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  • Quouar
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2007
    • 1
    #1

    I wanna be saved!

    I recently converted to Christianity from a heathen religion called Deviism. However, I doubt conversion is all I need to be chosen to go to wherever it is that people go during Armageddon (I call it the Great Bomb Shelter in the Sky. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.). What do I need to do to be the Chosen One?
    Tags: unsaved and clueless
    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405
      #2
      Re: I wanna be saved!

      Originally posted by Quouar View Post
      I recently converted to Christianity from a heathen religion called Deviism. However, I doubt conversion is all I need to be chosen to go to wherever it is that people go during Armageddon (I call it the Great Bomb Shelter in the Sky. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.). What do I need to do to be the Chosen One?
      Start reading The Bible friend.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: I wanna be saved!

          Originally posted by Quouar View Post
          I recently converted to Christianity from a heathen religion called Deviism. However, I doubt conversion is all I need to be chosen to go to wherever it is that people go during Armageddon (I call it the Great Bomb Shelter in the Sky. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.). What do I need to do to be the Chosen One?
          You need to stop being a 16 year old God mocker first of all.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • lilith
              Night Hag
              • Sep 2006
              • 1232
              #4
              Re: I wanna be saved!

              I think this may be a first - they forgot to tell you to tithe!

              Possibly age onset forgetfulness.
              In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                • see_the_light
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 1386
                  #5
                  Re: I wanna be saved!

                  Originally posted by lilith View Post
                  I think this may be a first - they forgot to tell you to tithe!

                  Possibly age onset forgetfulness.

                  Silly woman, if he DOES READ KJV then he WILL KNOW WHAT IS DUE!

                  PRAISE THE LORD!

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                    • lilith
                      Night Hag
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1232
                      #6
                      Re: I wanna be saved!

                      Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
                      Silly woman, if he DOES READ KJV then he WILL KNOW WHAT IS DUE!

                      PRAISE THE LORD!


                      Since when has that stopped the Pastors from reminding everyone?
                      In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                        • Child of Odin
                          Unsaved trash
                           
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 40
                          #7
                          Re: I wanna be saved!

                          Yes, read the KJV of the Bible, a book that uses language that is, according to the members of this church, "Homer goth gobblidy gook".
                          Even now, a Wolf moves among the Sheep.

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                            • Child of Odin
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 40
                              #8
                              Re: I wanna be saved!

                              Thank you for your polite words, but I cannot share in your faith, due to its anti-Semitic and narrow minded views. Also, accorrding to the Christian faith, I cannot be saved, for I have proudly blasphemed the Holy Ghost.
                              Even now, a Wolf moves among the Sheep.

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