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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22892

    #1

    Jesus Burns

    Ex:20:4: Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:

    This is what becomes of those vile sinners who disregard the Lord’s Command! Those who have slipped from the narrow path and whose legs are caught by Satan! A lightening bolt from the very Hand of God!

    The Pastor is Lawrence Bishop, a man with little regard for God’s Word. In a fit of nepotism he also titled his wife Darlene, “Pastor Darlene”!

    1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
    1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.


    What sort of a church is this? Spitting in the face of God!

    Let this be a lesson!

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    Solid Rock Church's King of Kings Monument struck by lightning

    MONROE — Charred remnants remained this morning, June 15, of the large Jesus statue iconic to Interstate 75 that was destroyed following an apparent lightning strike during a thunderstorm late Monday night.
    The Lawrence Bishop Music Theater at Solid Rock Church on Union Road endured smoke damage, according to officials. Damages to the King of Kings statue and the theater were estimated to be around $700,000, said Monroe Fire Chief Mark Neu.

    Neu said indications are lightning struck the right hand of the statue. 911 calls received by Monroe and Warren County dispatchers confirm witnesses saw the hand on fire first.

    “It was fully involved when our guys got there,” Neu said. Firefighters were dispatched at 11:16 p.m. and were on the scene at 11:22 p.m.

    The church was not damaged, but audio equipment housed in the music theater was damaged, Neu said. “They had a lot of expensive audio equipment that was lost,” he said.

    Earlier this morning and late Monday night, motorists were stopped along the highway and along Union Road in Monroe to watch the 62-foot King of Kings statue burn. The fire was reported at 11:15 p.m. Monday, June 14. Within minutes, all that was left was the steel frame of the statue at the church.
    There are persons with Christian Sentiments in the area. For example, this woman’s husband told her what to say:
    Church member Cassie Browning, 27, of Dayton, said she was driving north on I-75 on her way back from Tennessee when she and her family saw smoke and noticed the statue missing. “It meant so much to so many people,” Browning said. “The statue can be destroyed and gone, but Jesus can’t be.”
    PRAISE! And, of course, there were God Mockers who will burn in Hell
    “God struck God, I like the irony. Jesus struck Jesus,” said Dawn Smith, 25, of Hamilton, who was among those standing outside the vehicles along Union Road. “I had to see it. What else are you going to do on a Monday night?”
    Equally, there were false Christians who had never read a bible in their lives:
    “It sent goosebumps through my whole body because I am a believer,” said Levi Walsh, 29. “Of all the things that could have been struck, I just think that that would be protected. ... It’s something that’s not supposed to happen, Jesus burning,” he said. “I had to see it with my own eyes.”

    “I can’t believe Jesus was struck,” said his brother, who noted the giant Hustler Hollywood sign for the adult store across the street was untouched. “It’s the last thing I expected to happen.”




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  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #2
    Re: Jesus Burns

    Mmmm are those Noodly appendages I can see in the after shot? I think they are.
    So it was not your imaginary friend smiting a graven image, but the True God revealing himself yet again.
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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12803

      #3
      Re: Jesus Burns

      I wonder if there is going to be a ongoing investigation of this incident.

      I am very suspious of the possible role atheists might have played. Right in the article are interviews with people who came out to watch Jesus burn for entertainment. When you see that, you have to wonder if there were explosives planted that were wired to go off when there was a thunderstorm.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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