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Last night I found God, his name is Matthew Bellamy and I love him very much.
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Well, Missy, I hope you had your Fathers permission?Originally posted by Beefcake View PostLast night I found God, his name is Matthew Bellamy and I love him very much.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Why would I need my daddys premission?
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Because it is necessary for a female (other than widows) to have a responsible male to guide them. It is the male (usually a father or elder brother) who is responsible for a daughter's/sister's actions.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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What could you want with a metrosexual hipster like that? You claim that's a man? Jesus is a MAN (and God of course....) and he doesn't look like THAT.Originally posted by Beefcake View PostLast night I found God, his name is Matthew Bellamy and I love him very much.
Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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What is that? Some sort of scrawny emo chick? A transexual?Originally posted by Beefcake View PostLast night I found God, his name is Matthew Bellamy and I love him very much.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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No, Matt Bellamy is a guy. He's part of a band called Muse, from the UK. They've had a song on the Twilight soundtrack.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
I only like the song Uprising, everything else is kinda... meh
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2 Thessalonians 2:15
15 Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle.
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Jesus!
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