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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22878

    #1

    Rampant Mormon Fornication (SFW)

    Don’t let them Mormons tell you that they are all innocent and love The Lord; they fall prey to the lusts of the flesh just as quick as any other false Christian.

    You might think that a Christian social group like the Mormons at Brigham Young University could be trusted to to keep their tallywhckers in their pants and their cooter fresh and shiny for the wedding night! But NO! They are all at it like rabbits on coke. Brigham Young University is a cesspit of abominations and sins of the flesh.

    Young ladies are sent their in the flower of their maidenhood and within a few days it is all

    Eze:23:17: And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoredom, and she was polluted with them, and her mind was alienated from them.
    Eze:23:18: So she discovered her whoredoms, and discovered her nakedness: then my mind was alienated from her, like as my mind was alienated from her sister.
    Eze:23:19: Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
    Eze:23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.


    Don’t believe it? Read on!

    Student basketball star suspended for pre-marital sex

    A university in the US state of Utah has suspended a star basketball player for having pre-marital sex with his girlfriend in violation of the school's strict "honour code".

    Brandon Davies was dropped after admitting the transgression to staff at Brigham Young University (BYU).

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    His team, ranked 3rd in the nation in college basketball, went on to lose against an unranked team on Wednesday.

    The BYU honour code requires students to be "chaste and virtuous".

    BYU officials have defended the decision after the news was first reported by the Salt Lake Tribune, saying that students are fully aware of the rigorous code, and often choose the school because of it.

    "We live this. This is who we are," said Tom Holmoe, BYU athletic director.

    The Utah-based university is run by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, also known as the Mormon church. All students agree to abide by the honour code, which reflects Mormon values.

    The code includes prohibitions on drinking, smoking, drugs, tea, coffee, swearing and sex, as well as a commitment regularly to attend church.

    Mr Davies suspension has garnered headlines across the country because it comes at the beginning of the prestigious NCAA tournament - a nationwide contest for university teams, often called "March Madness".

    The BYU team, the Cougars, were set to enter as first seed.

    Mr Davies has reportedly apologised to his teammates.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #2
    Re: Rampant Mormon Fornication (SFW)

    I had no idea that the mormoons were admitting jigs.


    So much for the last modicum of respect I had for that cult.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Cursed
      Recovering Bastard
      Head of Landover Glee Club
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2011
      • 1363

      #3
      Re: Rampant Mormon Fornication (SFW)

      It's laughable! The Mormons should have known a negroid can't possibly follow an honor code to be "chaste and virtuous!"

      It's common sense.
      The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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