[Choir Girl]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I was taught to pray before every meal... and twice when seeing some one eat spaghetti.

[Thomas W]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Spaghetti is not an invention of man but a food made by man (and midget) under the instruction of our Lord Noodle.

Frequently Asked Questions
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You won't accomplish anything by this inane spamming, other than a ticket straight to Hell.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

*sigh* All these "edgy" troll religions...

Here's reason for you: If God made man, and man made spaghetti, then obviously your blasphemous abomination is lower than even man.

[FONT="]The Olive Garden of Eden[/FONT]

That midget, however, was goddamn noisy. The FSM couldn’t deal with all the complaining down on earth, so the Lord FSM commanded the midget, saying, “Here’s an idea . . . why don’t you collect the semolina, rice and what-have-you, and make pasta in my image. That’s what it’s there for. And fill your mouth with it and be quiet and peaceful. But be careful with the olive tree, for the olive itself is good, but the pit inside is rock hard and you could choke on it or break a tooth, so you should consider it as evil; if you choke you shall surely die. Which would mean I wasted a hell of a lot of time on you, although I’m already having second thoughts.”

Spaghetti is not an invention of man but a food made by man (and midget) under the instruction of our Lord Noodle.

When I read about idol worshipping being a sin, I couldn't imagine that people would actually worship spaghetti.

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69 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta."

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

That's what the Bible says

Anyway, I think we've derailed this thread as far as we can. Perhaps you can read the thread that has been linked to and once you read the scriptural proof you can discuss it on that thread.

[Dingleberry]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I've stood on beaches, although usually it's so hazy that the horizon just kind of disappears into the mist. I've also stood on many a prairie and I can tell you that they look flat.

Here are some random pictures I've just grabbed off of photobucket, I don't think they're photoshopped to prove a flat horizon, yet the horizon lines are all flat.









All look flat to me.

Are you seriously trying to prove that the world is flat?

[Gaps]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Unfortunately it seems that whenever people who are losing an argument they seem to think that linking to a virus is a way of winning. But hey, you go download all of the viruses you want. If that's what makes you feel alive.

That does not make me feel alive. And i tihnk its an childish way of loosing an argumentation if thats the case, so no virus frome me.

I did actually attach the photos in my prevoius post, so that you should not be affraid of clicking links that might show you the world outside. But for some reason i didnt work - so i try again.

[Dingleberry]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I think god was a woman

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Off course not, a safe way to avoid the real world.

I didn't realize that basic network security is "avoiding the real world".

Unfortunately it seems that whenever people who are losing an argument they seem to think that linking to a virus is a way of winning. But hey, you go download all of the viruses you want. If that's what makes you feel alive.

[Gaps]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I don't click links from anyone except a True Christian™ Sorry, just too much hassle battling viruses.

Off course not, a safe way to avoid the real world.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I agree they all look flat - but the earth is very big you know! You need a much wider view to see the rounding. Our eyes are much more wide angle than a basic photo optic, so thats why it does not look round.

I found some images that you can have a look at:

A ship in the horizon

Earth seen frome space

The sphere of the earth

Also i found the mathematics for proving the earth is round. But the text is in danish, so im sorry for that. The math formulars are generic though.
Math

I don't click links from anyone except a True Christian(TM) Sorry, just too much hassle battling viruses.

[Gaps]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I've stood on beaches, although usually it's so hazy that the horizon just kind of disappears into the mist. I've also stood on many a prairie and I can tell you that they look flat.

Here are some random pictures I've just grabbed off of photobucket, I don't think they're photoshopped to prove a flat horizon, yet the horizon lines are all flat.

All look flat to me.

I agree they all look flat - but the earth is very big you know! You need a much wider view to see the rounding. Our eyes are much more wide angle than a basic photo optic, so thats why it does not look round.

I found some images that you can have a look at:

A ship in the horizon

Earth seen frome space

The sphere of the earth

Also i found the mathematics for proving the earth is round. But the text is in danish, so im sorry for that. The math formulars are generic though.
Math

[Thomas W]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

*sigh* All these "edgy" troll religions...

Here's reason for you: If God made man, and man made spaghetti, then obviously your blasphemous abomination is lower than even man. When I read about idol worshipping being a sin, I couldn't imagine that people would actually worship spaghetti.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Well the photos in the thread are all very nicely photoshop work. Even a child can see that, and calling them true "photos" might be an proffesional offending, but i mist admit they are fine.

Yes the horizon is round, but again, if you have not had the chance to stand on a beach and look out at the ocean, you wouldnt know, would you....

I've stood on beaches, although usually it's so hazy that the horizon just kind of disappears into the mist. I've also stood on many a prairie and I can tell you that they look flat.

Here are some random pictures I've just grabbed off of photobucket, I don't think they're photoshopped to prove a flat horizon, yet the horizon lines are all flat.









All look flat to me.

[Gaps]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

They seem round to you? Go through the thread, there's photos of horizons from planes and they're straight.

I think you should get your eyes checked. Unless you're looking at hills a horizon is as flat as can be.

Well the photos in the thread are all very nicely photoshop work. Even a child can see that, and calling them true "photos" might be an proffesional offending, but i mist admit they are fine.

Yes the horizon is round, but again, if you have not had the chance to stand on a beach and look out at the ocean, you wouldnt know, would you....

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Wow thanx, but thats just rubbish. Nicely done photoshop images - i can do them myself to prove point, but im not.

I guess you have en explanation on the horizon, when looking out at the ocean... it seem round doesn it? Or will you now claim its optical illusion? well in that case they are made by God. And why did he need the horizon to look round?

They seem round to you? Go through the thread, there's photos of horizons from planes and they're straight.

I think you should get your eyes checked. Unless you're looking at hills a horizon is as flat as can be.