Please. Try. No, not with anything from the Bible (which I will point out was written by men). I would like to be saved.
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No, you wouldn't.Originally posted by Jevonsp View PostPlease. Try. No, not with anything from the Bible (which I will point out was written by men). I would like to be saved.
You have, in your first post, already blasphemed the Word of God.
Enjoy Hell, God-mocker.
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If you truly wanted to be saved, you would have opened a KJV1611 by now and read about the wonder of God yourself.Originally posted by Jevonsp View PostPlease. Try. No, not with anything from the Bible (which I will point out was written by men). I would like to be saved.
You DO realize that your Salvation is between you and Jesus, don't you?
It has nothing to do with us. We can lead you (you're a horse in this analogy) to water but we can't make you drink.
The ultimate decision you make to give your life up to Him has to be honest and earnest. Your thirst has to be real. It is then up to Him to determine whether to offer you the GIFT. When he does, you WILL know.
The first step however is to lose your cynicism and read The Bible and read all of it cover to cover. Only then will you discover The Truth in all its GLORY!!
YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
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Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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That certainly is surprising. Can you point out exactly where in the Bible it says it was written by men and not the holy word of God to me?Originally posted by Jevonsp View PostIt may surprise you but i have actually read both the new and old testaments in full.
"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
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Originally posted by Jevonsp View PostIt may surprise you but i have actually read both the new and old testaments in full.
Really? It took me over 120 reads to even begin to grasp it all.
You have read the KJV1611 or some other perversion?
As such, may I ask your personal take on the Book of Esther?
YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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If i am not mistaken that is the book with Mordecai, and Haman. Is Israel?Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View PostReally? It took me over 120 reads to even begin to grasp it all.
You have read the KJV1611 or some other perversion?
As such, may I ask your personal take on the Book of Esther?
YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
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I did not ask for you to mention people in the Book. I asked you your take on the Book itself. Its meaning and purpose.Originally posted by Jevonsp View PostIf i am not mistaken that is the book with Mordecai, and Haman. Is Israel?
Please stop trying to buy time while you check google (or some other search engine) for answers. Others have tried such a lark before and failed miserably.
YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt.Last edited by Phebe Carlyle; 10-05-2010, 12:38 PM.
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Wait, we aren't allowed to use the Bible to convert you, but you are allowed every single book you have read and everything your teachers taught you?Originally posted by Jevonsp View PostPlease. Try. No, not with anything from the Bible (which I will point out was written by men). I would like to be saved.
Friend, if you are having a hard time wrapping your brain around the idea of seas parting, two of every animal on a boat, flaming shrubs and snakes that talk, city walls falling from trumpet blasts, eating dung bread, virgin births, the dead rising from the grave and walking, Jesus riding a horse with a sword that protrudes from His mouth and etc., I don't believe you and I have much to talk about.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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uh huOriginally posted by Jevonsp View PostActually i was only trying to know if i was thinking of the correct book.
Well, as it obviously didn't stick on your memory, how about your take on the Book of Amos instead.
No dilly-dallying.. Just your off the cuff thoughts. Meaning and purpose.
As you claim you have read the Bible I do expect an immediate reply to this.

YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Convince me you exist.Originally posted by Jevonsp View PostPlease. Try. No, not with anything from the Bible (which I will point out was written by men). I would like to be saved.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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You have read the wrong books, you will find the right ones in my signature.Originally posted by Jevonsp View PostIt may surprise you but i have actually read both the new and old testaments in full.
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I see where your going sir, and most Christians will not give you the answer you are seeking. Because most can no longer speak in a carnal tongue for you. your asking me Why does God exist. So to answer your question I ask you why Doesn't he exist? this should start the tempo for regulated carnal logic.
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