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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405
    #31
    Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

    Originally posted by retroman000 View Post
    I'd much rather have a man and cat that love each other marry than a man and a woman that don't.
    What does love have to do with marriage? My dad never loved my mother and hates every day he's been married to her. But you know what, he has ethics so when he knocked her up he did the Christian thing and married her. Maybe you would have preferred my mother MURDERED me in the womb, burned her bra and went off to California to join a hippie common and died in a LSD overdose. Well that is the kind of secular hell on earth you are advocating.

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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070
        #32
        Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

        Originally posted by retroman000 View Post
        I'd much rather have a man and cat that love each other marry than a man and a woman that don't.
        You are just freaky pervert who wants to enjoy an eternity in hell

        Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • retroman000
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jul 2010
            • 51
            #33
            Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

            What does love have to do with marriage?
            Umm, everything!

            My dad never loved my mother and hates every day he's been married to her. But you know what, he has ethics so when he knocked her up he did the Christian thing and married her.
            Well he shouldn't have knocked her up if he didn't want to get married.

            Maybe you would have preferred my mother MURDERED me in the womb, burned her bra and went off to California to join a hippie common and died in a LSD overdose. Well that is the kind of secular hell on earth you are advocating.
            I never even said anything remotely similar to that. XD

            You are just freaky pervert who wants to enjoy an eternity in hell
            I never said I did it with an animal.

            God will not be happy.
            OK, sucks for him.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #34
                Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

                Originally posted by retroman000 View Post
                Umm, everything!

                Well he shouldn't have knocked her up if he didn't want to get married.

                I never even said anything remotely similar to that. XD

                I never said I did it with an animal.

                OK, sucks for him.
                Dear Godmocking Whore;

                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Tchoupitoulas
                    Unsaved trash, firewater-gulping squaw
                     
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 183
                    #35
                    Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    What does love have to do with marriage? My dad never loved my mother and hates every day he's been married to her. But you know what, he has ethics so when he knocked her up he did the Christian thing and married her.

                    If your dad didn't love your mom, why was he having sex with her when they weren't married? Were you conceived as a result of your father raping your mother?

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                      • retroman00000
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 5
                        #36
                        Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

                        If your dad didn't love your mom, why was he having sex with her when they weren't married? Were you conceived as a result of your father raping your mother?
                        My dad didn't rape my mom. They just had sex. You can have sex without getting married. now shut up about my parents.

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267
                            #37
                            Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

                            Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
                            If your dad didn't love your mom, why was he having sex with her when they weren't married? Were you conceived as a result of your father raping your mother?
                            Is it that hard for you to comprehend the word of God? Bobby- Joe's father did the right thing!
                            Deuteronomy 22:28-29

                            If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.


                             And you call your self a Christian!

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                              • Tchoupitoulas
                                Unsaved trash, firewater-gulping squaw
                                 
                                • Jul 2010
                                • 183
                                #38
                                Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

                                Originally posted by retroman00000 View Post
                                My dad didn't rape my mom. They just had sex. You can have sex without getting married. now shut up about my parents.

                                Retro, I was responding to Bobby Joe's statement that his dad never loved his mom and only married her because he got her pregnant.

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                                  • Sister Christina
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2010
                                    • 364
                                    #39
                                    Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

                                    Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
                                    Retro, I was responding to Bobby Joe's statement that his dad never loved his mom and only married her because he got her pregnant.
                                    What do you mean by 'only'. According to the bible that's the main reason to do it. Didn't you see the scripture our fine Mr. Dewitt just provided above?
                                    "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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                                      • Tchoupitoulas
                                        Unsaved trash, firewater-gulping squaw
                                         
                                        • Jul 2010
                                        • 183
                                        #40
                                        Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

                                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                        Is it that hard for you to comprehend the word of God? Bobby- Joe's father did the right thing!
                                        Deuteronomy 22:28-29

                                        If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
                                        So Bobby Joe's father raped his mother. That explains a lot.


                                        And you call your self a Christian!
                                        When did I ever do that?

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78556
                                            #41
                                            Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

                                            Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
                                            So Bobby Joe's father raped his mother. That explains a lot.
                                            Don't be absurd. How can a married man rape his own wife?




                                            Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
                                            When did I ever do that?
                                            I you're not a Christian, then you are not welcome here. Begone, witch!
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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