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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #181
    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Getting fat is deliberately over eating to attack God by hurting yourself. All this talk about "genetics" and "homerones" is just trying to get away from it's a lifestyle choice.

    This is not to be mistake for a normal and healthy Baptist big bones look.

    I'll second that AMEN!

    AMEN!

    P/S: Hey TrixiePHATASS. Try putting down the double cheeseburger and biggie fries and pick up a KJV1611 Bible. I bet you'd drop a few pounds.
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    • Alky: Child of Baccus
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      • Dec 2007
      • 46

      #182
      Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      I'll second that AMEN!

      AMEN!

      P/S: Hey TrixiePHATASS. Try putting down the double cheeseburger and biggie fries and pick up a KJV1611 Bible. I bet you'd drop a few pounds.
      Cursing is also a sin. I'd see you in hell if I thought that I'd be there, but I personally think Trixie and I will be in paradise.
      Viva la vie bohem!
      Now you know that the world is a bigger place than just your backyard, because tearing down your back wall is a stage showing you the reflections of that world.

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      • She_Wants_Revenge
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Dec 2007
        • 14

        #183
        Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

        Lucifer is you friend! Join Him!

        Stop yourself from living in His torment which is sure to come to you who do not follow His ways!

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        • trixiephatmon
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          • Dec 2007
          • 44

          #184
          Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Have you ever heard of using McDonald's' as pizza toppings? I believe that causes weight gain as well. You might want to tell your bovine friend to cut back on doing that.
          Wow, I really would be offended if I actually ate that garbage, but I think McDonald's is the most disgusting food in the world. Also, Pizza is just just as grotesque as McDonald's.

          And Bible thumping blonde, isn't cussing wrong and a sin, calling me a phatass though, I'll take it as a compliment.

          It is so funny that you people think that you are actually offending me. I love the way I look, and so does God.

          And no, I didn't say that God was overweight, but he made all of mankind in his image. That is what I said.
          John 8:7 - So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #185
            Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

            Originally posted by Alky: Child of Baccus View Post
            Cursing is also a sin. I'd see you in hell if I thought that I'd be there, but I personally think Trixie and I will be in paradise.
            Cursing, were?

            As for you and your tubby little friend being saved;

            Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior?

            Do you tithe to His church?

            Have you turned your life over to Jesus?

            Do you read The Bible daily and follow it's teaching?

            If you answer no to any of these questions you are not saved.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • She_Wants_Revenge
              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
              • Dec 2007
              • 14

              #186
              Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

              Goths dress better. Be a goth and stop looking like your mother, who was gang-raped by 7 black men last night, dresses you.

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              • Brother V
                True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 3481

                #187
                Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

                Originally posted by trixiephantom View Post
                And Bible thumping blonde, isn't cussing wrong and a sin,
                Nowhere in the Bible (KJV1611) does it say that thou shalt not cuss.

                That's a lie brought on by the catholic conspiracy. The only "swearing" that is truly a sin is taking the LORD's name in vain. (Jesus name or His fathers name).

                As for what is sin...

                James 4:17 Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not, to him it is sin.

                Since saying cuss words may be impolite, but it is hardly a sin.

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                Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #188
                  Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

                  Originally posted by She_Wants_Revenge View Post
                  Goths dress better. Be a goth and stop looking like your mother, who was gang-raped by 7 black men last night, dresses you.
                  Aoife, you are a very tedious little girl. And also a racist, it would appear. There is no room for racism at Landover.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #189
                    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

                    Originally posted by trixiephantom View Post
                    And Bible thumping blonde, isn't cussing wrong and a sin, calling me a phatass though, I'll take it as a compliment.

                    And no, I didn't say that God was overweight, but he made all of mankind in his image. That is what I said.
                    GOD is not a SOW!

                    Like the kind Brother said. No where in the Bible does it say that cursing is a Sin.

                    HOWEVER, it does mention that being a FAT DRUNK is a sin!!!!!!

                    Proverbs 23:20-21 warns us, "Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags." Proverbs 28:7 declares, "He who keeps the law is a discerning son, but a companion of gluttons disgraces his father." Proverbs 23:2 proclaims, "put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony."

                    Digest that Fatty!


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                    • trixiephatmon
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                      • Dec 2007
                      • 44

                      #190
                      Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      Aoife, you are a very tedious little girl. And also a racist, it would appear. There is no room for racism at Landover.
                      you are racist by hating Jewish people, because Jewish is considered to be a race.
                      John 8:7 - So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #191
                        Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

                        Originally posted by trixiephantom View Post
                        you are racist by hating Jewish people, because Jewish is considered to be a race.
                        Penny-pinching is a lifestyle choice just like sodomy. My parents were yids, but I made the right choice to pack all that bagel-munching in and accept Christ. Does that make me racist towards myself now?
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • trixiephatmon
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                          • Dec 2007
                          • 44

                          #192
                          Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

                          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                          GOD is not a SOW!

                          Like the kind Brother said. No where in the Bible does it say that cursing is a Sin.

                          HOWEVER, it does mention that being a FAT DRUNK is a sin!!!!!!

                          Proverbs 23:20-21 warns us, "Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags." Proverbs 28:7 declares, "He who keeps the law is a discerning son, but a companion of gluttons disgraces his father." Proverbs 23:2 proclaims, "put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony."

                          Digest that Fatty!
                          I don't drink, and I don't overeat, so therefore it is not talking about me. But thanks for the reference.
                          John 8:7 - So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

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                          • Alky: Child of Baccus
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                            • Dec 2007
                            • 46

                            #193
                            Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            Penny-pinching is a lifestyle choice just like sodomy. My parents were yids, but I made the right choice to pack all that bagel-munching in and accept Christ. Does that make me racist towards myself now?
                            In the way you worded your statement, it is technically possible that you are. Watch what you say or you may lose followers.
                            Viva la vie bohem!
                            Now you know that the world is a bigger place than just your backyard, because tearing down your back wall is a stage showing you the reflections of that world.

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                            • Alky: Child of Baccus
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                              • Dec 2007
                              • 46

                              #194
                              Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

                              What I'm saying is that you can make a serious mistake and lose alot of followers. What do you think happens to those of us who were part of christianity in the first place. I said this on another forum, but I watched as my church twisted words and sentences into contradictions that made my kind; the gifted and strong, inconsolably outcasted. I hurt for those who make that mistake. I can't seem to explain to any of those around me how powerful syntax and grammar are in today's world. I was just saying watch out.
                              Viva la vie bohem!
                              Now you know that the world is a bigger place than just your backyard, because tearing down your back wall is a stage showing you the reflections of that world.

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #195
                                Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

                                Originally posted by Alky: Child of Baccus View Post
                                What I'm saying is that you can make a serious mistake and lose alot of followers. What do you think happens to those of us who were part of christianity in the first place. I said this on another forum, but I watched as my church twisted words and sentences into contradictions that made my kind; the gifted and strong, inconsolably outcasted. I hurt for those who make that mistake. I can't seem to explain to any of those around me how powerful syntax and grammar are in today's world. I was just saying watch out.

                                If you were that gifted and strong by Christ then you wouldn't be an outcast from His church. It sounds more like you are weak in what counts; faith in Him. More like your' fragile teenage ego can't stand that Jesus gets all the attention.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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