite this as support for His preference for red sauce, but they are most likely idiots) appropriately to make the universe appear to be billions of years old. We are still finding His camouflage methods at work today; each time scientists discover apparent evidence of billions-of-years-old universe, we can be assured that this is just more elaborate preparation He put in place.

Earth was created in approximately 0.062831853 seconds and was similarly disguised to appear much older. We can be certain that the FSM spent even more time preparing the earth, because, being all-knowing, He was well aware that soon enough there would be nosy people poking around everywhere. Know as “scientists,” these nosy people have a sick need – probably sexually motivated (As evidence of sexual motivation on the part of scientists, let’s choose an occupation at random, say gynaecology. These so-called professionals spend their entire lives looking at female sex organs – or poontang, as it’s known in academic circles. Look a little deeper into the fold, and you will find that nearly 99 percent of all gynaecologists have a scientific background. To illustrate just how significant that is, pick another group at random – say myself. I’m not a scientist, and I hardly ever see female sex organs. I find it hard to believe this is just a coincidence. I’m not saying all scientists are perverts, but I think it’s safe to say the nearly all of them are) – to figure out how things work, and so it was even more important that our apparent reality be well designed to hide the truth.

Our Noodly Creator then placed fossils, hidden under the earth’s surface, knowing that they would later be found – thus, seemingly proving that these creatures existed some time ago. Dinosaur bones, for example, were placed so well and in such numbers that it’s widely belived dinosaurs roamed the earth millions of years ago. Interestingly, dinosaurs did exist, but not millions of years ago, because, of course, how could they have existed before the earth was even here? In reality they lived with us, alongside – and occasionally on top of – humans around three thousand years ago.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves to "play" with the scientists, as shown above, and he will often use his Noodly appendages to adjust their results so they think they support what ever it is they are trying to prove.

[Jack Sparrow]

Re: two very easy questions

tnx Jo Feddie
I was allready doint some research on your point
tnx again

[SUV]

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"Free Joran!"

Who is Joran? Although most great Bible Names begin with letter "J" this one sounds suspiciously new-agey to me

Say....you wouldn't be the mastermind behind RA10, would you?

[Jack Sparrow]

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uh, what's ra10?

[SUV]

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uh, what's ra10?

It's a wee taste of the Armageddon itself and must be loathed and Feared by all who are Decent.

Of course, pretending ig'nance is a Sure sign of complicity. Alert, Congregation! RED ALERT!!!

[Jack Sparrow]

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I'm sorry, but before you mentioned it, I had never heard of RA10...

[SUV]

Re: two very easy questions

Does this beat a gong, then?