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    To all my fellow not-Americans

    Hi.
    I'm sick and tired of seeing like every single not-American generalize Americans beacuse of the guys in here. That sucks because not every American are like theese guys. It totally sucks that nearly every religous discussion end up sounding racist to America.
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    Re: To all my fellow not-Americans

    Indeed it does 'suck' that not every American is as spiritually pure as the members of Landover's Congregation.

    Fear not though, we are working towards a theocracy via the Republican Party and, even if it means a little coercion, God's Law will be implemented as He wishes it to be.

    Never forget, "It is the first duty of government to ensure Eternal Life in Heaven for its citizens."
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #3
      Re: To all my fellow not-Americans

      Originally posted by teenaged turd View Post
      That sucks because not every American are like theese guys.
      Give it time Mr Turd,

      Once all American's hear about the Landover Baptists, repent and read the KJV1611 then and only then will EVERY American be like the guys in here.

      With you being still a child I am sure it will happen in your lifetime.

      Jesus be blessed.!!
      2 Chronicles 7:14
      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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      • #4
        Re: To all my fellow not-Americans

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        Indeed it does 'suck' that not every American is as spiritually pure as the members of Landover's Congregation.
        I didn't write that, and you know it.

        Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
        Give it time Mr Turd,

        Once all American's hear about the Landover Baptists, repent and read the KJV1611 then and only then will EVERY American be like the guys in here.

        With you being still a child I am sure it will happen in your lifetime.
        I'll give it alle the time in the world, because I know it won't happen.

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        • #5
          Re: To all my fellow not-Americans

          Dear Teenaged Trud,
          Thank you for your continuing interest in Landover's Mission to the Unsaved of America.

          You may wish to look at THIS SITE for a political overview.

          This letter, from another teenager, just like you, will probably express your view and your reasons for wishing God to come to the souls of American Citizens:
          President Bush, I am a 15 year-old from Arkansas. I believe you are one of the best presidents ever to reside in the White House. I thank you for your courage to stand by your beliefs and convictions no matter what the democrats or liberal news media try to do to you. I also thank you for bringing your Christian beliefs into your politics. We NEED a man of God like you in Washington. Keep a strong stand on the issues like abortion, cloning, and gay rights(marriages, etc.) You have SOOO much more support than the media tells America you do. I personally think that the war was just even if no WMDs are found---we liberated an entire country from an evil dictator that cared nothing about his people, only himself. God has truly blessed you and your family, as well as America by putting you in the White House. I am confident He will do it again in November. Thank you for all you have done. I pray for you almost every day, and I am confident you have almost every vote from the members of my church-----nearly 15,000. In the name of the Lord God Almighty who controls everything I say these words. Amen. A future Republican voter and Christian Evangelist or Pastor
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • #6
            Re: To all my fellow not-Americans

            Originally posted by teenaged turd View Post
            sounding racist to America.
            Exactly!

            Many people say that you can't be racist against Americans because they are so ethnically diverse. Nationality isn't a race.

            But we know it is -- when you look at real Americans. Then it's the white race. The race of Jesus Christ.
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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