[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

Hi everyone,

being a eurotrash former soccerplayer, I can confirm that everything written in this thread is 100 percent true (except for the filthy lies from those drunken soccer-hooligans of course).

Soccer is clearly one of the devils tools to lead people astray. We always set our matches on sunday mornings just in order to keep everyone from going to Church. Today I wonder why Satan took this effort upon himself, considering the false teachings being spread by pedophiles and feminazis in our europistan "Churches". As if those false Churches would bring you closer to God than a soccergame!

Of course, soccer is probably the most boring "game" ever invented. But nobody really cares about this, because the real "game" begins right after the final whistle when it comes to gay group sex in the shower room. In fact we mostly arrived 90 minutes late to avoid the silly foreplay.

It's obvious that God dislikes soccer, otherwise it would be popular in His own country, the USA!

I now have renounced soccer and only indulge in more Godly activities like real football, NASCAR and hotdog eating contests, hoping to come closer to Jesus and a greencard!

Praise Jesus! Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

[terence_turdflinger]

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Nice work, Cranky. I take it this whole World Cup charade has got on your nerves too?

A soccer tournament is like a competition of "who's the gayest". 80 minutes of the game is wasted with passing it amongst defenders, and the final 10 is of people falling over for sympathy!

I am British, but it annoys the hell out of me when people refer to this girls game as "football". It's soccer! It's only fair the name "football" is blessed to the superior American counterpart and the sport favoured by Jesus. The hooligan supporters try to overcompensate for the games lack of manliness by being as aggressive and barbaric as possible, but only really succeeding in showing their clear homosexuality of willing to fight over 11 men chasing a ball in tight shorts.

okay sooo... football isn't gay? tight pants+touching eachothers butts= GAY!!!!!!! and wrestling???? ya like that? huh? does god hate that? weeeeelllllll its just males prancing around in tight tight tight did I say tight? uniforms and tumbling intertwined on a soft cushy mat... yeah not gay at all...

[Swedish eskimo]

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okay sooo... football isn't gay? tight pants+touching eachothers butts= GAY!!!!!!! and wrestling???? ya like that? huh? does god hate that? weeeeelllllll its just males prancing around in tight tight tight did I say tight? uniforms and tumbling intertwined on a soft cushy mat... yeah not gay at all...

Why does everything make you think about sex? Are you some kind of pervert?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why does everything make you think about sex? Are you some kind of pervert?

I know that this is probably a new concept to you eskimo savages, but she is a bulldyke lezbean pervert who prefers to do degenerate things with naked girls instead of marrying a proper man and servicing him as she would Jesus.

You probably don't experience such things u in the tundra...Or at least you wouldn't know because you all look alike.

[offtheheezay95]

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first thread i read on this forum and im utterly dissapointed. God tells us to love our neighbours, to show non believers the true paths, yet you all just throw insults in every direction calling everyone supporting soccer a "queer"
honestly, God would be ashamed of everything in this thread, you "true christians" are allowing satan into your hearts with all this hate and anger.

[Alphonse Alban]

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first thread i read on this forum and im utterly dissapointed. God tells us to love our neighbours, to show non believers the true paths, yet you all just throw insults in every direction calling everyone supporting soccer a "queer"
honestly, God would be ashamed of everything in this thread, you "true christians" are allowing satan into your hearts with all this hate and anger.

I see you have not read the bible yourself. You should start reading it right now. This is why Jesus send you to this forum, so you would se the truth about the word of God.

[Crazy Ivan III]

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EHAT IS CONECTIO BETWEN FOOTBALL(SOCER) AND YOUR SATAN?
In what way is USA and ˝ AMERICANS is superior then REST OF THE WORLD?
ONLY by arogance
MAYBE you don´t like football becoze yor BAD AT IT
FOOTBALL IN A GOOD GAME.Whay do you hate it

[offtheheezay95]

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i have not read the entire bible. and do not need to, to know God created you and me, this forum seems to be full of blasphemous fools who falsely use the word of God for their own benefits.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

i have not read the entire bible. and do not need to, to know God created you and me, this forum seems to be full of blasphemous fools who falsely use the word of God for their own benefits.

So you are too lazy to read the whole Bible yet you feel the need to insult those who actually bothered to read the entire Bible? You are clearly a horrible person.

Following the Bible for 99% is pointless, only 100% counts: James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

100% of the Bible is God's word: 2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

[offtheheezay95]

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which is exactly what you've done. and i feel the need to insult? i simply stated the truth and nothing but. good day to you sir

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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which is exactly what you've done. and i feel the need to insult? i simply stated the truth and nothing but. good day to you sir

No friend, you did not state any Truth©, you stated your opinion, which is apparently based on wrong, fluffy bunny, cherry-picking doctrine, and as such, is not a doctrine supported by the Word of God®.

Proverbs
18:5 It is not good to accept the person of the wicked, to overthrow the righteous in judgment.
18:6 A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes.

Soccer, is a heathen game, and to love this footsy game, is to not only be inclined to homersexurality, but also, to love the world, and the things of the world.

1 John
2:15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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i have not read the entire bible. and do not need to, to know God created you and me, this forum seems to be full of blasphemous fools who falsely use the word of God for their own benefits.

The True-Christians™ have said nothing contrary to scripture, and since we are True-Christians™ we cannot, because we cannot sin.

1 John
3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
3:10 In this the children of God are manifest, and the children of the devil: whosoever doeth not righteousness is not of God, neither he that loveth not his brother.

Friend, apparently you are projecting and making a false attribution of us due to your wrong ideas of the Word of God®.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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i have not read the entire bible. and do not need to, to know God created you and me, this forum seems to be full of blasphemous fools who falsely use the word of God for their own benefits.

I don't get it. Where is God mentioned apart from the Bible (KJV1611)?

Does God get mentioned in science books? No!

Does God get mentioned in the TV guides? No!

Any thing that you have ever seen written or spoken about God comes directly from the Bible (KJV1611)

Some fools claim that they know God based on their own internal feelings: why is that not just a neuro-chemical emergent property of being conscious? or neuronal misfire in the parietal lobe?

Let me lay it out straight for you: anything about written about God that does not come directly from the Bible (KJV1611) is inherently flawed and cannot be trusted!

People make things up, forget things, insert thing, reverse things and claim they have perfect recall when we know (Psychologists like me, not you) this is not true.

You may as well interpret the Bible (KJV1611), for goodness sake!!!

What is the point in interpreting or having other people tell YOU what to think when you can just read the Bible (KJV1611) cover to cover and know exactly what God says because he says it explicitly.

How can you (that's you, not me, I don't need to) read Leviticus 20:13 as anything other than an imperative to kill the gaywise?

Keep it simple and follow that Bible (KJV1611) exactly as it is written with no silly interpretation because it bothers your conscience. It may lead to some unpleasantness with heathens but you can be sure you will the one laughing when they burn in Hell forever and you're (I mean you, this time, not me, although I'll be there, too) sat with Jesus laughing for all eternity at the sinners in Hell

Glory!

[offtheheezay95]

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The True-Christians™ have said nothing contrary to scripture, and since we are True-Christians™ we cannot, because we cannot sin.
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you cannot sin? mark 10:18 no one is perfect. im sorry to say you sin from day to day life just like any person here on Earth along with your True-Christians™. and because i play soccer that means im Homosexual, you would be lying by saying that and lying is sinning is it not?

[Alphonse Alban]

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im sorry to say you sin from day to day life just like any person here on Earth

I do feel sorry for your miserable life in sin, but we True Christians™ are free from sin.

1st John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

That's why we need to show you the way to heaven. If you heathens do not change your ways and become like us, you will end up in hell for all eternity.
Turn or burn, that's the way it is.