church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

[vadkutya]

i don't know if you guys have already heard about it but if you think this is a joke look here: http://www.venganza.org/!

i thought this should be brought to your attention,
vadkutya

[Five Year Old Girl]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

i don't know if you guys have already heard about it but if you think this is a joke look here: http://www.venganza.org/!

i thought this should be brought to your attention,
vadkutya

I personally find joking about religion the lowest act possible. There is a special place in Hell for those who mock religion.

[Talitha]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Now look at what you've done!!
Scaring out little Freehold brat lady.

[vadkutya]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Now look at what you've done!!
Scaring out little Freehold brat lady.

now is this or isn't this the right thread for false religion and cults??? this is not a matter for a 5 yr old girl, sry, but i considered it important to bring this to your attention.

to Bobby-Joe: I don't think they are joking. as far as i understood it they want to become a recognized church with subsidiaries from your goverment! they say their believe in a flying spaghetti monsters equalls any religion as it cannot be proved or, more impotantly, disproved!

are these guys serious?

vadkutya

[Talitha]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

now is this or isn't this the right thread for false religion and cults??? this is not a matter for a 5 yr old girl, sry, but i considered it important to bring this to your attention.

to Bobby-Joe: I don't think they are joking. as far as i understood it they want to become a recognized church with subsidiaries from your goverment! they say their believe in a flying spaghetti monsters equalls any religion as it cannot be proved or, more impotantly, disproved!

are these guys serious?

vadkutya

As if anybody with an Ounce of common sense would ever believe that their Deity can fly.
I'm thankful I have Jesus

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

now is this or isn't this the right thread for false religion and cults??? this is not a matter for a 5 yr old girl, sry, but i considered it important to bring this to your attention.

to Bobby-Joe: I don't think they are joking. as far as i understood it they want to become a recognized church with subsidiaries from your goverment! they say their believe in a flying spaghetti monsters equalls any religion as it cannot be proved or, more impotantly, disproved!

are these guys serious?

vadkutya

How can they be serious; there holy book is written by some weirdo who talks to an invisible man only he can see. Does that sound like a real religion to you?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

If THAT is GOD then I ate him last night. Along with a nice loaf of french bread and some very fine red wine.



Get JESUS now or get lost!

[vadkutya]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

If THAT is GOD then I ate him last night. Along with a nice loaf of french bread and some very fine red wine.



Get JESUS now or get lost!

YOU ATE THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER??? THAN YOU MIGHT BE POSSESSED BY A DEMON THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A BIBLE HUMPING NYMPHO!!! GET HELP IMMEDIATELY

vadkutya

[Five Year Old Girl]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

I don't wanna go ta' heck. Jeevus, I din't mean ta' be no dolly-didolator, I just like Pasgetti. I din't mean ta' worship no false godses. Pwease don't burn me Jeevus. Pweeeeaaaassssee!


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

I don't wanna go ta' heck. Jeevus, I din't mean ta' be no dolly-didolator, I just like Pasgetti. I din't mean ta' worship no false godses. Pwease don't burn me Jeevus. Pweeeeaaaassssee!


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Don't you worry. There's nothing wrong with your spaghetti. Vadkutya is just a crazy man who can't tell the difference Jesus and between a plate of spaghetti!

Let's see if he can tell the difference when one of them drop-kicks Vadkutya's sinning fanny straight to Hell!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[vadkutya]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Don't you worry. There's nothing wrong with your spaghetti. Vadkutya is just a crazy man who can't tell the difference Jesus and between a plate of spaghetti!

Let's see if he can tell the difference when one of them drop-kicks Vadkutya's sinning fanny straight to Hell!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

i haven't said i believe in it, now have i? after all i posted it in the FALSE RELIGIONS AND CULTS section!!!

sincerely, vadkutya

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

i haven't said i believe in it, now have i? after all i posted it in the FALSE RELIGIONS AND CULTS section!!!

sincerely, vadkutya

What exactly do you want, atheist scum?

Have you come to spew your god-mocking hatred, or to accept Christ as your personal Savior©?

[Five Year Old Girl]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

i haven't said i believe in it, now have i? after all i posted it in the FALSE RELIGIONS AND CULTS section!!!

sincerely, vadkutya

But why come you talkeded 'bout it when you don't believe it? Are you a Morming?

[Marshall]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Worshiping a bowl of noodles is ridiculous.
What have noodles ever done for anyone but give them the winds?
Christ guarantees eternal salvation through His blood spilled at Calvary! GLORY!

Jesus is the way to go, definitely. Noodles? Not so much.