[THE_HATER]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

And YOU are not a good Pastafarian. From the Loose Canon (try reading your own "Holy Book" sometime...):

The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions:

3. Judge not, for verily it be not thine job neither most likely to be thine business.
5. Be kind unto others whether they are kind unto thou or not, for it maketh thou the better person in most situations, and occasionally it doth piss off an idiot, which is funny unto Your Lord the Sauced One.

since I don't believe in the bible, I wont even open it, at any time

[Didymus Much]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

YOU are a demon

And YOU are not a good Pastafarian. From the Loose Canon (try reading your own "Holy Book" sometime...):

The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions:

3. Judge not, for verily it be not thine job neither most likely to be thine business.
5. Be kind unto others whether they are kind unto thou or not, for it maketh thou the better person in most situations, and occasionally it doth piss off an idiot, which is funny unto Your Lord the Sauced One.

[THE_HATER]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Inner strength? More likely it is demons in your colon.

YOU are a demon

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Stop with you silly PSM worshiping. I squashed it today when I parked on it. So you have nothing to worship anymore. Stop smoking your side salads.

I have no idea what is was you actually ran over Lisa but I KNOW it was not Our Lord, He has been since before the dawn of time and if he had ceased to be so would his creation, so as I am still here I can be 100% confident that so is He.
Nothing new to come up with Lisa? still with the allegation of Salad misuse, my that inner turmoil must be hitting you hard today.

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Yet again with the allegations of salad abuse, and the threats of an eternity in your mythical hell, sorry Lisa that is not going to happen, there are no burning lakes of sulfurous fire, God is an intelligent Creator and does not do such things to His creations despite what your book of fairy tales tells you.

Stop with you silly PSM worshiping. I squashed it today when I parked on it. So you have nothing to worship anymore. Stop smoking your side salads.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

The more you smoke your side salad, the funnier you get. Enjoy it before you spend your eternity in hell.

Yet again with the allegations of salad abuse, and the threats of an eternity in your mythical hell, sorry Lisa that is not going to happen, there are no burning lakes of sulfurous fire, God is an intelligent Creator and does not do such things to His creations despite what your book of fairy tales tells you.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Inner strength? More likely it is demons in your colon.

Evidently you suffer from the same inner turmoil with your sub conscious that poor Lisa does.

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Each time you are unable to mock Our Lord by His True initials "FSM" I see that turmoil inside you is real, even if you are still not capable of acknowledging it to yourself, I am given hope that one day you will embrace the Pasta.

Your constant attempts to mock me have no effect, I am immune to to such taunts as I have True Faith, and the teachings of The Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster and His prophets prepare a True Pastafarian to endure such meaningless actions. For I AM a True Pastafarian and I have an inner strength you can never know while you worship your false god.

The more you smoke your side salad, the funnier you get. Enjoy it before you spend your eternity in hell.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

[...] I have an inner strength you can never know while you worship your false god.

Inner strength? More likely it is demons in your colon.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I have no inner turmoil. You are the one believes in the false idol PSM

Each time you are unable to mock Our Lord by His True initials "FSM" I see that turmoil inside you is real, even if you are still not capable of acknowledging it to yourself, I am given hope that one day you will embrace the Pasta.

Your constant attempts to mock me have no effect, I am immune to to such taunts as I have True Faith, and the teachings of The Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster and His prophets prepare a True Pastafarian to endure such meaningless actions. For I AM a True Pastafarian and I have an inner strength you can never know while you worship your false god.

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I DO believe in the One True God, for He IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster, it is you who follow a false god, I ignore your words of ridicule as I know they are just symptoms of your inner turmoil, I am happy to be a target for your mockery as to shows me their is hope for you. I have no need to be saved as I KNOW the truth.

I have no inner turmoil. You are the one believes in the false idol PSM

I think Petal summed it up the best.

that be Mr.Freddie, he a loon ---> <--- an that be the wraths of lord God!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

You are just being silly. Now stop worship pasta and start believing in the One True God. Everyone here is laughing at you and your ridicules story.

Since you hang around here;
► You must believe in the One True God, or
► Like being ridiculed, or
► Want to be saved, or
► Have no friends

I DO believe in the One True God, for He IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster, it is you who follow a false god, I ignore your words of ridicule as I know they are just symptoms of your inner turmoil, I am happy to be a target for your mockery as to shows me their is hope for you. I have no need to be saved as I KNOW the truth.

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

you needs to quits encouragin him, he be yappity-yap-yap-yappin abouts pasta gods, an it silly cuz it not real , you needs some realitys like how lord Jesus live in the sky wiv his daddy an the angels an stuff

that be Mr.Freddie, he a loon ---> <--- an that be the wraths of lord God!


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You correct in what you say Petal. It is silly to believe in pasta gods. We know they are not real.

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

My mental capacity is just fine Lisa, you on the other had Lisa are being torn apart inside.

You are just being silly. Now stop worship pasta and start believing in the One True God. Everyone here is laughing at you and your ridicules story.

Since you hang around here;
► You must believe in the One True God, or
► Like being ridiculed, or
► Want to be saved, or
► Have no friends

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Stop smoking your side salad. You are impairing mental capacities. Who would want to believe your ridicules story. Besides I squashed your idol when I parked on it. Luckily there was a hose handy so I could wash it of.

My mental capacity is just fine Lisa, you on the other had Lisa are being torn apart inside.

Notice how I do not stoop down to you level Lisa, how I keep my dignity, that is because I KNOW who God IS, and He IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

For all you protests to the contrary, it is clear from your words, they way you keep resorting to allegations of salad misuse, that you are having your doubts about the mythical being you hold up as a god.