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  • Jevonsp
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    • Oct 2010
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    #1

    Convince me God exists.

    Please. Try. No, not with anything from the Bible (which I will point out was written by men). I would like to be saved.
  • InthenameofChrist
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    • Oct 2010
    • 1

    #2
    Re: Convince me God exists.

    You want proof? Done.
    The Bible was written by God.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
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      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Convince me God exists.

      Originally posted by Jevonsp View Post
      Please. Try. No, not with anything from the Bible (which I will point out was written by men). I would like to be saved.
      No, you wouldn't.

      You have, in your first post, already blasphemed the Word of God.

      Enjoy Hell, God-mocker.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Phebe Carlyle
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        • May 2010
        • 2604

        #4
        Re: Convince me God exists.

        Originally posted by Jevonsp View Post
        Please. Try. No, not with anything from the Bible (which I will point out was written by men). I would like to be saved.
        If you truly wanted to be saved, you would have opened a KJV1611 by now and read about the wonder of God yourself.

        You DO realize that your Salvation is between you and Jesus, don't you?

        It has nothing to do with us. We can lead you (you're a horse in this analogy) to water but we can't make you drink.

        The ultimate decision you make to give your life up to Him has to be honest and earnest. Your thirst has to be real. It is then up to Him to determine whether to offer you the GIFT. When he does, you WILL know.

        The first step however is to lose your cynicism and read The Bible and read all of it cover to cover. Only then will you discover The Truth in all its GLORY!!

        YIC

        Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




        There's Jesus here,
        Just see what He offers me....
        Down here my sins forgiven,
        Up there a home in heaven
        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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        • Jevonsp
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          • Oct 2010
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          #5
          Re: Convince me God exists.

          It may surprise you but i have actually read both the new and old testaments in full.

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          • Lycia The Repentant
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            • Sep 2010
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            #6
            Re: Convince me God exists.

            Originally posted by Jevonsp View Post
            It may surprise you but i have actually read both the new and old testaments in full.
            That certainly is surprising. Can you point out exactly where in the Bible it says it was written by men and not the holy word of God to me?
            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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            • Phebe Carlyle
              GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
              Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 2604

              #7
              Re: Convince me God exists.

              Originally posted by Jevonsp View Post
              It may surprise you but i have actually read both the new and old testaments in full.

              Really? It took me over 120 reads to even begin to grasp it all.

              You have read the KJV1611 or some other perversion?

              As such, may I ask your personal take on the Book of Esther?

              YIC

              Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




              There's Jesus here,
              Just see what He offers me....
              Down here my sins forgiven,
              Up there a home in heaven
              Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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              • Jevonsp
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                • Oct 2010
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                #8
                Re: Convince me God exists.

                Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                Really? It took me over 120 reads to even begin to grasp it all.

                You have read the KJV1611 or some other perversion?

                As such, may I ask your personal take on the Book of Esther?

                YIC

                Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
                If i am not mistaken that is the book with Mordecai, and Haman. Is Israel?

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                • Phebe Carlyle
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                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 2604

                  #9
                  Re: Convince me God exists.

                  Originally posted by Jevonsp View Post
                  If i am not mistaken that is the book with Mordecai, and Haman. Is Israel?
                  I did not ask for you to mention people in the Book. I asked you your take on the Book itself. Its meaning and purpose.

                  Please stop trying to buy time while you check google (or some other search engine) for answers. Others have tried such a lark before and failed miserably.

                  YIC

                  Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
                  Last edited by Phebe Carlyle; 10-05-2010, 12:38 PM.




                  There's Jesus here,
                  Just see what He offers me....
                  Down here my sins forgiven,
                  Up there a home in heaven
                  Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                  • Jevonsp
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                    • Oct 2010
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                    #10
                    Re: Convince me God exists.

                    Actually i was only trying to know if i was thinking of the correct book.

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                    • Levi Jones
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                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #11
                      Re: Convince me God exists.

                      Originally posted by Jevonsp View Post
                      Please. Try. No, not with anything from the Bible (which I will point out was written by men). I would like to be saved.
                      Wait, we aren't allowed to use the Bible to convert you, but you are allowed every single book you have read and everything your teachers taught you?

                      Friend, if you are having a hard time wrapping your brain around the idea of seas parting, two of every animal on a boat, flaming shrubs and snakes that talk, city walls falling from trumpet blasts, eating dung bread, virgin births, the dead rising from the grave and walking, Jesus riding a horse with a sword that protrudes from His mouth and etc., I don't believe you and I have much to talk about.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Phebe Carlyle
                        GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
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                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 2604

                        #12
                        Re: Convince me God exists.

                        Originally posted by Jevonsp View Post
                        Actually i was only trying to know if i was thinking of the correct book.
                        uh hu

                        Well, as it obviously didn't stick on your memory, how about your take on the Book of Amos instead.

                        No dilly-dallying.. Just your off the cuff thoughts. Meaning and purpose.

                        As you claim you have read the Bible I do expect an immediate reply to this.


                        YIC

                        Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                        There's Jesus here,
                        Just see what He offers me....
                        Down here my sins forgiven,
                        Up there a home in heaven
                        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Convince me God exists.

                          Originally posted by Jevonsp View Post
                          Please. Try. No, not with anything from the Bible (which I will point out was written by men). I would like to be saved.
                          Convince me you exist.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            • Apr 2009
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                            #14
                            Re: Convince me God exists.

                            Originally posted by Jevonsp View Post
                            It may surprise you but i have actually read both the new and old testaments in full.
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                            • Mohhameds' Gimp
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                              • Oct 2010
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                              #15
                              Re: Convince me God exists.

                              I see where your going sir, and most Christians will not give you the answer you are seeking. Because most can no longer speak in a carnal tongue for you. your asking me Why does God exist. So to answer your question I ask you why Doesn't he exist? this should start the tempo for regulated carnal logic.

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