[Petal]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I love the story about the flying spaghetti monster

you needs to quits encouragin him, he be yappity-yap-yap-yappin abouts pasta gods, an it silly cuz it not real , you needs some realitys like how lord Jesus live in the sky wiv his daddy an the angels an stuff

that be Mr.Freddie, he a loon ---> <--- an that be the wraths of lord God!


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[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Lisa, poor Lisa, I can see the inner turmoil you are going through, let me help you, your subconscious KNOWS I speak nothing but the TRUTH but you will not or can not accept what it is trying to tell you. That is why you keep referring to the PSM because you inner self will is trying so hard to stop you insulting the FSM. This struggle inside you must hurt, you can be free of the pain if you accept the TRUTH. Accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lisa.

Stop smoking your side salad. You are impairing mental capacities. Who would want to believe your ridicules story. Besides I squashed your idol when I parked on it. Luckily there was a hose handy so I could wash it of.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I love the story about the flying spaghetti monster

My friend it is not just a story, unlike the kjv1611 - collected fairy tales it IS THE TRUTH.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

You poor misguided person. You know you are worship an idol, a plate of spaghetti.

I forget to tell you. When I was out shopping today I parked on your PSM idol

Lisa, poor Lisa, I can see the inner turmoil you are going through, let me help you, your subconscious KNOWS I speak nothing but the TRUTH but you will not or can not accept what it is trying to tell you. That is why you keep referring to the PSM because you inner self will is trying so hard to stop you insulting the FSM. This struggle inside you must hurt, you can be free of the pain if you accept the TRUTH. Accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lisa.

[THE_HATER]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

A Condensed History of the World
Five Thousand Years Ago:
The Beginning


I have posted much on this Forum about The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages, so I will point you in the right direction to read more.


The Holy Noodle
A Condensed History of the World
Pirates’ Effects on Global Warming.
Edd's Letters
Does Pastafarianism Pre-Date Bobby Henderson?
The Most High and Holy Prayer
Advice on Cooking, Eating & Enjoying Tasty Pasta

In my signature you can find details of where to find the Holy Text

I love the story about the flying spaghetti monster

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

tell me more about the flying spaghetti monster please

A Condensed History of the World
Five Thousand Years Ago:
The Beginning

THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER created the universe and a bunch of planets, including Earth. No one except Himself was around to see it, but we suspect it was rather dull. The initial creation, obviously, must have been spectacular, but He then spent the next ten to one hundred years painstakingly preparing the universe to appear older then it actually is. Photons were placed individually, en route to earth, ostensibly emitted millions of years ago from stars across the galaxy. In reality, we know that each proton was divinely placed and red-shifted (The universe appears to be expanding, much like cooked pasta, as illustrated by observed light from distant galaxies shifting toward the Marinara Spectrum. Some scientists cite this as support for His preference for red sauce, but they are most likely idiots) appropriately to make the universe appear to be billions of years old. We are still finding His camouflage methods at work today; each time scientists discover apparent evidence of billions-of-years-old universe, we can be assured that this is just more elaborate preparation He put in place.

I have posted much on this Forum about The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages, so I will point you in the right direction to read more.


The Holy Noodle
A Condensed History of the World
Pirates’ Effects on Global Warming.
Edd's Letters
Does Pastafarianism Pre-Date Bobby Henderson?
The Most High and Holy Prayer
Advice on Cooking, Eating & Enjoying Tasty Pasta

In my signature you can find details of where to find the Holy Text

[THE_HATER]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

You poor misguided person. You know you are worship an idol, a plate of spaghetti.

I forget to tell you. When I was out shopping today I parked on your PSM idol

I noticed the picture was made in photoshop

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Nothing of the sort, just another case of someone reading our discussion, weighing the different arguments we put forward and coming to their own conclusion that it makes much more sense that the One True God and our Lord and Creator is The Flying Spaghetti Monster and NOT the mythical god you can't even name.

You poor misguided person. You know you are worship an idol, a plate of spaghetti.

I forget to tell you. When I was out shopping today I parked on your PSM idol

[THE_HATER]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Nothing of the sort, just another case of someone reading our discussion, weighing the different arguments we put forward and coming to their own conclusion that it makes much more sense that the One True God and our Lord and Creator is The Flying Spaghetti Monster and NOT the mythical god you can't even name.

tell me more about the flying spaghetti monster please

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Looks like someone wants to be your new cabin boy Jo Freddie.

Nothing of the sort, just another case of someone reading our discussion, weighing the different arguments we put forward and coming to their own conclusion that it makes much more sense that the One True God and our Lord and Creator is The Flying Spaghetti Monster and NOT the mythical god you can't even name.

[THE_HATER]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Looks like someone wants to be your new cabin boy Jo Freddie.

looks like someone don't know anything about the true god

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

the only god in the world is the great flying spaghetthi monster

Looks like someone wants to be your new cabin boy Jo Freddie.

[THE_HATER]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

the only god in the world is the great flying spaghetthi monster

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

It is you that has the fantasies about Tickety Boo, you know nothing of their sex or sexuality, nor of mine, so what ever your mind has us doing in your dreams is all your own work. It tells nothing about any form of perversion that we may or may not be involved in but everything about the way your mind works.

You are so funny Jo Freddie. You should stop smoking your side salad and stop worshiping PSM. I hope you still have the pictures I posted beside your bedside table to remind you of where you will spending eternity.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I believe in the great flying spaghetti monster as my only true god