Hippy scientists claim there are objects coming towards the Earth

[Paul Emanuel]

http://www.examiner.com/ufo-in-canada/3-very-large-objects-space-flying-to-earth

So, apparently some "scientists" think there are objects coming TOWARDS Earth. But every decent True Christian being knows that no object in the heavens can become closer or farther away from the Earth, as proved by the Bible.

Isaiah 40:22: It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in

If the heavens are CURTAIN, how could something be moving towards us? Aren't curtains, you know, flat?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I suppose a bit of the sun or a bit of the moon could come off... wait, no, that wouldn't happen; God made everything Perfect... so you're probably right.

[One-Love-man]

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http://www.examiner.com/ufo-in-canad...lying-to-earth

So, apparently some "scientists" think there are objects coming TOWARDS Earth. But every decent True Christian being knows that no object in the heavens can become closer or farther away from the Earth, as proved by the Bible.

Isaiah 40:22: It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in

If the heavens are CURTAIN, how could something be moving towards us? Aren't curtains, you know, flat?

whats wrong with hippys mann?
"scientists" your hippy scientists make some good drugs mann
Super extacular ones like DMT.
mann don't fear aliens they are just part of the trippy trip you call life
aliendream time mann out there mann

[Paul Emanuel]

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Perhaps you should throw out that bong, maybe you'll be able to speak coherently. Tell me now, where in the Bible does it say God created aliens? And where would these aliens be? All it says is that He created the heavens and the Earth.

[Brother Enoch]

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http://www.examiner.com/ufo-in-canad...lying-to-earth

So, apparently some "scientists" think there are objects coming TOWARDS Earth.

Are they coming to take Barack Osama back home? It's about time.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Paul, you're giving examiner.com as a primary source?

Hmm . . .

A WILD story about three very large objects headed towards earth have started sprouting all over the internet. I first saw it on Examiner and of course, like all the other hogwash on there, I had to verify the validity of the story. The story claims that an astrophysicist by the name of ‘Craig Kasnov’ that works for SETI has discovered three large objects headed towards earth. The big red flag was the supposed quote from this imaginary friend saying that the largest object was probably around ‘tens of kilometers’ in size and its estimated landing on Earth would be in December of 2012, just in time for the Mayan prophecies. If you have half of a brain you can see what's wrong with that statement, but in case you don’t, allow me to point out that anything that was so far away that it wouldn’t arrive for another two years would not be visible at that size. For that matter, there are many things on the moon that are about a kilometer in size that our telescopes can’t make out and the moon is right in our cosmic backyard!

It was only after I had searched the entire SETI directory that I found out he is not even a part of the SETI organization. Of course! I’m always a day late and a dollar short. The images being spread all over the place were actually taken 20 years ago and are simply a fleck on the camera lens. If you look at the same coordinates today through a live sky map, nothing’s there. GASP! You don’t say? But I do!

[Paul Emanuel]

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I was not familiar with examiner.com, I didn't know that site was full of hoaxes. It was hard to tell anyways, since there's not much of a difference between "real" secular science and conspiracy theories like this.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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It was hard to tell anyways, since there's not much of a difference between "real" secular science and conspiracy theories like this.

I have to give you that one!

Examiner is a "blogging" site that pretends to be a "news" site. Nothing goes past an editor, there is no vetting or verification. The authors sign up and can write pretty much whatever they like.

[Brother Enoch]

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Paul, you're giving examiner.com as a primary source?

Hmm . . .

So they're not coming to take B.O. back? Damn.

Ah well, Palin will take care of business in 2012.

[One-Love-man]

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Perhaps you should throw out that bong, maybe you'll be able to speak coherently. Tell me now, where in the Bible does it say God created aliens? And where would these aliens be? All it says is that He created the heavens and the Earth.

Mann if you wana bong I'll send ya one mann
peace mann Y

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Mann if you wana bong I'll send ya one mann
peace mann Y

That's not a "bong" you moron, it's a "digeredoo," which is a musical instrument made from the dried penis of a savage abo. They make a god awful caterwauling, so I don't know why you'd want one.

[Paul Emanuel]

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Mann if you wana bong I'll send ya one mann
peace mann Y

I don't want your bong, and I certainly don't want to use it. Pot sends you straight to HELL! 1 Corinthians 6:19 Your body is the His temple, and 1 Corinthians 6:20 you are commanded by the Lord to glorify Him in your body. If your body is the temple of God, why would you want to desecrate His temple with ILLEGAL drugs? On top of that, Romans 13 clearly tells us to obey the law.

[One-Love-man]

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That's not a "bong" you mormon, it's a "digeredoo," which is a musical instrument made from the dried penis of a savage abo. They make a god awful caterwauling, so I don't know why you'd want one.

Ha-ha yeah mann your right mann
you use that to smoke thee other stuff DMT mann
Why don't you wana get high, the bigger the better mann peace

[Paul Emanuel]

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I just explained why I don't want to get high. I don't want to go to hell.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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So they're not coming to take B.O. back? Damn.

Ah well, Palin will take care of business in 2012.

Nope, the aliens aren't interested in B.O., especially since he failed to pass the DREAM Act.

Even the Demoncrats are looking for someone else in 2012!