[Alky: Child of Baccus]

Re: VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

For one, I have some information for you.

1) We witches, even those who practice high magic, cannot fly because it would be altering something in nature that would be irreversable.

2) Unless one is a dark witch, most of us don't hurt anyone. Our number one law is "Harm none, not even yourself, through its use" (Scott Cunningham's Encyclopedia of Magical Herbs).

3) You don't know how many of us are in a coven in a given area and would march against you so quickly with every ounce of strength we could muster.

You can't find most of us on Halloween because most of us practice Samhain alone at night.

[Nobar King]

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Ummm, maybe you thought this was the World of Warcraft forum?

[Bobby-Joe]

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For one, I have some information for you.

1) We witches, even those who practice high magic, cannot fly because it would be altering something in nature that would be irreversable.

More like your’ spells are just delusional and plane don’t work.

2) Unless one is a dark witch, most of us don't hurt anyone. Our number one law is "Harm none, not even yourself, through its use" (Scott Cunningham's Encyclopedia of Magical Herbs).

Poisoning people, flaying them alive to dance in their skins, eating babies and spreading AIDS with your tainted blood . That’s all “good” stuff in your wicker’s book.

3) You don't know how many of us are in a coven in a given area and would march against you so quickly with every ounce of strength we could muster.

Our security and intelligence in Iowa is excellent she-harlot. We have good estimations of the active wickers in the Freehold County and periodically launch preemptive strikes with annual October wicker culls. Past experience has shown a fat, whinny wicker’s spell are pretty much no match for an assault rifle. For that matter your magic don’t work to good against baseball bats and fire.

We have experienced mass wicker assaults before here at Freehold. Fortunately the gun towers, razor wire and electric fences Jesus has gifted us have kept our shinning city on the hill safe from your kind. Even when a Pastor leaves Freehold, to say lobby in Washington he goes with a full security team just to thwart any wicker assassination attempts.

You can't find most of us on Halloween because most of us practice Samhain alone at night.

If by alone you mean midnight orgies of goat sex and baby eating then yes, that is how you wickers spend Halloween. You lies are useless here, Landover has the confessions of Soul Saved® Wickers dating back to the 17th century. We know everything there is to know about your evil kind.

Repent before it is too late sinner.

[Alky: Child of Baccus]

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Ummm, maybe you thought this was the World of Warcraft forum?

???What??? I'm serious. I dare you to think I'm having a joke with you. You can't have a witch hunt if you can't find us, and if you hurt any one individual of us, we're going to unite into an army that will have you running scared.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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???What??? I'm serious. I dare you to think I'm having a joke with you. You can't have a witch hunt if you can't find us, and if you hurt any one individual of us, we're going to unite into an army that will have you running scared.

Not only are you having a joke with" us, but you're full of b.s. too.

I personally bagged 5 witches in October. I only had permits for 3, but Brother BJ and the boys in security all belong to the same Men's Fellowship Group that I run, so they looked the other way.

Praise Jesus!! God said "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live," and He meant it!!

[JennyD]

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For one, I have some information for you.

1) We witches, even those who practice high magic, cannot fly because it would be altering something in nature that would be irreversable.

<snort> Yeah, that's why.

2) Unless one is a dark witch, most of us don't hurt anyone. Our number one law is "Harm none, not even yourself, through its use" (Scott Cunningham's Encyclopedia of Magical Herbs).

So you're saying that Negress witches are more evil than white witches?

I'd accuse you of being a racist, miss, but I've always suspected Negresses of voodoo witchcraft, the way they look at me with that evil eye when I tell them to move to the back of the bus (from my car), and the way they're always carrying those spell-making collard greens and pig feet!

3) You don't know how many of us are in a coven in a given area and would march against you so quickly with every ounce of strength we could muster.

Like one of Ron Paul's "flash moobs", I bet!

You can't find most of us on Halloween because most of us practice Samhain alone at night.

Is that what you witches call it nowadays? "Practicing Samhain"?

I hope you at least wash up afterward.

[VictoryOS]

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Is that what you witches call it nowadays? "Practicing Samhain"?

That's probably a phone code they came up with in case their parents might be listening in.

[Jess84]

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you are so right!!

[Alky: Child of Baccus]

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For one, I have some information for you.

1) We witches, even those who practice high magic, cannot fly because it would be altering something in nature that would be irreversable.

2) Unless one is a dark witch, most of us don't hurt anyone. Our number one law is "Harm none, not even yourself, through its use" (Scott Cunningham's Encyclopedia of Magical Herbs).

3) You don't know how many of us are in a coven in a given area and would march against you so quickly with every ounce of strength we could muster.

You can't find most of us on Halloween because most of us practice Samhain alone at night.

This is in reference to this entire post set because most quoted my own post.

Not only are you having a joke with" us, but you're full of b.s. too.

I personally bagged 5 witches in October. I only had permits for 3, but Brother BJ and the boys in security all belong to the same Men's Fellowship Group that I run, so they looked the other way.

Praise Jesus!! God said "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live," and He meant it!!

You just aren't where I am. If I here of a witch killing anywhere I'm not afraid to rally the witches of the US or of the world. We don't suffer. We do not cause suffering. It's snobs like you that cause suffering.

More like your’ spells are just delusional and plane don’t work.



Poisoning people, flaying them alive to dance in their skins, eating babies and spreading AIDS with your tainted blood . That’s all “good” stuff in your wicker’s book.



Our security and intelligence in Iowa is excellent she-harlot. We have good estimations of the active wickers in the Freehold County and periodically launch preemptive strikes with annual October wicker culls. Past experience has shown a fat, whinny wicker’s spell are pretty much no match for an assault rifle. For that matter your magic don’t work to good against baseball bats and fire.

We have experienced mass wicker assaults before here at Freehold. Fortunately the gun towers, razor wire and electric fences Jesus has gifted us have kept our shinning city on the hill safe from your kind. Even when a Pastor leaves Freehold, to say lobby in Washington he goes with a full security team just to thwart any wicker assassination attempts.



If by alone you mean midnight orgies of goat sex and baby eating then yes, that is how you wickers spend Halloween. You lies are useless here, Landover has the confessions of Soul Saved® Wickers dating back to the 17th century. We know everything there is to know about your evil kind.

Repent before it is too late sinner.

I don't hurt a soul. I did a ritual for the death of a oppossum on the road last night at my hands. It was an honest mistake becuase I slammed the breaks as fast as I could, but he went under the car instead of staying put.

I can't stand to think of killing something much less mutilating it. If you know of the poem Beowulf, it is one that I can't stand becuase I see the gore.

My book is not made out of reeds. It's Wiccan. I spell Christianity correctly, and I believe I deserve the same respect. I also don't have AIDS. I'm perfectly healthy.

I'm not coming at you with just defensive rites, but also with a bow and arrow, guns, and whatever else I can do. Like I said harm none with the magic, but we're allowed to use all manner of weapons.

<snort> Yeah, that's why.


So you're saying that Negress witches are more evil than white witches?

I'd accuse you of being a racist, miss, but I've always suspected Negresses of voodoo witchcraft, the way they look at me with that evil eye when I tell them to move to the back of the bus (from my car), and the way they're always carrying those spell-making collard greens and pig feet!


Like one of Ron Paul's "flash moobs", I bet!


Is that what you witches call it nowadays? "Practicing Samhain"?

I hope you at least wash up afterward.

I meant the type of magic. Dark witches use negativity to empower the spells they use. I personally find it horrible because usually they're to cause harm.

I will gather everyone in a preemptive strike myself. Going to the site now. They'll gather all the others .

Samhain celebrates the death of the God and the coming of Winter. It's because the God is gone that the plants lose foliage during winter. I wash before and after because it's called rieving. I don't do anything dirty. We offer incence and dried plants while performing old dances to songs such as The Mummer's Dance or Marco Polo by Loreena McKennitt. No sex.

Grow UP!

[whattheheckman]

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I personally bagged 5 witches in October. I only had permits for 3, but Brother BJ and the boys in security all belong to the same Men's Fellowship Group that I run, so they looked the other way.

I guess this follows secular law too, just like your "dont stone the queers until we run the country" policy
jeez, the least you people could do is be consistent

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I guess this follows secular law too, just like your "dont stone the queers until we run the country" policy
jeez, the least you people could do is be consistent

Witch season is perfectly legal around here. All you need is Jesus and the right permits.

[whattheheckman]

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so now you people are getting licenses to kill too?
and you claim the SCIENTISTS wont give up their big cushy lifestyle for the truth

[Magnum Innominandum]

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I don't hurt a soul. I did a ritual for the death of a oppossum on the road last night at my hands. It was an honest mistake becuase I slammed the breaks as fast as I could, but he went under the car instead of staying put.

Opossums, friend, do not have souls -- they're crawling things we have dominion over. Being a child of the Devil, however, you don't have dominion even over the lice that doubtless infest your homer bouffant -- meaning that this "ritual for the death of 'a oppossum' [sic]" caused the demise of an opossum that didn't belong you, making you a common poacher. Where I come from, poachers get crucified head down.

After salvaging your meaning from your execrable syntax and orthography (is this another example of the English that doesn't worry you?), the delight with which you describe the diabolical perversity of this nocturnal scene astounded me, you brassy little witch-boy!

So it wasn't enough to aim your car at somebody else's opossum, was it? After "slamming the breaks" (is this druggie jargon for sniffing something, or?), you had to get out of the car and use your hands? It wouldn't stay put for your Satanic rites, would it? It probably wriggled like a little Christian child being stuffed into a barrel studded with nails by matzo-makers! You thought it would stand still for your unholy sacrifice, did you? No, friend -- even a defenseless little animal, devoid of rights, does not want to be a plaything in the paws of hopped-up little Devil worshipers like you!

He "went under the car," did he? I hope you "go under" the sweet chariot of the Lord just as willingly, hellion! When the secular authorities find you and your little coven lovingly dismembered, your dastardly pinheads as pocked by the stones of the righteous as the surface of the Moon, we'll tell them: "the nice little witches went under the cars, Officer -- honest!"

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus, aghast

[eliot mayfield]

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OOOOOOH! I'm really scared of a coven of fat pasty white asthmatic dope fiends who couldn't even run in a straight line because they are all bow-legged from fornicating with Satan!

[Magnum Innominandum]

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Erratum: I meant, of course, an opossum that didn't belong to you.