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  • Colbert Mcpherson
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    • Jun 2010
    • 91

    #16
    Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

    What's a white area?
    You really are a fantastic example of a Dane aren't you? Mindless, Godless, self abusing, cancerous and what is more, probably a rapist to boot!
    Reverend of St. Thaddeus's Church

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    • Dirk
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 1425

      #17
      Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

      Originally posted by biza the godmocker View Post
      What's a white area?
      Where white people live, you know, Aryans....

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #18
        Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

        Originally posted by Dirk View Post
        Where white people live, you know, Aryans....
        Yes Brother; the parts of the United States not filled racists like blacks or Hispanics. Not that like most Danes Biza has any idea of what it is like living a life free of racism.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • odin=satan4evar
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          • Jun 2010
          • 45

          #19
          Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

          [QUOTE=Mark Christ;560216
          [COLOR=red]Such a small country, yet so many homers and lezbeans.[/COLOR]

          QUOTE]

          dude we aint playing baseball.... so no "homers" are did you mean homer simpson.... nope none of him either... and what in mother marys name is a lezbean... a bean om some kind is it tasty....

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          • odin=satan4evar
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            • Jun 2010
            • 45

            #20
            Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

            The United States of America is the greatest, most powerful nation on earth. Proof positive that Jesus smiles upon us every day, and prefers us to all other countries.
            sorry dude but jesus smile to you because you are retards, and you all need help

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #21
              Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

              Originally posted by odin=satan4evar View Post
              sorry dude but jesus smile to you because you are retards, and you all need help
              Dear Godmocking Eskimo;

              Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomising walruses to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

              Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
              5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
              5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
              Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

              YIC,

              --Pastor Ezekiel
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • moneymaster93
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                • Aug 2010
                • 13

                #22
                Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                Minnesota and Scandinavia are both for faggots

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #23
                  Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                  Originally posted by moneymaster93 View Post
                  Minnesota and Scandinavia are both for faggots
                  I have always suspected the people of Minnesota of speaking rather queerly, but I have never thought about it being a fag state. They did elect Franken (aka Stuart Smalley from SNL).
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • moneymaster93
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                    • Aug 2010
                    • 13

                    #24
                    Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    I have always suspected the people of Minnesota of speaking rather queerly, but I have never thought about it being a fag state. They did elect Franken (aka Stuart Smalley from SNL).
                    Minnesota may not be all gay but it did vote blue in almost every election since 1960 with the exception for 1972. It was the only state to vote blue in 1984.

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                    • Chris Sinner
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                      • Aug 2010
                      • 21

                      #25
                      Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                      Originally posted by moneymaster93 View Post
                      Minnesota and Scandinavia are both for faggots
                      Well then why arent you here then and taking your slice of gay heaven as per your youtube videos clearly state that you are infact a bisexual?

                      I feel alot of hate in you. I will pray for your soul even though i think it is too late!

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                      • moneymaster93
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                        • Aug 2010
                        • 13

                        #26
                        Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                        Originally posted by Chris Sinner View Post
                        Well then why arent you here then and taking your slice of gay heaven as per your youtube videos clearly state that you are infact a bisexual?

                        I feel alot of hate in you. I will pray for your soul even though i think it is too late!
                        I'm not a Bi! That comment was a joke towards a spastic nerd that doesn't know any better! In another video, I said I was not gay. BI = Gay!

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 8337

                          #27
                          Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                          Originally posted by moneymaster93 View Post
                          I'm not a Bi! That comment was a joke towards a spastic nerd that doesn't know any better! In another video, I said I was not gay. BI = Gay!
                          Posting all that gay pornography of yourself on the internet was bound to catch up with you sooner or later. Don't act so surprised.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • moneymaster93
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                            • Aug 2010
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                            #28
                            Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                            There is no gay porn of me because gay people are faggot pieces of shit! My videos on Youtube are full of sarcasm!

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #29
                              Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                              Originally posted by moneymaster93 View Post
                              There is no gay porn of me because gay people are faggot pieces of shit! My videos on Youtube are full of sarcasm!
                              One of those sarcastic types, eh? So are you telling us that you actually are a gayer, and a mocking sarcastic one at that? Enjoy hell, you sarcastically Satanic sodomite!
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Aug 2010
                                • 492

                                #30
                                Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                                What was the name of this thread again???

                                Ohh I see. Yes i'm sure that God loves a this rectum cracking, back door pushing country of Denmark more than his own country, The US of A

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                                Hate to show you this, brothers and sisters, but this is what Denmark is all about... Can't wait leave this God forsaken country, and find me a nice home in Freehold, USA.


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