[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Is this a joke?

You'll notice i almost immediately said "apparently after that.

So you had no argument whatsoever then.. Not much better.

Hahaha i like the way my post was edited immediately after using Word Parade.
So it seems what i read on Wikipedia was true. Americans are idiots.

What are you talking about? If a post is edited it will say so at the bottom of it.
Edit: Let me show you. < I've just added this, and this very statement.

And why do you hate America?

[Jenkem]

Re: Is this a joke?

PARODY PARODY PARODY

[Bobby-Joe]

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divine revelation divine revelation divine revelation

Friend,

I see Jesus' favorite word filter has stop your blaspheme cold. That you would say this of us shows you have lost the argument.

[lilith]

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Silence, harlot!

Just because our beloved Pastor Pistle is away on a spiritual retreat, leading a bevy of nubile young Tahitian girls deep in prayer, it doesn't mean that you are safe from banishment! Don't test me!

"Spiritual retreat?"

I don't think there's anything very spiritual about the number of leis he seems to have.

[Christian Christina]

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Salvation is serious business.

&That's right! Salvation is very srs bsns.

[Miss Maisie]

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Are you guys actually being serious here? No i do not believe in any god but this site provides many I am retarded

Why honey, there's your answer right there! If y'all aren't right in the head, there's a big chance you aren't going to be able to reach heaven. Does your Daddy tithe?

[lord warrior]

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"Spiritual retreat?"

I don't think there's anything very spiritual about the number of leis he seems to have.

Silence you unholy sex fiend. Good Christian men have been leading natives to Christ for centuries, no mater what the native dress. It is taught in missionary school that one should blend in with the natives they are trying to bring to Jesus. Just because the likes of you cannot look at a a nude native with out your hormones going into overdrive, doesn't mean that a good godly man such as Pastor Pistle cannot deflect the advances of poor unwashed Tahitian girls.

Do you think the church would send just anyone into that den of lust for Christ. I'm sure the good pastor has had deep, intense training and bodily modification to win these savages to Christ.

[lilith]

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Silence you unholy sex fiend. Good Christian men have been leading natives to Christ for centuries, no mater what the native dress. It is taught in missionary school that one should blend in with the natives they are trying to bring to Jesus. Just because the likes of you cannot look at a a nude native with out your hormones going into overdrive, doesn't mean that a good godly man such as Pastor Pistle cannot deflect the advances of poor unwashed Tahitian girls.

Do you think the church would send just anyone into that den of lust for Christ. I'm sure the good pastor has had deep, intense training and bodily modification to win these savages to Christ.

It's just unfortunate that his attempt to "blend in" led to his being mistaken for a stand up comedian.

[Brother Temperance]

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Well im half black half white and find this very offensive (yet another reason not to believe your ideas).

I'm sorry to hear that you offend yourself by being a black and white minstrel, but I can't see why that's a good reason to hate Jesus.

So it seems what i read on Wikipedia was true. Americans are idiots.

Friend, I've read the wikipedia article about America all the way through, and nowhere does it mention Americans being idiots.

[Automatica]

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This is a pretty silly argument. All that I've seen in it is the atheists saying god dosnt exist and the religious people being almost Nazi like, such as bashing jenkem due to him being multi-racial.

I've been reading through this forum for a few hours and it seems like most of the religious posters in here are white supremest, holier than thou, religious nuts.
All Christians do is try to shove their religion down other peoples throats and tell them they are going to rot in hell if they don't give up their lives for jesus and all that bull, christians live the life of hate it seems to me, or at least the nuts on this forum.

[Deaner]

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This is a pretty silly argument. All that I've seen in it is the atheists saying god dosnt exist and the religious people being almost Nazi like, such as bashing jenkem due to him being multi-racial.

Oh boo-hoo-hoo. Are the widdle atheists getting their itty-bitty feelings hurt? They come in here and tell us we're all nuts and when they get it back they all run away crying like a bunch of scared little school-girls?

This is war sinner. We could care less about you atheists and care even less about some half-breed queer who goes by the name of a poo cocktail. We didn't invite you here you came on your own. And you came here with one intention; to spit in the face of Christ and mock everything that is good and decent. Rot in hell cry-baby.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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...it seems like most of the religious posters in here are white supremest, holier than thou, religious nuts. All Christians do is try to shove their religion down other peoples throats and tell them they are going to rot in hell if they don't give up their lives for jesus....

Oh boo-hoo-hoo. Are the widdle atheists getting their itty-bitty feelings hurt? They come in here and tell us we're all nuts and when they get it back they all run away crying like a bunch of scared little school-girls? .... Rot in hell cry-baby.

Amen, Brother Deaner.

We're not shoving our religion down anyone's throats. You're welcome to go to Hell if that's what you want, so long as you don't drag the rest of us down there with you. But we're NOT going to sissify the Word of God to satisfy the sensibilities of Godless liberals, either. The Word is the Word, whether you (or anyone else) like what it says or not.

As for racial issues, you seem to be blaming us for something with which we had nothing to do at all. The problem is that Ham was so all-fired determined to see his father's tallywacker that he brought a curse upon his seed. If the Landover Baptist forums had been around back then, I can assure you that we would have tried to stop him.

We aren't racists. We pray every day for the salvation of the darkies, and we have extensive ministries in Africa. But we can't ignore the Word of God by pretending that the various forms of negroes aren't cursed to be servants to the rest of us. See Genesis 9:20-27.

[J R Armstrong]

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I must apologies for this heathen that calls himself English, we are not all as blind as he. Though he refuses to see the light I do not shun him, I feel sorry for him. For his soul will burn in Hell for eternity.

Anno Domini - The year of our Lord. The usage of this in common histroy and time keeping proves Jesus is real.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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Anno Domini - The year of our Lord. The usage of this in common histroy and time keeping proves Jesus is real.

Indeed. In fact, what more proof of God's Truth do you need than the fact that before Christ was born, they used to count the years down backwards to the year of His birth?