Gor, what do you all think?

[Bobby-Joe]

How many of you have heard of the fantasy series called Gor?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gor

It's the fantasy series written in the '80s. I have heard it denounced as a bunch of kinky soft porn but reading the bit of fan fiction I found below it sounds kind of right and proper in a Christian (as in Baptist Republican way).

(Taken from The Mud pit of Gor, all rights reserved)

I slip and slide down the slope of the cesspit. This war was important, this war was about Honor. This war was about being a Gorian male! Yes, my reader, you may think; why do men, manly Honorable men, struggle and fight for the communal cesspit between two cities. What is in the place were the raw sewage of two cities is dumped to rot in the sun? That answer reader is Honor.

We are not talking the weak shallow honor of Earth, twisted and masticated by technology and false philosophy, but the viral and true Honor of the Gorian male. Gorian men are the products of countless generations of living a proper, natural, manly life, feel of the weakening influences of the false philosophy of Earth thanks to the technology of the Priest Kings. Therefor it is right and proper for a Gorian male to fight for. and indeed in. his cities cesspit.

Wading threw the sludge of cast of bosk bones, an animal whom we Gorian eat, and rotten vegetables I faced my manly opponent. He was a true proper Gorian man. Manly in dress with his black leather pants, loin covering, boots and bear chest. There was nothing effeminate or weak of this manly Gorian male.

"We meet" He said

"We have meet" I reply

"It is right and proper we fight as manly men in this cesspit, since we are free of any effeminate influences." He announced.

"You right, it is proper we meet and fight in the cesspit, as the non-effeminate men we are." I agreed.

Our feet splashing threw the filth we two virile, Gorian males faced each other and raised our Gorian swords. These were not the flimsy, girlish swords of earth, but manly Gorian swords forged by manly male blacksmiths free of false philosophies and who subscribed to proper modalities. Each sword weights fifteen pounds each so only the truest and manliest of men could dare wield such a weapon. And me and my opponent are indeed manly and true men.

With a manly, Gorian grunt, my opponent swings. The sword makes a slow arch threw the air. It's manly weight seeking to cleave my masculine head. Seeing the danger with my keen manly sense, unclouded by the influence of false philosophy that makes men week I raise my own sword With my own manly grunt, since I am also a Gorian male, and block my opponent's manly blow. Now seeing my chance I heave my sword up and send its' own slow but manly arch to hack at my manly opponent's manly head.

With cunning only a Gorian male, a male bread of countless generations of manliness, my opponent steps away from the arch of my manly blow. Missing his viral, manly body throws me off balance due to the manly weight of my sword. I stumble, in a properly manly way of a Gorian male, and fall into the mud of the cesspit. Leaving my self off helpless against my manly, Gorian male opponent.

"You are defeated" my opponent observes

"I am defeated" I reply

Now Gor is a stern world, free of the emasculating influences of false earth philosophies that leaves men weak and effeminate. Earth men would never fight in their cities cesspit if they could help it. That shows you what kind of girlish cowards they are. Only a true man, a man given to proper, manly Honor would fight for his towns cesspit. However combat in Gor featured certain stern modalities. Modalities only a true manly man would follow, and me and my opponent were indeed manly true men not given to effeminacy.

My manly opponent straddled my head and in the ancient and proper Gorian act of victory undid his loin covering exposing his not effeminate manly body.

"As you see, I am to put you to manly use that is proper for a victor in a fight, " my opponent announced "and act that is proper and masculine, free of any effeminacy from false philosophy that weakens men."

"Indeed you are about to put me to a manly use. and this is right, proper and above all manly for the both of us." I reply

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So what do you all think?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Gor, what do you all think?

I think the Mud Pit is an obvious metaphor.

Edit: for South West Asia

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Gor, what do you all think?

I think the Mud Pit is an obvious metaphor.

Edit: for South West Asia

Yes, I think it is persuasive argument that the military should be free of gays. Homosexuals would turn war into something sick, twisted and immoral. I mean imagine that scene without the two NOT gay men in it like in the story? It makes your skin crawl.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Gor, what do you all think?

More of this stuff. It quite the kind of NOT gay entertainment a Christian man can get into.

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Finished my opponent redid his kilt. This was a proper, manly Gorian kilt of dark tuva fibers, a plant that grows on Gor and produces fibers tough enough for the simple but rugged clothes of the Gorian male, thus making it appropriate for Gorian male kits to be made of tuva fibers. On Earth kits are made of colorful fabric because Earth males have been weakened by years of false philosophies like woman having something to say a man wants to hear. Only effeminacy can result from such madness.

"that was proper an manly" My opponent says, finished securing his kilt.

"Yes that was proper" I reply wiping my mouth.

This was Gor, a land of harsh but proper dictates. If this had been two earth males we would have been unable to do the proper, natural and above all manly thing this situation called for. Earth men would have been unable to perform their manly, proper function because earth men are so weak they concern themselves about what women think. What a woman thinks is of no concern to a true man who is free of false philosophies.

"Do you have sleen grease?" my opponent asked me.

"No, I have no sleen grease."I reply, inwardly groaning at what is to come next, it is right and proper and above all manly with nothing weak or effeminate about it.

The modalities of been a true man call for many manly things on Gor. If I was a weak and cowardly earth man I might be thinking of women's bodies, such is the weakness and sickness of earth men. What a male would see interesting in a woman's body is beyond the comprehension of a true male. Women are there to produce the occasional child and engage in meal preparation. All problems in society result from when a women deviates from her proper, feminine role that nature assigned her. One just has to look at the madness of earth politics, with is policies of compassion for the weak to know how treating a woman as anything more something that prepares your bosk meat is the path to moral depravity. We however were true men since we were on Gor, so women were far from our minds as is proper.

"It is time for you to assume the position called all four." my opponent announced with the confident, certainty of a true man free of the effeminate influences of false philosophies.

"It is time I do so" I replied, since I was also a true Gorian male I was not weak and effeminate and protest.

As I rolled over there was the whistling nose of a Gorian sling rock. It was a proper deep, manly whistle and not the high pitched, effeminate whistle of an Earth sling stone. It stuck my opponent in his head, and as what is proper and manly, my opponent groaned and feel into the sludge unconscious. If my opponent had been an earth male, made weak by false philosophies like compassion for the weak or concern for a woman he might of have screamed or cried from such an injury. However being a true man, as Gorian men are, my opponent sunk into the sludge in a manly way.

Looking up I saw how had launched the Gorian sling rock with such manly force it knocked my opponent unconscious, which is proper. It was another Gorian male warrior.

He was clad in a tight bosk leather half shirt, tight shorts also of bosk leather and bosk leather calf boots. His rugged manly face had a thin mustache and his hair was pulled back. On earth such a man would be nothing more that an effeminate degenerate, cavorting around the city like a woman because that's what listing to what women say does to men. Worse yet if this man had been exposed to the false philosophies of earth he might offer himself to other men like he was a woman himself! However this was Gor, so the slinger was proper and manly. With nothing not even the slightest bit effeminate or un-masculine about him.

"I have sleen grease" the slinger announced.

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[Brother Enoch]

Re: Gor, what do you all think?

Writing at its best, truly inspirational. I wish I had had some sleen grease last weekend.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Gor, what do you all think?

I am just amazed at this Gor stuff. This is what a NOT gay Christian man dreams about. There views on war are dead on, none of this liberal nonsense about gays in the military, human rights or the rest of the tripe. Just men fighting for a cause they think is right as Christ intended. There stories are right on the money how liberalism and feminism are destroying our society.

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"That was proper and manly" I commented as the slinger pulled his bosk leather shorts up.

"Indeed it was" my opponent observed and he knelt besides me in the sludge.

Not being weak and effeminate earth men we Gorian true men understood this was the right and proper thing to kneel in the sludge of our cities cesspit before the slinger who defeated us. War on Gor is above all a manly thing. Men facing other men in proper combat, none of the use of machines to fight with. I had read on earth how their men are so effeminate that two armies fought for an island for an island for a full month and the defeated army retreated beneath the ground and had to be killed to the last man. Countless thousands died or were crippled in their madness. On Gor, as in all things, victory is celebrated properly with the loser kneeling before victor with sleen grease. Earth men just lack the bravery to do that.

"As you all can see I am a proper strategist" The bosk leather shorts wearing slinger explained" I waited until the correct time to strike."

Only the countless generations of stern world of Gor would have produced the bosk leather shorts wearing slinger. A weak man would not have the slingers cunning or patience. A weak man would not be able to wear a pair of tight leather bosk shorts like the slinger could. On earth men were weak and shot at each other at the distance from hiding, they would have not bide their time or worn tight bosk leather shorts like the slinger.

I expressed my agreement with the slinger's observation as I knelt in sludge and observed he wore his tight bosk leather shorts in a proper fashion.

As the reader could see Gor is an amazing place, none of the men in that pit that day were plagued by the self doubt of their masculine sexuality like earth men are. They all shared the brotherhood of being true men, so there was no shame in kneeling in the cesspit with sleeen grease like there would be on earth.

"Now, I will bind you and take you two to my tower for a proper oil massage that will have the nothing even the slightest bit suggest we are confused about our gender roles. This act will only reinforce we are proper, manly and above all heterosexual men. " The tight bosk leather shorts wearings slinger announced.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Gor, what do you all think?

I started reading about Gor, and the people who fans known as Goreans and they sound like REAL Godly Americans(tm) to me. Their lifestyle is centered around slavery and keeping women in submission, both wonderful family values that are being eroded by the hateful liberal agenda. Not this Satanist "Tom Sawyer" crap, but good, traditional American beliefs being sanctified once again!

Sounds to me there will be some new additions to the Freehold Public Library!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Gor, what do you all think?

Truly this is great literature, proper and manly and not at all effeminate.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Gor, what do you all think?

"Now, I will bind you and take you two to my tower for a proper oil massage that will have the nothing even the slightest bit suggest we are confused about our gender roles. This act will only reinforce we are proper, manly and above all heterosexual men. " The tight bosk leather shorts wearings slinger announced.

Oh please Brother, is there any more!? I just can't stop reading and re-reading it, I want to find out how it ends!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Gor, what do you all think?

More

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Our hand bound me and my former opponent followed the tight borsk shorts wearing slinger. As we trudged along behind the slinger and considered his firm manly thews, in a proper heterosexual way, I considered how my life had changed. On earth I had Carol Cabnit, professor of English at the small collage. All my life I fretted and worried as to what women thought of me. Did they like me or not? Then one night the alien Pope-Kings kidnapped me in their space ship, brought me to Gor were I was taught to release my inner, true male self free of effeminacy.

We arrived at the tight bosk leather shorts wearing slingers tower. Like all of the towers of Gorian warriors it was thrust firm and proud into the sky. Made of a masculine shade of purple it was proper home for a true man to do the things appropriate for true men. On earth I lived in a wood framed house, I would have never dreamed of daring to erect a tower so tall like this one.

The tight bosk leather wearing slinger lead us into his tall purple tower. In the antechamber a woman clad in the silks of a slave girl hurried to greet us. She was beautifully, as Gorian women are since threw are free of false philosophies that deny their true natures. She was flawless except for the bruise on one of her eyes. This suggested the slave girl was a clumsy girl. Clearly this woman was slinger's slave girl.

"Master, you have returned" the bruised slave girl greeted.

"I have returned slave." The tight bosk leather wearing slinger replied, "and I bring captives who will require a proper, manly oil bath, in a heterosexual, non-effeminate way."

The tight bosk leather wearing slinger then punched the bruised slave girl in her face and she collapsed to the floor stunned and whimpered.

Me and my former opponent nodded in approval at the proper, manly treatment of the bruised slave girl, even though it eluded us what she had done wrong. The readers maybe shocked by this but Gor is a harsh place were the modalities prescribed harsh treatment to a women who hypocritically did not confine themselves to their proper, nature dictated, role, like this slave girl apparently had done.

"Thank you master,.." the bruised slave girl gasped as she wiped blood from her lips ",..for correcting me. What did I do master to displease you?"

"That was you were thinking there is something less that proper for heterosexual men to capture each other and then give each other oil baths." The tight bosk leather wearing slinger explained to his slave girl " Such feminine foolishness is not to be tolerated here on Gor. We are only doing what is right and proper."

"I apologize master for thinking such thoughts. I know now it is proper for three semi-naked but heterosexual men, two of them tied up in leather straps, to give each other oil baths while I, a slave girl and as such sexually available, attend to my choirs." the bruised slave girl replied.

Such a scene made my heart rejoiced. This is how people should live, free of hypocrisy and artificial philosophies that denied their true natures.

"Very well girl, prepare us a meal of bosk meats and some drink that is appropriate for men to eat." The tight bosk leather wearing slinger turned to us, "Come men, to the bathing chamber and let us rub the dirt of the day off each other, in a proper and above heterosexual, manly way."

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[cazoofool]

Re: Gor, what do you all think?

I can understand and apreciate a story based on an intellectual philosiphy, but this whole story just reads as,

"Roar! Manly man masculine manlyness! Fighting, very rough, aggressive and manly! Men, man, manly men man! Woman Bad! Woman stupid! Not like us manly manly menly man man!"

It's pretty dull too, I just guess I have a differentiating opinion to you guys.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Gor, what do you all think?

I can understand and apreciate a story based on an intellectual philosiphy, but this whole story just reads as,

"Roar! Manly man masculine manlyness! Fighting, very rough, aggressive and manly! Men, man, manly men man! Woman Bad! Woman stupid! Not like us manly manly menly man man!"

It's pretty dull too, I just guess I have a differentiating opinion to you guys.

I think that is a unfair simplification of the story. It talks about how men should fight in war and explores the growing comradeship between Carl Cabint and the two other men. Ultimately it's about how all men who fighting in war are brothers.

It sounds like you have been blinded by crazy liberal false Christian talk.

[cazoofool]

Re: Gor, what do you all think?

I think that is a unfair simplification of the story. It talks about how men should fight in war and explores the growing comradeship between Carl Cabint and the two other men. Ultimately it's about how all men who fighting in war are brothers.

It sounds like you have been blinded by crazy liberal false Christian talk.

I guess I just have a different opinion, the whole thing does kind of over-load on sexuality in my view anyway, it's almost pornographic. And can't they think of another word for manly? Or touch on any other topic than their manly-ness and how Earth men are effeminate?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Gor, what do you all think?

I guess I just have a different opinion, the whole thing does kind of over-load on sexuality in my view anyway, it's almost pornographic. And can't they think of another word for manly? Or touch on any other topic than their manly-ness and how Earth men are effeminate?

Why are you so insecure in your manhood that you are intimidated by real characters that are more manly than you are? Is it because girls have mocked your tiny penis? Is it because you got beat up a lot in your atheist public school system? Tell us why you have rejected Jesus.

I ask these things out of compassion.

[cazoofool]

Re: Gor, what do you all think?

Why are you so insecure in your manhood that you are intimidated by real characters that are more manly than you are? Is it because girls have mocked your tiny penis? Is it because you got beat up a lot in your atheist public school system? Tell us why you have rejected Jesus.

I ask these things out of compassion.

I'm happy with myself as it is. I'm not that masculine, but I don't care, I'm an intelligent and caring person, I don't need to act like a unintelligible brute just to fuel my ego. No girls have even seen my penis, I am a true virgin, saving myself for marriage. I actually attended a Christian based school, although I was bullied for not "fitting in", I'm proud of myself for standing up for myself, regardless of how others may un-fairly judge me.

I just think these books are pretty bad.