[Heratio Christofison]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

The threats of eternal damnation in burning lakes of fire are meaningless as no such place exists as the scriptures show us an Intelligent Creator would not go to all the bother of creating us and then torture us in such a way. No that is what a sadist would do, and is a sadist worthy of our love and worship?

Any quotes you give from the kjv1611 collected fairy tales to back up you sick and twisted view of the sick sadist you call god are as meaningful as a quote from The Wizard of OZ as it does not come from the TRUE scriptures but from a work of fiction.

Let us look at what the REAL scriptures have to say on this matter...

An Announcement Regarding the Afterlife
*As transcribed by Solipsy and Auntie Dee DeeMuellers I
a letter to the Macaronians

Seems like you don't understand the heavenly logic Freddie. If you read the bible and understand. You will get to understand that the heavenly logic is different from your secular logic... perhaps you can't see the purpose why that your gonna burn in hell, but the lord is all knowing and he will burn your sorry behind in hell!!!

Any how I think your just angry for the fact that you know that, you know that your gonna burn in hell for eternity that is why your constantly kept on coming here to flame on this forum with your evil evil secular philosophy... I mean flying faggoty monster???... yewr seriously sick buddy!!!!.. and not funny!!! ...

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Seems like you don't understand the heavenly logic

Logic based on the kjv1611 collected fairy tales is as valid as logic based on the wizard of Oz, as I have already said they are both works of fiction.
The only TRUE religious logic must be based on the True Scriptures of The Flying Spaghetti Monster and not some made up book.

If you read the bible and understand...

...that is holds no truth about the nature of God or anything else.

I have no fear of "burn in hell for eternity" as it is not going to happen, as I have shown with the TRUE Holy scriptures.

[Heratio Christofison]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Logic based on the kjv1611 collected fairy tales is as valid as logic based on the wizard of Oz, as I have already said they are both works of fiction.
The only TRUE religious logic must be based on the True Scriptures of The Flying Spaghetti Monster and not some made up book.

...that is holds no truth about the nature of God or anything else.

I have no fear of "burn in hell for eternity" as it is not going to happen, as I have shown with the TRUE Holy scriptures.

Psalms 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

YEWR A FOOL FREDDIE NUFF SAID

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Meaningless quote removed

You quote is from a made up book about a false god so is therefore meaningless.

ProvHerbs 13. Thou shalt be amused rather than angered by the words and deeds of idiots; for I am thy Noodly Lord and I have created idiots solely for entertainment purposes, Mine first and thine likewise.

You must entertain The Noodly Lord greatly.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Take heed blasphemer the KJV is blatently clear and easy to understand.......even for you should be able to grasp it
Leviticus 26:1


You shall not make idols for yourselves;
neither a carved image nor a sacred pillar shall you rear up for yourselves;
nor shall you set up an engraved stone in your land, to bow down to it;
for I am the LORD your God

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Take heed blasphemer the KJV is blatently clear and easy to understand.......even for you should be able to grasp it
Leviticus 26:1


You shall not make idols for yourselves;
neither a carved image nor a sacred pillar shall you rear up for yourselves;
nor shall you set up an engraved stone in your land, to bow down to it;
for I am the LORD your God

A Clockwork Orange 1.4.21

But, brothers, this biting of their toe-nails over what is ... the cause of badness is what turns me into a fine laughing malchick. They don't go into the cause of goodness, so why the other shop? If lewdies are good that's because they like it, and I wouldn't ever interfere with their pleasures, and so of the other shop. And I was patronizing the other shop. More, badness is of the self, the one, the you or me on our oddy knockies, and that self is made by old Bog or God and is his great pride and radosty. But the not-self cannot have the bad, meaning they of the government and the judges and the schools cannot allow the bad because they cannot allow the self. And is not our modern history, my brothers, the story of brave malenky selves fighting these big machines? I am serious with you, brothers, over this. But what I do I do because I like to do

Now why, you may ask, did I respond with a quote from "A Clockwork Orange" well it is just as much the word of God as the book Wiener quotes from.
If we look at the actual holy scriptures and not just some book we find...

Qwertyuiopasd’s Letter to the Evangelists.

2:4 As the Flying Spaghetti Monster said through the Buddha, “Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.”

Pastafarianism has no idols of stone, we do not worship any carved image, we worship The Lord God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster so we do not even go against what is writ in that part of you fairy tales.

Oh and before you go on about "your worship a plate of pasta"

Frequently Asked Questions

69 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Why do you continue to persecute us so???

It is obvious that Jesus has seen fit to afflict you with a variety mental shortcomings and thus trying to reason with a welfare eligible retard is not going to ever be fruitful

If you are not prepared to renounce your so called god and praise Jesus and work toward True Christian™ Enlightenment™ and Salvation™ then best you prepare for infinitive eternal damnation

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Why do you continue to persecute us so???

I am not persecuting you Weiner or anyone else, far from it I am trying to help you. Out of compassion for my fellow human being, trying to show you the TRUTH, help you have an understanding of the TRUE nature of The Pne True God.
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If you are not prepared to renounce your so called god and praise Jesus and work toward "true christian" Enlightenment and Salvation then best you prepare for infinitive eternal damnation

See this is the kind of thing I and talking about, the way your indoctrination has brainwashed you to believe what the fairy tales tell you about Heaven and Hell.

[Onetruegod]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I must say, after reading this discussion and weighing these different arguments it has come to my conclusion that the One True God is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
It is just so much more logical to me.
I know i probably will get banned for this, and that everyone will respond with "You'll go to hell for this" and such. But that can and will only strenghten my belief and faith that there is no such thing as Hell.
Only a stripper factory and a volcano of your favourite beverage.


May you all be touched by His Noodly Appendages.
RAmen.

[proteastantguy]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I must say, after reading this discussion and weighing these different arguments it has come to my conclusion that the One True God is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
It is just so much more logical to me.
I know i probably will get banned for this, and that everyone will respond with "You'll go to hell for this" and such. But that can and will only strenghten my belief and faith that there is no such thing as Hell.
Only a stripper factory and a volcano of your favourite beverage.


May you all be touched by His Noodly Appendages.
RAmen.

RAmen

[Gaps]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

If it's not in the Bible (KJV1611) then it's not true

Does the KJV1611 tell anything about the world? Is it flat or round?

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Does the KJV1611 tell anything about the world? Is it flat or round?

You can learn all about the shape of The Earth here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...ght=earth+flat

[Gaps]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

You can learn all about the shape of The Earth here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...ght=earth+flat

Wow thanx, but thats just rubbish. Nicely done photoshop images - i can do them myself to prove point, but im not.

I guess you have en explanation on the horizon, when looking out at the ocean... it seem round doesn it? Or will you now claim its optical illusion? well in that case they are made by God. And why did he need the horizon to look round?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Wow thanx, but thats just rubbish. Nicely done photoshop images - i can do them myself to prove point, but im not.

I guess you have en explanation on the horizon, when looking out at the ocean... it seem round doesn it? Or will you now claim its optical illusion? well in that case they are made by God. And why did he need the horizon to look round?

They seem round to you? Go through the thread, there's photos of horizons from planes and they're straight.

I think you should get your eyes checked. Unless you're looking at hills a horizon is as flat as can be.

[Gaps]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

They seem round to you? Go through the thread, there's photos of horizons from planes and they're straight.

I think you should get your eyes checked. Unless you're looking at hills a horizon is as flat as can be.

Well the photos in the thread are all very nicely photoshop work. Even a child can see that, and calling them true "photos" might be an proffesional offending, but i mist admit they are fine.

Yes the horizon is round, but again, if you have not had the chance to stand on a beach and look out at the ocean, you wouldnt know, would you....